Biscuit! Quit procrastinating!
Work on your spelling words, okay?
But Daddy! "Plumb" has a "b"?
That's just dumb.
Yeah, well, "dumb" has a "b" too!
And "sword" has a "w"?
But you don't say the "w". It's just sword.
That's just wrong.
Who in good conscience made up all these crumby words?
I don't know, Biscuit, that's just the way it is.
Daddy? Do you ever just lie down at night
look up at the stars and think
about all the messed up things in this world?
Like why there's a "d" in fridge
but no "d" in refrigerator?
Yes I do, Biscuit. Yes I do.
Okay, guys. Just to be clear after that last fiasco
labour day is just a holiday.
As if!
Ask any mom and she'll tell you labour is NOT a holiday!
Not that kind of holiday. A holiday from work.
Then why don't they call it "no work day"?
I'm not sure, Cricket.
Wait, if I'm doing my dance moves
can I still "work it" on Labour day?
I'm sure "working it" will be just fine!
And the stores are still open?
But no one's working?
Yes, they're open.
But don't worry, people are still working in them.
So it's a labour holiday for the elite only?
Yeah! And what about the farmers?
Do they stop working?
I don't think so!
This holiday is a SHAM!
I say we start a petition!
Down with Labour Day!
Up with the little guy!
But do you know what the best part of it being Labour Day is?
No, what?
School starts tomorrow!
Yay!
No!