Asalaamu Alaikum, Wa alykumusalaam.
Whats up bother?
Yeah, yeah the sky isnt it
Yeah man, guess what happened yesterday man?
What did you meet Omar Esa again? No man.
You Shezad innit? No.
You know that guy that lives 2 blocks away from me.
Ah yeah, yeah him, the one that smells.
No, no him, the other guy.
Oh the other one that smells.
No man listen yeah, his brother was telling me yesterday innit
In his bath he done a poop innit
Oh, I always knew it, when I saw that guy, I was like
Hes going to do a poop in his bath one day
Yeah I was telling you my dad innit
hes just giving me a hard time about a job and stuff innit.
Yeah. Yeah, like, you know working recently in Argos,
you know, the peoples not good, the managerů
Arsenal won yesterday, even though theyre not very good.
Yeah I know, I watch the, I kind of watched the match.
But anyways what was I talking about, my dad innit.
They won 2-1. He keeps telling me off. Twooo one.
He keeps telling all my uncles.
Twooo, yeah 2-1, one.
Two, one.
Oh no, I was saying the, make the dua thing,
should have been about one brother wronging.
One brother wronging him.
Yes! Its not funny and why you acting violent whats wrong with you?
How do you like it?
Sorry man. Im not your friend anymore.
Sorry man. Alright. Its alright my putar (son)
Tell me what grades you got.
Tell me again what grades you got.
How man Cs? Four Fs, Four Ds and 1 C.
Bro, you must be thick with a capital T
Can I get fries with that please?
Gonna see you in McDonalds arent I?
Doesnt really help if youre fat as well.
Gotta lay of those cream cakes.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Cake, cake and more cake.
Yeah so the pirate was coming, and I was like what are you doing here?
Yeah did you see that clown innit?
Wait im just getting a call, give me a minute. Alright.
Asalaamu Alaikum, yeah how are you brother, yeah im with Ashraf
Yeah, yeah the one that stinks
Yeah, I dont think the word deodorant is in his dictionary.
He never uses it you know.
Yeah, he is pretty crap at football isnt it.
I mean, a football comes to him and he just gets confused.
Ahh mashaAllah youre a good brother man, you sure know how to massage me.
Alhumdulilah. Brother, have you got change.
Oh, im feeling better now, im feeling better.
Brother just 50p.
Oh is that my phone ringing? I didnt hear anything.
Dont you hear that? No.
Asalaamu Alaikum. Theres nobody there.
I was telling you innit, my sister you know, I saw her yesterday.
Ahaha, the fat one. Im just joking. J.O.K.E joke.
Sheů J.O.K.E joke.
She had a son yesterday.
Ohh, is she allowed to reproduce?
Shes quite ugly isnt it. She must have had an ugly kid.
Im just joking man, clam down man, calm down.
Can we bring a masseuse here, brothers stressed.
She had a son yesterday, she called him Uthman.
Thats a nice name. My nan also came.
The bag of wrinkles came as well. Is she still alive?
Sorry, im just joking man. J.O.K.E joke
Well I havent seen her for a long time you know
shes getting old and everything. Yeah she is.
Thats my nan. Im just joking. She is getting old though.
Yeah, take me that way. Actually no, no, lets go the other way.
Which way. No, no, lets go back the other way.
This way? Come on brother.
W alykumusalaam brother, I cant come today brother innit
Im a little bit busy, busy, busy innit.
You know I recently got married brother.
Im a little bit busy I cant come to err where you calling me o.k.
I cant make it, Im at university now,
im studying innit. Medicine. Yeah sorry brother.
Okay, kay, kay.
Asalaamu Alaikm everyone, we hope you enjoyed this little sketch.
That was very difficult to do because today was very windy. Boom.
Okaay.
A few etiquettes of good friendship,
make dua for your fellow brother when hes in problems or hardship.
You dont need to make dua in front of his face,
you now do it behind his back.
When you make a dua behind your brothers back:
Oh Allah please bless him and have mercy on him, ameen.
So you know, if you make a dua behind your brothers back
then that dua Allah is more likely to accept.
As a good friend, you should always do like fun things like this.
Where did he go? Where did you go? I need my glasses back.
Being a good friend means, you give them time, you dont always
You know too busy to meet them, if theyre in problems or hardship
You help them out, you give them advice, you dont alienate them
Make them feel bad and err stuff like this.
Wheres your watch man? Im trying to make an outro here.
Ok yeah, continue sorry.
So errr yeah, like, comment and subscribe.
This is something you dont do to a friend.
This is also something you dont do.
Yeah dont do this, practical demonstration, practical demonstration
J.O.K.E joke
All of this is a no no.
Hypnotism, it really works. SubhanaAllah.
Sorry said it wrong. He done a poop.Alright. Sorry.
I like Manchester United.
Are you for real?
Yeah, I like it when Manchester is United I dont like it when theyre divided.
I like. I like it very much.
My nan also came around as well. The bad of wrinkles. Lets redo that.