[laughing] [groaning]
[groaning]
- Say it. - Raph, be quiet.
Not till Mikey says it.
Raphael is all wise and powerful.
And?
And he's better than me in every possible way.
And?
I'm a lowly worm beneath his feet
who isn't fit to live on the same planet as him
because he's so amazing and I'm a dirt clod.
[gasping]
And?
In the history of the universe there's never been-
Hey, enough.
[gasping]
[grunting]
[unintelligible]
[grunting]
[tinging, grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
Have to be quick to train with ninjas.
Sorry, April.
[grunting]
I'm almost a full on Kunoichi.
Oh, yeah.
Gotta be quick if you wanna be hanging with the ninjas, dog.
[grunting]
Sweet moves, Donnie. Eat this.
Oh! Cheap shot!
[grunting]
Okay, you two, enough!
You guys are acting like a bunch of caged animals.
We're just blowing off a little steam, red.
Yeah, things are just kind of tense lately.
Right, old friend?
You got that right, old pal.
[grunting]
Oh, yeah. Michelangelo is on the move.
[grunting]
You know what to do.
I'm here. I'm there.
I could be anywhere.
[grunting]
How do you stop what you can't even see?
[grunting]
[buzzing]
Like that.
Good one, Leo.
[cracking]
All right, Donnie,
put down the staff and no one gets hurt.
Ah, you said that last time, Raph,
and then you hurt me.
Yeah, but less than I would have.
Yeah, right.
[grunting]
[snapping]
Should've dropped the staff?
Should've dropped the staff.
Okay, okay! Ow! I'm down!
[speaking foreign language]
Whatever you say.
[grunting]
[thudding]
[grunting]
[clanking]
[groaning]
Nice try.
[grunting]
Come on, bro, snap out of it.
[grunting]
[dinging]
You're not yourself, Leo. Let me help ya.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning]
Did you bite me?
[grunting]
[cracking, chuckles]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Dude, what are you doing?
You don't defend against Seoi Nage with backflips.
Why not?
Back flips are where it's at.
The best defense is to roll along my back
and take me to the ground and put me in an arm lock.
Unless, of course, I counter with a-
Hey, man, you can't take the fire out of... [grunting]
Dr Flipping Stein.
[grunting]
What are you fighting a guy in slow motion?
I suppose I could do it faster if I ignored my form like you.
Ignore this form.
[grunting]
[groaning]
Competition is an excellent motivator,
but not when it turns you against each other.
So now, you will spar two on two.
Okay, I'll take D-
You will take Raphael.
You two must focus on working together,
not competing with each other.
Okay, so me and Raph against Mikey and Donnie.
[chuckles] Uh, isn't that a little unfair?
Wait. What are you trying to say?
Um, how can I put this gently?
We're way better than you guys.
Pssh. At fighting maybe.
[chuckles] Uh, that's what I meant.
Oh? Fine.
[beeping]
[speaking foreign language]
[grunting]
[laughing]
[grunting, groaning]
[speaking foreign language]
You were right, Sensei. Working together is fun.
Don't worry, Donnie. I'm in a good mood today.
I'll go easy on you.
Don't do me any favors, Raph.
Um, in fact, maybe you'll be the one
who gets gone easy on, by me. So, yeah.
[whirring]
Worst smack talk ever.
[speaking foreign language]
[grunting]
Hey, I got him. April, did you see?
[grunting]
Ow!
Say hi to Mikey. Hi, Mikey.
Donnie, ha ha. Amazing. I didn't even see his lips move.
He's like a puppet who can throw his voice
to himself. Wait.
[speaking foreign language] Raphael, that is enough.
[grunting]
Thanks for going easy on me.
[sighing]
My sons...
you are truly becoming impressive warriors.
But to grow as a team, you must know
each other's strengths and weaknesses.
[grunting, burping]
Ah. Right in my face. Really?
Garlic and clam pizza.
This competition is a free for all.
Last turtle standing wins.
[speaking foreign language]
I'm still seeing spots.
[grunting]
Sorry, Donnie. It's a ninja eat ninja world.
[grunting]
What are you doing, Leo?
I was going for Mikey.
What part of last turtle standing don't you understand?
[grunting]
Ah, man.
Distraction, misdirection,
powerful weapons in a ninja's arsenal.
[chuckles]
Looks like you've leveled up to the boss fight.
I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face permanently.
[grunting]
Well, Leo won it this time.
Uh-oh. He's awoken the beast.
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunting]
So is Donnie coming down or what?
Couldn't wake him up
so I put some dirty underwear on his face.
[grunting]
Huh? [grunting]
[grunting]
Nice.
Looking good, Leo. You're really coming along.
[grunting]
Ah,I think I get it.
You can't feel emotion because you're Shredder's puppet.
[grunting]
As a matter of fact, I bet you like doing
whatever Shredder tells you.
[grunting]
You probably love it.
[grunting]
[vomiting]
Raph?
How's it going, brother?
[grunting]
You had me at a disadvantage but did not attack. Why?
No reason, Sensei.
Then stop holding back and attack.
[grunting]
'Sup, my ninjas.
Have you guys seen my stuffed iguana?
Shh.
The one with the top hat?
Shh!
Hm. My ninja senses are saying you want me to be quiet.
Man, they're really going at it.
Sensi still hasn't fully recovered.
Slash messed him up pretty bad.
It's gonna take a while before he gets all his strength back.
Ah! Found him!
Go ninja! Go ninja! Go!
[grunting]
You succeeded.
Only because you're still recovering, Sensei.
[grunting, whirring]
Huh?
[grunting]
Okay, Raph. Mercy. White flag. I surrender.
Wow, Donnie, I thought you had me there for a second
but, that was just embarrassing.
[grunting]
So you want to do this for real? About time.
[grunting] Easy, Raph.
[grunting]
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
Now quit playing games and show me what you really got.
[grunting]
Hmm.
[grunting]
Enough.
Come on, Leo. Scared of a real fight?
No, I'm scared you've been getting more
and more hostile, and pulling away from the team.
What gives?
I'm tired of training with kid gloves.
No one's pulling punches out there.
Why should we do it in here?
Raph?
Because you are brothers and your goal here is to train.
Sensei, why do you always stick up for Leo?
I'm the only one who takes training seriously.
The rest of them are just goofing off all the time.
[grunting]
[whining] No one appreciates me.
Back on the everyone loves Leo routine?
Get some new material, you big baby.
[chuckles]
That's it.
If you guys don't want to take this
as seriously as I do, then I quit! I'm done!
Through! Adios!
[sighing]
How many times has he quit the team now?
Mm, 27 times.
You have a brilliant mind, Donatello.
Yet you see a fire and try to put it out with gasoline.
You are growing up, my sons, and you must become more mature.
One day, I will not be around to remind you of your...
foibles.