You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Walter Winchell waffle the foods are real the cases are real
The rulings are final this is judge waffle
Blueberry pancake is suing his former friend squash for the cost of cosmetic surgery after squash supposedly fell on top of him without warning
Simon didn't say
Simon Says all rise
Judge waffle. This is case number a oh the matter of pancake vs. Squash parties have been sworn in be seated
Simon Says be seated
And you guys are quick studies
Mr. Pancake what exactly?
Happened the other day. I was just sitting there being awesome as
Usual then suddenly this squash fell out of the sky and squish me
Missed me up something fierce
You know, you look fine to me was the accident really that bad Your Honor before the accident?
I was a blue berry
muffin
Whoa, that's flat-out crazy
Well, it certainly seems they're entitled to the money. What do you have to say squash, but it wasn't me
It was the one-armed man
Convincing testimony, perhaps we should be looking for this one-armed man. Wait a second
You're seriously rethinking your ruling because he blamed some imaginary one-armed man
Judgment for the plaintiff in the amount
Oh, that's right I had forgotten about the one-armed man orange what is going on
This must be your first trial with judge waffle. He's one heck of a waffler
Okay, squash is guilty. No, wait not guilty. But probably guilty. Oh, hi this Oh No, I see
Why do you become a judge if he can't make up his mind?
Because he gets to hit stuff with this. Cool ham
Orange stop it. So if it says stop it man my only weakness
All right before I can reach the decision
I'm going to need to see some evidence Your Honor. This is exhibit a my before and after
Photos Wow, you could be on a slim fast commercial
Exhibit B. A rendering of what I look like after the plastic surgeon does his thing?
You like that ladies it's the chin of gored Clooney
Wait a minute, you're not just trying to frame squash so you can get a new chin
Are you I think I'm going to side with squash on this one. No, no, no
I'm the victim here a valid point in that case
I guess I should find squash guilty, but it wasn't me it was
Yes, it was
That was an awful lot of waffle waffling. Hey, what's the matter you like my job Simon?
Bored bored bored
So bored
It's grapefruits man, that's right and they get a special delivery for you
Whoa, would you get orange? I don't know dude. That's not yours. It's for someone named summit
Hey, it's Jolly Green Liam, what do you want now? You must be looking for that summit guy, huh? Uh-oh
the summonses for you
Meet turns out that you're more annoying than the law will allow that's why I'm taking you to the food court
seriously
I'm gonna need a signature for that summons. Oh crap
Wow all rise this Court will now come to order the Honorable Liam T leprechaun will be presiding
You're kidding me. He gets to be the judge. Hi
everyone
Okay, I'll have a cheeseburger with curly fries
Your attorney I would advise you letting you do all of the talking. Well, this is a great idea your honor given your
History with my client I move for an immediate mistrial
Your honor we haven't even selected a jury yet fine
Objection your honor rust you need a dozen jerks and it's obvious that parity knows the defendant I'm talking
Whoa, sounds like jelly greens in a real pickle
It's a simple question, sir, do you believe the orange is annoying?
I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on this one answer the question sir, if he or is he not annoying?
Yes, yes, he's annoying know what don't act like it's not true
He said that my mother was a Funyun with a bunion you really said that but it rhymes
I
Think we've seen enough here your honor no my uncle no way grandpa. My dad doesn't
Family tree that's a family forest
Well, I think we've seen all the evidence we need to see somebody get a section, thanks
What is hey Yankee right Your Honor the defense would like to call one last witness
The defense wishes to call The Annoying Orange. Hey, that's me. Yay, what'd I win?
Mr. Orange, do you think you're annoying? I'm not annoying. I'm an orange
Slam-dunk, what about mr. Pickle me. Is there anything you'd like to say to him? Yeah
Yeah, hey pickle. You're a real dill weed. Hey
What about the jury any thoughts about? Yes, nah, they can't take it yoke
How about the judge what do you think of the Leprechaun watch it now Lassie she's not a dog she's a passion fruit
Every time
Don't you see the orange is annoying but only because he can't help it you can't make that a crime that's like arresting. Mr
Pickle because he's nose like vinegar objection or locking Liam away because he dresses like a dork
The decision is in the hands of our attorney now, how do you feel you're annoying that's annoying?
Wow, we're back nicely done passion. You got orange off the hook. Oh it was nothing. Yeah
That was fun, we should do that more often that's breaking but I still need a signature over here who's gonna sorry for this
Hmm. There's only one person I can think of that'll sign it. Oh nice
Born
aboard
dare, I say
Blase unhand me you mindless hand. Good one cucumber. Excuse me. What did you say - I said good one cucumber
Should I continue yelling or would you rather use Google closed captioning?
Hilarious, I do not want you to yell and I don't want you to read your crappy captions and more importantly
I am NOT a cucumber. I am I so get it really cuz you act just like an apple
Nobody called you a rebel dude. I bet nobody calls you at all. He's so lonely
That's it. I'm
up
Why is there a pleasure coming? Oh, no, where'd I leave? My long johns?
Did somebody say lawyer now, although that would make more sense
My name is Franklin else, but I am a tater and a litigator great
I'm sue kini rhymes with zucchini and that doofus called me a cucumber and then an apple and and then it was yelling -
So do I have a case and how only question is do you want assume or do you want to sue his pants off?
Pants off pants. Ah joke's on you losers. I never wear pants. Hey orange, what's shakin?
Yeah playing with a pouty pickle in a potato alligator you beside me for your deliveries know anybody that want to send you a pinata
in the shape of a submarine
So majestic so mysterious that's not the question best to
Little Apple there's a storm a-comin you better go warm up my snowmobile
That's entirely possible cuz I'm a three layer dip who happens to be a five-star attorney hmm sounds too good to be true
Will you work on retainer you bet your bottom dollar? I will great
Should have held out for some more bridge work and a couple of crowns
Hey, this shouldn't be like pulling teeth, dude. All I want to do is so so sue
Just tell me who to sue and that's what I'll do. It's even right here on my business card
Let's start with mr. Benedict cumberbatch over there
That's not my name talk to the three layer dip cuz the orange ain't listening. We have a tourney condiment privilege
That'll never stand up in a food court of law. That's what your mama said. Oh
Yes, you did just now yes, that's mine
Hey, that's my slogan
So sue me
I will I am totally suing you fine. Good thing. My cousin isn't attorney
That's right prepare to be countersuit. Stay strong cuts. Stay strong
Try my partner but I'll warn you he's only a two layer dip
With a tie like that I could win any case I'll give you $1,000 for that bolo
5000
Customers
It's just an auction. Yeah, they don't put Idol it's the same thing really. Mainly it's about the billable hours only
There was some way to cut through all the red tape
That would take a real litigator a really real litigator did somebody say litigator? Yep just now
I guess all we really needed was a little Gatorade
Dad you call me a lawyer that's it! I'm gusu talk about habeas corpus.