>> Crazy Nate: Welcome back Gents and Gentlets, I asked and you answered.
You didn't see me ask?
Should of clicked the bell.
Any who, today we are going to point out the top ten worst couples that Disney has ever
seen.
My opinion
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Now before we get this show on the road I need to make it clear, crystal clear.
these are characters from Disney movies that clearly dated, or at least it was implied
they were some sort of romantic interest going.
Also Just because they made it to my list doesn’t mean I actually hate them or that
I hate the movie that they are in.
In fact these are some of my favorite Disney movies.
I look forward to hearing who you think was the worst couple of all.
Now let’s begin the countdown.
>> Narrator: Number ten….
>> Crazy Nate: We start off the list with a classic that you need to make sure you’ve
seen at least once in your life.
If you’ve ever been to Disney World though you may remember a giant tree house.
This is from the classic Swiss Family Robinson.
But we're not talking about the awesome tree house, what we're talking about is Roberta
and Fritz.
This girl was captured by pirates, then these two brave brothers decided to try and rescued
her.
Then for pretty much forr the rest of the movie we get to watch her flirt with both
brothers just for her own amusement.
Of course there's nothing else to do on the island.
>> Roberta: I know why you and Ernest were fighting, It was my fault and I'm sorry.
>> Crazy Nate: Then in the end she chooses the older brother just because she can’t
convince him to want her as bad as the younger brother does.
That makes sense.
>> Narrator: Number nine.
>> Crazy Nate: We have to admit, Disney has slowly improved since Taking over as captain
of the Star Wars ship.
But this new romance isn’t anything like the couple that we love from the old original
Star Wars.
>> Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
>> Hans Solo: I'm nice men.
>> Crazy Nate: That’s right I’m talking about our new Hero Finn and his fan girl Rose
Tico.
This girl idolizes him as a celebrity, and he knows nothing about her.
Of course the audience doesn't know anything about her either.
>> Rose Tico: hey Finn!
>> Crazy Nate: We know almost as much about her sister who died in the very beginning
as we do about her.
Then randomly at the end they decide to plug one of their many plot holes and say hey,
she loves Finn now.
>> Rose Tico: We're not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.
>> Crazy Nate: Wait a second, does she love Finn Finn, or does she Love the legendary
Finn that she heard all about from her sister that died to try to be like him?
>> Narrator: Number eight…
>> Crazy Nate: Any love expert would tell you that a healthy relationship should be
built on Honesty and Trust am I right Dr. Phil?
>> Dr. Phil: yeah...
>> Crazy Nate: This next one is only eight on the list because at least this couple has
trust down pretty well.
>> Princess Jasmine: Is it safe?
>> Aladdin: Sure, do you trust me?
>> Princess Jasmine: What?
>> Aladdin: Do you trust me?
>> Princess Jasmine: Yes...
>> Crazy Nate: That’s right, I’m talking about Princess Jasmin and Aladdin.
She Didn’t lie for say, but she definitely mislead him about being a princess.
>> Aladdin: So where you from?
>> Princess Jasmine: What does it matter?
>> Crazy Nate: And he lied about being a prince.
>> Princess Jasmine: Who are you?
Tell me the truth?
>> Aladdin: The truth?
I...
I sometimes dress as a commoner um to escape the pressures of palace life.
But I really am a prince.
>> Crazy Nate: and all their stories of lies almost got everyone killed.
Like the whole city.
But could you imagine the movie where they were both truthful?
Aladdin would be a much shorter movie.
>> Merchant: Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?
It begins on a dark night.
>> Crazy Jasmine: I like you but I have to marry a prince.
>> Crazy Aladdin: Oh that's OK, because I have a lamp with a Ginnie that can make me
a prince.
>> Crazy Jasmine: Oh that's awesome, let's get married.
>> Ginnie: Made you look.
>> Narrator: Number seven…
>> Crazy Nate: This next couple is often refereed to as humans best friend, and they walk on
all fours.
That’s right, I’m talking about Lady and the tramp.
But they are such a lovable couple how did they get on the list.
Well first off Lady is just that a lady.
