- Are we live? - [Man] You're live.
- It's live right now?
- [Man] You're live right now.
- Hey guys, what's goin' on?
This is me and this is Trevor.
And we are gonna play some Fortnite on the Xbox
and I've never played on a controller--
- I thought I was bringing us in.
I thought I was introducing. - No, you said--
- Hey what's up, I'm Trevor Noah.
And then I was gonna be like,
and this is Ninja, the legend.
- We talked about this the last hour.
- Then I was gonna do the thing,
but I mean do it, it's your stream.
- No, now it's too late.
- You can do whatever. - You can finish it now.
- I'm just saying, - Now you gotta finish it.
- Anyway, hey everybody, what's goin' on?
This is Ninja and he's gonna tell you what we're doing.
Now you do the thing.
- This is Trevor, and he was gonna tell me
to tell you guys what we're doing.
So what we're doing is,
we're just gonna play some squad fills.
We'll have fun.
He's never played before,
and I've never played on the Xbox before.
So we're just gonna jump right into it.
- ♪ A whole new world ♪
- I'm really terrified.
I already did a warmup game, - This is going to be fun.
- It was terrible,
it was bad. - This is amazing.
- I couldn't build. - This is a new experience
for both of us.
- This is, this is.
This is the content that you guys subscribed for.
I might win this thing.
Our first game.
- [Child] Ninja, Ninja!
- Someone's shouting Ninja.
I'm not Ninja.
- Oh boy.
- I am not Ninja, my little Scottish friend.
It's a little Scottish kid.
- [Child] Ninja. - He's like, Ninja?
Ninja, are you there?
I am not Ninja.
- [Child] Ninja? - No I'm not Ninja.
I am Trevor.
- I'm getting like really hot.
- [Child] Ninja! - No, I am not Ninja.
He's screaming at me now.
- [Man] Ninja!
- Now someone else is screaming Ninja.
- That's his friend,
- I think you owe people money.
- [Child] That's the guy beside and they can hear us.
- Okay, boom.
- We cannot hear you anymore.
- We're good now.
- Forgive me, my little Scottish friend.
We are on a quest together.
He was like getting into it.
He was like, "I think they're on a separate channel."
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, he's like, "They're not saying anything
"but they can hear us."
- That's a great accent.
- Yeah, but I don't think it was Scottish.
It might've been like, I don't know.
Somewhere maybe like, somewhere north.
- Somewhere north?
- Yeah, somewhere north of the,
I think north of the wall.
That's the only way I know the accents.
Which side of the wall are they from?
- Okay, okay.
- North of the wall.
- You are,
dude, my brain is literally not functioning today.
I apologize.
Are you a Game of Thrones fan?
- Yeah.
- Mh.
- You don't like Game of Thrones?
- I loved it. - Oh.
- I binged it.
I literally,
are you ready for this?
- Yeah.
- It was like a week before the season finale--
- No, don't even say that.
You're one of those people?
- I watched all of it.
- Wow.
- In like, two weeks.
- Wow.
- Caught up.
- So you didn't play Fortnite then?
- I was basically streaming for five or six hours,
and then I would just watch Game of Thrones
for the rest of the day.
- Wow.
That seems like a very nice life.
- It really was.
It was a great experience.
- Okay, okay.
This is really,
this is very therapeutic.
I think everyone should be playing this game,
this is very nice.
- I agree, man.
- I actually think
I'm just gonna start doing this for fun.
This is wonderful. - You should, man.
- Yeah, you just like run around,
and like just, you know?
- You wanna catch some Vic Roys, bro,
we'll hang out.
- It's very chilled out. - Play some Fortnite.
(gun firing)
- Oh, that was you.
- Now you're shooting at me?
- I, again,
again, I'm only,
would you rather that I shoot you by mistake,
or not shoot someone 'cause I think they're my friend?
- I like that.
I'll take that. - You know what I mean?
I'm going with the safer approach for the team.
- Smart.
- By the way, if I die,
can you bring me back to life?
- I can, there are Reboot vans,
so I can grab your Reboot card and then bring you back.
- Okay, this is good.
How many times can you bring me back to life?
- Infinite.
Until, eventually the storm though closes in, and it will--
- So if I die in the storm,
you can't save me?
- It depends on how much--
- What if I get you an umbrella,
can you come save me?
(laughs)
- It's more of like, electricity.
So the other thing that--
- It's an electric storm?
- Yeah.
