[laughing]
Oh, welcome back, buddy!
Yeah, that's kind of tight there, big dog.
Oh.
I have missed you so much.
I think I just heard a rib crack.
Oh, it's gonna be more than one by the time I'm done with you.
Alright, not so fast, Ray. Alright, come on.
Do not make me get the crow bar.
It's so nice to see a dude hug another dude.
Right? Bring it in, man.
OK. It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. I got this.
You might wanna step back.
[grunting]
[laughing]
You hate to see it.
[laughing]
Sorry. Got a little emotional there.
It's just that you've been gone a long time,
and I've been so alone.
[clearing throats]
Quiet! I'm talking to Henry.
So hey, what are you doing back in Swellview?
Uh, my dad is graduating from Juliard.com.
No way, your dad's a moron. He couldn't graduate from online Harbird.
Yeah dude, he's so dumb. No, I'm actually here to see you.
Aw, the little birdie flew right back to the nest.
- Come give papa bird a hug! - No, no, no!
Get over here, you! He's back!
So, how's my old job? You guys go on any sick missions?
- Oh man, tons of mission! - So many.
Yeah? Cool. Like what? Anything dangerous?
We once caught a guy that was stealing books from the library!
Oh, yeah!
OK, but I was kind of looking for some sick fights though.
Ooh, we once battled every bad guy in Swellview at the same time.
Nice. What happened?
Micah let them all out of prison.
Oh, I spent my whole childhood locking those guys up,
so I can't wait to hear how you all caught them.
We didn't!
Sick twist, they're all still out there.
I gotta imagine there's some of them out there committing crimes right now.
- More than likely. - Wow.
Alright, uh, that ends your visit with Henry, he's mine now.
I enjoyed our time together.
Hey, so how's Dystopia? Do you need me to come help you?
'Cause I will burn this whole thing to the ground and leave right now.
[clearing throats]
Keep it down!
God, they're always here. It's like ugh!
Emergency call!
Hey, this is perfect. We can go on a mission!
Huh? Let's pop some gum and have some fun!
Uh, yeah, you know I'm all about that fun, big dog,
but you know, everyone things Kid Danger is kind of...
- Hot? - Dead?
- Exactly. - Right.
What's the emergency?
It looks like there's a brawl at the nail salon.
Oh! We could fight crime then get our nails done!
Just like old times.
Heh? Come on, I'll let you pick my color.
You know I love to pick your color, man, but
I've been dropping so many fools in Dystopia, I was thinking I could just,
you know, kick it here for a while.
Yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool. Just.. just kick it here.
Let's kick it... I was thinking the same thing.
Guys, why don't you just handle this one yourselves?
- Yay! - Can I pee first?
Why don't you pee on the way? Here you go, there it is.
Alright guys, don't end anybody and, uh...
Try not to let anybody end you, OK?
Down the tube.
That nail salon is going up in flames.
Come on, pal, I'll give you a tour of the Man's Nest.
Alright, cool, I'm right behind you, big dog.
Dude, don't you wanna see my axe throwing room?
- Hm? - Wanna see my axe throwing room?
Do you even have to axe?
God, I've missed this. Let's go have some fun!
Woo!
[music playing]
- This is great! - I love this!
- I love you! - What?
I said I can't wait for round two.
Round two: tango.
Time to get close.
[music playing]
Should we?
I didn't travel halfway across the world to not
beat the tango level in Prance Prance Revolution with you.
[music playing]
[alarm ringing]
How'd it go?
- It went great. - We broke up the fight.
With our faces!
It wasn't all bad. I got my nails did.
I even had time to squeeze in a pedi.
- Nice! - Pretty!
I'm gonna call Rex, then go throw up and lay down.
- Same. - Dry my toes.
No, no, no. A call came in while you were out.
[groaning]
A bunch of fire bees are attacking a honey store.
- Oh my God! - That makes no sense.
Yeah, the caller said some murder bears were headed up there to, so...
Hustle up!
[groaning]
We just got our cheese steamed.
Can't you settle a fight between fire bees and murder bears?
Oh, what do you say, partner?
Hard pass, my guy, we got a big lift coming up.
Sorry kids, buzz off.
[groaning]