She doesn't mess around with every other dog in the neighborhood.
The tramp however seems to have been with every dog in town.
Quite literally.
>> Lady: That reminds me, who is Trixie?
>> Tramp: Trixie?
>> Lady: And Lulu, and Fifi, and Rosita Chiquita wo wo whatever her name is?
>> Tramp: oh yes...
>> Pedro: And my sister Rosita Chiquita Chihuahua, I think.
>> Crazy Nate: Obviously he's barking up the wrong tree and Lady is way too good for him.
Of course he does know some pretty good Italian restaurants to go to.
>> Narrator: Number six…
>> Crazy Nate: We went to the depths of the ocean for this one.
Will turner and Elizabeth Turner...
>> Elisabeth: It's Miss Swann.
>> Crazy Nate: Sorry miss swan.
He gets to watch the girl he loves get engaged.
>> Elizabeth Swann: As a wedding gift!
>> Elizabeth Swann: Elizabeth, are you accepting the Commodores proposal?
>> Elizabeth Swann: I am.
>> Captain Jack Sparrow: Wedding, I love Weddings, Drinks all around!
>> Crazy Nate: when they met she stole the only thing he had as a gift from his dad,
and had no intentions of returning it.
And poor Will, he's so loneley the only guy he has is a drunk to hang out with so he finally
makes a friend, if you want to call it that.
>> Will Turner: More acquaintances than friend.
>> Crazy Nate: and then he gets to watch her kiss his new best friend…
OK, OK so maybe she did it to trick jack and save their life.
But hey that’s why we didn’t put them as number one on this list.
Still a pretty bad relationship
Then when they finally do get together…
>> Will Turner: I do.
>> Crazy Nate: he dies!
Well, for a moment…
>> Bootstarp Bill: The Dutchman must have a captain.
>> Crazy Nate: He gets marooned to the ocean where he can only see her once every ten years.
That can't be healthy.
of course for some relationships it's probably a good thing.
>> Narrator: Number five...
>> Crazy Nate: Sure the next one on the list did manage to save all of China,
but her and her man seem to fight all the time.
If you remember she saved his life,
>> Li Shang: For that I owe you my life.
>> Crazy Nate: and he finally finds out he likes her for more than just a bro,
and even then he doesn’t defend her honor, he lets this pencil pusher walk all over her
and humiliate her.
And prince charming did nothing.
Then when she is getting her but kicked by the bad guys he’s running away…
Nice catch Mulan.
I think Li Shang needs to take some lessons from the Beast.
>> Lady: So tell me, will it be a big wedding?
>> Mulan: absolutely.
>> Li Shang: oh no, absolutely not
>> Lady: Children?
>> Li Shang: As many as possible.
>> Mulan: Maybe one or two.
>> Li Shang: We'll have to think about it
>> Mulan: right away
>> Li Shang: blue
>> Mulan: Pink
>> Li Shang: Mild
>> Mulan: spicy
>> Li Shang: yes
>> Mulan: no
>> Fa Li: Oh dear, did you hear that?
>> Crazy Nate: Even in Mulan 2 most of the time they're just fighting the entire time
and they can’t figure out how to get along.
And once again their fighting almost gets everyone killed.
>> Narrator: Number four…
>> Wendy: I think I will give you a kiss.
>> Crazy Nate: Peter Pan and Wendy.
Now some people are saying Peter and Wendy were never a thing.
They're just friends.
That may be technically true only because they were young.
But come on.
We all know what’s really going on here.
Also while we are on the subject Tinker Bell seems to always of had some sort of a thing
for Peter Pan,
though he just seemed to be friends with her.
But what about the mermaids?
Clearly he likes to flirt with them.
Then to top it all off when he brings his new date to the party, all the other girls
not only pick on her, but they literally try to kill her..
>> Mermaid: We were only trying to drown her.
>> Crazy Nate: And what does he do?
He laughs…
Nice catch
Oh, and lets not forget about Tiger Lily.
What in the world is going on over here?
If you ask me it seems like every single girl that's ever been to never never land can’t
say never ever have I…
Then Peter Leaves Wendy in the normal world and lets her grow up and lets her grow up
and doesn't stay there to grow up with her.