- Why don't someone just fix it?
Why don't they call an electrician and just fix it?
- Now that I think about it,
you're asking questions that need to be asked.
- I'm just the kind of person--
that looks for solutions. - Who's the guy releasing
the storm?
You know what I mean?
We're just here trying to survive.
- Yeah, we're all killing each other
instead of thinking about why the storm is happening.
Why don't we all just come together as people
and be like,
"Yo, let's fix this electric storm."
- Fix the storm, and that's it.
- Oh, Lord.
Have you left Gotham?
- Oh yeah, we gotta go.
You're almost there. - Oh.
- Just keep following that circle,
or the line that'll take you
right over to us.
We might win this.
- I don't know how we're winning
but I appreciate that we are.
- Only 11 players left,
our entire squad is healthy.
- Okay.
I see you guys at the top of a mountain
and I'm at the bottom.
Not gonna lie, I'm getting a little bit of FOMO here.
- Can you come up?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll follow the--
- Yeah we got little ramps for you.
- This is nice. - A little path.
- Oh snap.
Is that like a,
Is that like a dildo?
What is that?
Oh no, it's,
what is that?
Oh no, it's two bullets, sorry.
False alarm.
- It's just ammo.
- False alarm.
- Oh, our teammate's movin' out.
Oh we're not safe here, either.
- Ah, man.
- You might as well just run around the mountain.
When you come,
just run around the mountain.
- I'll be coming around the mountain when I come?
- Yep, that's exactly what I was going for.
You picked up right on it.
- That's what makes good teammates, Ninja.
We're on the same wavelength.
(metallic slam)
(gun firing)
Oh.
(gun firing)
Is that you shooting, or?
- Yeah I'm just shooting, man.
I'm just trying to get some shots in, you know?
(gun firing)
Oh my god, my aim is terrible.
Dude, our teammate is just goin' in.
He might really carry us.
(gun firing)
- Oh, shit. I shot someone's head.
(laughs)
That was nice.
- Oh wait, you killed someone?
- I think so.
I mean I shot them and then they stopped living.
So I think that's what happened.
- Well that's not fair, you got a rocket launcher.
- Oh Lord.
(guns firing)
(laughs)
I shot another person.
They pop, that's fun.
(laughs)
They pop and then stuff comes out of them.
This is very cute.
I like this.
(gun firing)
Oh, someone's,
no, no, no.
Oh, someone shot me and I think I'm gonna pop.
Can I heal myself?
I'm on my hands and knees.
What does this mean?
- You are knocked, you are dead.
- I'm dead?
- Yep.
I think everyone on our team is dying.
- Okay, well he's on top of this thing.
- Yeah, I just can't get you.
- Oh Lord. - There's just no way.
- So I can't take my medicine?
- Nope.
When you're knocked, you're knocked.
- Well,
I am trying to put myself sort of where they are.
I popped.
I was killed by someone named, Duvall.
- Got one.
No, no, no.
(gun firing)
I keep mis-clicking.
That's another one down.
Two V two situation.
- This guy on our team is pretty good.
(guns firing)
Wow, this is intense.
- Oh, he knocked me.
He got him.
One V one.
Oh.
- He's coming to you.
Oh my god, he might get me up.
Get me up.
Come on, Hopper.
- Oh wow, he's healing you.
Oh man.
I think we're playing with Jesus.
(laughs)
- We're gonna get a win. - Look, he's doing the thing.
- Look at that,
boom, I'm up.
I'm drinking.
He's got energy for me. - That was pretty amazing.
He didn't do that for me,
but I mean,
whatever.
But that was still pretty dope.
I like crawled next to him,
and he just ignored me.
- I'm just gonna spray him until we win this game.
(gun firing)
Bro, look at this guy.
Look at this guy's building.
(gun firing)
Should knock everyone down.
(gun firing)
How have I not hit this guy one time?
- [Trevor] What is he building?
- Builders gotta build.
It's up to me.
We got it!
- You won?
- Victory Royale, baby!
- Wow!
- What just happened?
- Wow!
- Is that--
- First game ever.
Six eliminations on the Xbox.
- Is that,
that's your first win
on the console? - First win on
the Xbox, yeah.
- I think you were pretty dope.
- Yeah, man.
You got two kills, too.
- Yeah, my favorite part was how
I died so that you could get away.
- You sacrificed, you took one for the team, man.
And you know what?
Honestly, everyone's gonna remember that.
(upbeat music)