(dramatic music)
- [Announcer] The seats just don't look the same,
they're all exactly the same.
So move all the way across the theater,
so the rest of the victims can sit down.
Once you are seated put your glasses on
so the torturing may commence.
If your glasses don't fit properly,
please change the size of your head.
That's it.
Keep moving all the way to the end and sit down.
If you didn't receive a pair of glasses, please stand up
wave your arms about wildly and look really stupid.
(dramatic music)
We hope you enjoyed the show
but it's over now and you must leave.
See those open doors?
Go towards the light.
You're not as cool as you think you are
walking around the park with those 3D glasses on,
so save yourself the humiliation
and leave them in the bins by the exit doors.
Enjoy the rest of your day at Universal Studios.
(dramatic music)
- [Attendant] Hello?
Hello?
Is this on then?
Ah, citizens of Duloc and victims, guests of Lord Farquaad,
may I have your attention please.
Our Royal Auditorium and Torture Chamber, Visitor Center
are currently experiencing technical difficulties,
and there will be an extended delay.
We do apologize for the inconvenience
and hope to begin flogging,
speaking with citizens again shortly.
Oh dear.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
(dramatic music)
- [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Royal Auditorium of Duloc.
Every seat in the theater provides an excellent view.
Please move all the way across to the left
as quickly as possible and sit down.
Once seated, you may put on your glasses.
If you didn't get glasses on your way in,
please contact the host at the front of the theater.
Every seat in the theater
is equipped with a soft form fitting cushion,
and they all provide a splendid view of the screen.
Look, the seats don't just look the same.
They really are all exactly the same,
so move all the way across the theater
so that the rest of the herd can sit down.
You may put on your glasses once you are seated.
You'll look great.
If your glasses don't fit properly,
please change the size of your head.
If you don't have glasses,
please tell the person next to you,
and they will console you.
If you didn't pick up your glasses on the way in,
holler and wave your arms about frantically,
and we will ignore you.
(dramatic music)
Thank you for watching Shrek 4-D.
Please exit to your left.
Be sure to drop your glasses in the bins by the exit
as you leave, and enjoy the rest of your day here
at Universal Studios Hollywood.
(dramatic music)
Okay, that's it.
It's over.
Exit to your left.
Please have your credit cards ready
as you pass through our gift store.
Shrek is now available on DVD and video cassette.
Look, you're not as cool as you think
walking around the park with 3D glasses on.
Why not leave them in the bins by the exit
and save yourself the humiliation?
Enjoy the rest of your day standing in line
here at Universal Studios Hollywood.
Have some churros.
We hope you enjoyed the show,
but it's over now and you must leave
to your left.
See those open doors?
Why not walk through them?
Thanks for coming and enjoy the rest of your day here
at the Universal Studios Hollywood.
(dramatic music)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.
Technical difficulties have prevented us
from continuing with Shrek 4-D.
We ask that you please follow
the direction of our crew members to the nearest exit.
We apologize for any inconvenience
and thank you for your cooperation.
(dramatic music)
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please.
We apologize for the delay.
Shrek 4-D is currently experiencing
technical difficulties,
and we are attempting to correct the problem.
Thank you for your patience.
(dramatic music)
- [Announcer[ We hope you enjoyed the Show,
but it's over now and you must leave.
See those open doors?
Go towards the light.
You're not as cool as you think you are
walking around the park with those 3-D glasses on,
so save yourself the humiliation
and leave them in the bins by the exit doors.
Enjoy the rest of your day
standing in line at Universal Studios.
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)