Then if you watch Peter Pan two, he takes her daughter out on a date.
Ok, this is getting weird.
>> Peter Pan: Well if you're Wendy's daughter, you're going to love it here.
>> Narrator: Number three…
>> Crazy Nate: If you're trying to find a date and you're taking notes here, try to
remember it’s illegal to kidnap someone and hold them against their will hostage for
a date.
>> Beast: You will join me for dinner, that's not a request!
>> Crazy Nate: Even though this next couple seemed to have started out that way.
First he holds her father captive and almost kills him in the process.
Which is probably what would of ending up happening if she didn't take his place.
Then he holds her captive.
Starves her unless of course she jumps at his command.
>> Beast: Then go ahead and starve!
If she doesn't eat with me then she doesn't eat at all!
>> Crazy Nate: And yet somehow we find ourselves still sitting at the edge of our seats hoping
for them to get together and live happily ever after.
Impressive Disney.
and if that’s not crazy I don’t know what crazy is.
>> Narrator: Number two…
>> Crazy Nate: With the New Toy Story coming out and Rumors of Bo Peep, I’m sure Disney's
going to give us reasons to love Bo Peep again.
But I haven’t been a fan of her and Woody being an item since Day one of finding out
about Jessie,
>> Jessie: Look it look it, that's me!
>> Crazy Nate: and to be honest I didn’t really care much for Bo Peep at the very beginning
in Toy Story 1.
>> Crazy Nates: But why?
>> Crazy Nate: Well the first thing is when Woody was desperately trying to get Buzz and
himself out of Sids house he cries out to his “friends” in Andy’s room.
>> Woody: Slink!
Please!
>> Crazy Nate: and his best bud Slinky seems to have more faith in him than Bo Peep did.
She’s about as loyal as Mr. Potato Head was, and he's probably the least loyal toy
of them all.
>> Bo Peep: Potato Head!
>> Mr. Potato Head: Did you all take stupid pills this morning?
>> Crazy Nate: Oh and lets not forget the second that she saw Buzz Lightyear in his
smashing little costume, translation the newer better looking guy on the block
shes ready to drop Woody like a hot tamale and go on to Buzz.
>> Bo Peep: I found my moving buddy.
>> Buzz Lightyear: Thank you, thank you, thank you all.
>> Crazy Nate: The only reason this couple isn’t number one is because Bo Peep didn’t
actually try to kill Woody, otherwise they would be number one.
>> Nerdy Nate: Wait a second, are you saying there's a couple worst than Woody and Bo Peep?
>> Crazy Nate: Yeah, why?
>> Nerdy Nate: and one of them tried to kill the other one?
>> Crazy Nate: yeah why?
>> Nerdy Nate: Are you sure?
>> Crazy Nate: Yeah why?
>> Narrator: and the number one worst Disney Couple
>> Crazy Nate: And number one, probably the worst relationship you could possibly imagine
yourself in is to marry someone who just wants you for your money
>> Anna: wait, what?
>> Crazy Nate: or worst plans to kill you if you reject them.
>> Narrator: That’s right gents and gentlets we're talking about Hans and Anna from frozen.
>> Crazy Nate: This guy was obviously a gold digger from day one.
>> Narrator: Tricking Poor little Anna for falling madly in love with him,
>> Crazy Nate: Or just madly, or just mad,
>> Hans: Oh Anna, if only there were someone out there who loved you.
>> Crazy Nate: But then when he found an easier way to get the money he tried to kill her
even though it would be a slow and painful death.
Alright class, it's time to learn from Anna’s mistake,
if you are super rich, watch out from your date, they might try to kill you.
So how did I do?
If you think another couple deserved to be in my top ten let me know who and why.
and if you think one of these love birds don’t deserve to be be on my top ten list let me
know why and try to change my mind.
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>> Narrator: Oh I wanna say it please.
>> Crazy Nate: well narrator guy, you have been a big help so I appreciate it, go ahead,
take it away.
>> Narrator: share a smile, they are contagious.
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