Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of million dollars.
But I'm Bertie burns and joining me is the lovely Jon Risinger and the handsome Ashley Jenkins
This is a very special video game themed episode of MDB and what better place to have it in the glitch
Please set it's appropriate Ashley and your work on the know do you run across video games at all familiar?
I once watched a boyfriend play games alright. Let's get this started shall we
Okay, I will give you 1 million dollars a lot of money you can spend on a lot of different things but
Won't you take the money you have to walk over to your favorite RPG?
But as a character generator, and it hit the randomize button whatever comes up
That's what you look like so like if you pulled up some sort of weird Star Wars game
I've got spikes and tattoos like Darth Maul or something you might not even get the red you would get like the Darth Maul
But it's green or yellow. It's not just your face either. I mean it's also at your body
Type so you could end up with like a big old pot belly Darth Maul's
I'm just thinking elderscrolls right. There is a race of cats so you're sitting down about to hit X to randomize
And you're thinking come on giant cat
Look considering how many pets house cats get yeah?
I don't know if I feel good about that like you walking down the street and just random people feel like they can pet you
I mean people pet pets all the time you guys you came out you look at your yellow version of Darth Maul think okay
I'll just go work at the call center. You show up at the call center. Hey
John
Yeah, I'm trying to think of any positives of this other than the money
Maybe Knox doesn't go that far any for that and you know in this day and age
So I got I got a John it is the premise of the show
We don't adjust for inflation, but I still I got to do something with my time. You could be 100% in character streamer
Recognizable, you'd be it's an a she and I are both in the know and so you just pull up on the known that these
two insane looking creatures hi
I'm Darth Reisinger, and I'm the perma nater who are trying to tell you about the insane deal that switched it for Christmas this year
Taking money John
I'm gonna do
All right 1 million gold coins is a lot of coins
that is but you now live with an inventory system your inventory starts empty and
Everything you need DS in your life you're gonna have to find and pick up and keeping your inventory
I'm just carrying my computer around with me
And the other downside is what this is gonna look like to everyone else it might look like a series of
Shelves a little boxes to you
But everyone else is just gonna see a giant backpack with a bunch of junk there
How many slots do I have you have 20 slots where we're gonna go ahead and let you step
Back so I can be holding like 64 stakes
Well the stuff would get really used to you going into the bushes and stripping down before you go shopping
All I'm thinking about is in Skyrim when you carry too much you become encumbered and you start walking slower
I love the idea of you like going to pick up takeout somewhere
And they hand you over the food and you take it
And that's the moment you become encumbered and it takes you 45 minutes to walk out the door like sir
Do you need anything else? No I'm good. I'm just walking out
Cuz you can start hiding things in this inventory doors and then people like why is that man putting?
64 cantaloupes in his backpack the best part is nobody's gonna. Give you grief or going through the Express line
Well, that's actually 64 chaos even fuck you. It's one item
Look I can prove it so knowing gold coins
And you have to keep everything you need in your life in those 20 slots. I can't do it
I couldn't do it five years
I can live a minimalist lifestyle, but not that minimal actually I'm gonna do it the idea of me
I will just carry everything that I need with me at all times and that just be what I have I'd love that
I want to figure out a way that we can raise a million dollars to have you do this because
I could do it a
Million dollars but
every day
One random person stops you that you walk across and challenge you to a Pokemon
battle and the closest thing to you is then
Anthropomorphised into your Pokemon for that battle its Pokemon eyes. It's Pokemon eyes. Do you get to keep your Pokemon?
Yes, although in Pokemon really what happens when you win is you take money from the person well there's some stuff
I would want to turn into a Pokemon just to do it. What would you want to turn into a book my car?
I'd literally be standing there with my hand on my car yelling and everyone that walks by me trying to pick up fight with everybody
Especially like little kids so they play pokemon all the time like you little jackass get over here a little kid comes up and throws
Out there with a bug Pokemon, and you've got like Tesla gar that like runs it over
Does he go who's your pokeball? Yeah? I think that's got to be some sort of storage device
It's just pretty pointing a pokeball at his Tesla and just sucking it into it
You know it could be a real inconvenience if you're stopped at a stoplight that little spin animation happens and someone's like
I'm fighting with my traffic cone. I choose you
Mound of dirt and no one can leave that intersection until you resolve
Pokemon never die like to start a farm somewhere for all my Pokemon after a year and a half of this Oh
Bar a farm. Yeah the Pokemon went to a farm
It's just bernie going in the backyard and shooting me never met a Pokemon that I liked
So million dollars, but your life is essentially a constant Pokemon battle with random items around you and strangers you run across
I'm doing it. I'm moving out. What about you? I'm gonna. Do it immediately. This is a dream. I don't like Pokemon
Well you're gonna be poor. I'd be happy to but I think you're missing out. Hey guys
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