Uh...
This said it was a Mario game, this isn't a good-
what
WHat
WHAT
(The beautiful Intro 🎵🎵🎵) E AH OH OHOHOHOHOHOHO HO LETS GO OH LETS GO
Oh my, you okay there?
You don-
You don't look too good man
Alright we're playing Super Bros. 5
Super Bros 5?
Once upon a time
Mario was walking with
XD
Chun-Li!
And then he-
Oh.
Oh no.
Is that Buddha?
*GASP*
Oh no!
Buddha's trying to steal his girl!
But Mario's like..
"No take me!''
"Take my ass!"
Yeah!
Super Mario Adventure-
WTF is that!?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Digimon!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
Somebody help me!
I don't even know what I'm doing!
*Ahem*
Ok, here we go
*Ahem*
Story,
When Merrr-
Merio?
God dammit.
Ohhhh nooooooooooooooooo-
What
What's Mario got to do with this?
Oh..
At least Barney looks happy.
Welp,
This is my life now.
Woohoo!
Super Mario gonna kick all the asses!
Oh no!
That poor frog!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Moving on the ground x2
What buttons do I press?
I don't kno-
oh!
Rest in spaghetti,
never forgetti.
(Hello darkness my old friend.......)
*ded*
WTF??????
Oh boy.
I've always wanted to play Mario 3..
Bokpyr... Cbeta..
Alright, let's go over here.
Is that a gun?
Oh god-
Oh!
Uh.. Uh..
I have many questions, like...
Where can I buy one?
YOU WANT SOME DRUGS KIDS!?
*Random Bootleg Mario sound effects*
What the fuuuuuuu--
*More bootleg sound effects*
Yeahhhhhhh
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
No, my skateboard!
They said I could be anything...
So I became a helicopter!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Uhhh..
This is my turf.
Get the hell-
Oh god!
Not the ass!
Please!
THE POWER OF JESUS
COMPELS YOU!
Oh no!
That baddie's taking the hottie!
There's only one man,
who can save the world..
and that's...
DISFIGURED MARIO?!?
Oh god...
And.. he's dead
MOVE, BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!
*death of the year 2017*
Oh damn
Look at that death shimmy that Luigi did
*ded*
Oh no!
The wizard has come to steal..
The Snapchat ghost??
Oh god
And..
Uhh, I don't know what's going on over there...
Now,
Only Luigi and..
Uhhh
Kermit the Frog?..(XD)
can save the world!
by uhh..
dancing..
*Luigi and Kermit the Frog dancing as music plays*
WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!!
I WANT ONE NOW!
GIMME MAH BURRITO! *angry gibberish*
Oh god..
it's a boss fight..
here we go..
I'm ready! Bring it on!
OH GOD!
MEXICAN CACTUS!!
Ok uh uh uh
I wasn't prepared for this
Jesus christ
Oh god..
Alright...
It's time to play..
Herro Malio Brothers! (is this right?)
*laugh*
I mean hero
I'm so sorry
I didn't mean to be racist...
One day, there was an emergency TV broadcast all throughout..
Chinaland?..
Oh god!
Undyne's Dad??
Is that you man?
I am Blu Boltar, general of the Yoma clan
What?
What did you say about my mom?
You son of a bitch-
OH GOD
He's throwing sandwiches at me
let me out, let me out, let me out!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGH
Ooooooookie
Dooookie?
Oh man!
Super Mario Kart Rider man!
this is the best game i've heard!!
you.. you got Mario...
you got Bowser.....
You got.. uh..
Super Monkey Ball dude?
Oh damn!
Mario got some moves
Shake dat ass
Yeahhhhhh
Oh dayumn!
🎵🎵 Shake dat ass for me. 🎵🎵
🎵🎵 Shake that ass for me! 🎵🎵
🎵🎵 Come on girl! 🎵🎵
🎵🎵 shake that ass- 🎵🎵
*Sad music*
Alright,
let's see if,
let's see if we can...
OH GOD!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Game of the Year 2017! Yeah!
WOW! YOU LOSE!
Do I get a trophy or something? (btw ear rape)
Ear rape Incoming!
*Really high pitched music*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Rip headphone users)
Yeahhh!
Smageh... 1...
Oh ear...
Alright, let's play this game!
Looks like a normal Mario game
*Suicide*
What?
I just pressed a but-
Ok...
I just pressed a button and Mario decided to die.
Alright!
That's the end of that game!
Uhh
I have no idea what we're doing.
Uhhh.. UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We supposed to twist each others nipples or something?
*NIPPLE TWIST*
DAMNIT!
MY NIPS HAVE BEEN TWISTED!
Oh gawd
What the hell are those?
*a message for the flying man*
This world is pain
Why do I exist?
What is my purpose?
But at least I can fly!!!
F*CK YEAH!
Alright let's play this game.
Let's see what we have to..
what the hell..
OH GOD! OH GOD!
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
OH GOD!
Nope, nope, nope, I'm done...
I'm done...
I'm done, I'm going...
That's it...
*SMG4 leaves*