- Today, we're gonna get down to the bottom of
which is the ultimate potato snack.
- What the fuck!
- Just why?
- This is so bad.
- Tastes so good, right?
- Can't tell, easily
- It's like a hash brown.
- The better.
- Oo ooh
- A aah
- Ahhh
I love potatoes
- Me too
(both laugh loudly)
- Today we are going to be ranking
all different kinds of potatoes.
- Its everything from like wedges, chips,
bob potatoes who knows.
- Okay, so we will be ranking the potato foods
from God tier, Ok tier to Meh tier
and whichever gets the most God votes is crowned the winner.
- Oh my God, hash browns.
- Hash browns.
- Yum.
- Yes,
- Check this hash brown
Did you salt this a little bit?
- Can you get over the bang?
- Yeah
- Did he salt it a little bit, he salted this a lot.
- Shall we crunch?
- Let's crunch.
- Yes.
- Right.
- Hash browns, they are very well salted, huh huh.
- We can't fault this.
Like, I don't think I've ever had a bad hash brown.
Like even when they're a little bit cold
and a little bit soggy, it's still such a vibe.
- Okay, so I think we all know where
I'm putting this bad boy.
I'm gonna be ranking this right at the top.
God tier.
- Obviously God tier.
- Yeah
- If this is in Good tier then am not arguing,
you know what I mean?
- What the fuck is this?
- Eeew
- Aah
- Potato scallops
- (indistinct)
- [Producer] Wait Zeta, have you never tried
a potato scallop?
- Oh no, I don't think so.
- It's almost a hash brown, like almost.
- Mh mh almost.
- Can we please just talk
about the ratio of potato to butter.
- This hasn't been like mashed.
- Yeah, true.
- This is the potato.
Oh, you can't see it yet because it's non-existent
and this is the butter, like.
- That's butter, that's how you wanted it.
You want more butter.
- What's the point of having potato in it?
Why don't you just have a disc of butter?
- You can't have like, ooh like, you know, given a sandwich,
You can't have all hand.
Do you get what I'm saying though, like.
- Yeah, kind of, you can't have a bread
and a burger or whatever.
- And the chicken salt on it,
it just like elevates it to a new level.
- See, I'm not a chicken, salt person, controversially.
I just like plain salt.
Like potato already does enough, you know what I mean?
- We all know that he's wrong but that's fine.
(both laugh loudly)
- Let's give it a try.
- Okay.
- That's pretty good.
- This is an abomination
- This really a God tier
- Yeah, that got to be God tier.
- I'm gonna be ranking this meh.
- It's God tier
I'm gonna say something else for a second.
I was like, I got a minute.
- This is a meh.
A meh
But I was explaining that because meh potato tier is
like above like a God tier of any other food type.
You know what I mean?
So a meh tier doesn't mean it's bad.
It just means in the potato universe.
- It's bad
- It's it's yeah, low, yeah.
Oh my God, it's chips.
Wow, I never heard someone say
I'm so disappointed about chippies
- Whoooh chips, chips, chips, chips.
- What's your chippy, do you like the soggy ones
or do you like the crispy ones?
- I like the deep fried,
like deep fried into oblivion crispy chips.
- Yeah, even a lot more than I expected today.
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's hard to speak about, it's like
- The chips
- A good thing.
- It's a good thing.
- It's just good.
- Okay.
- Oh,
- Hmm.
- Hmm, hmm hmm hmm.
- If you had a potato chip, you know
you know what I'm talking about?
So it's like a potato chip, basically.
- It's gotta be God tier.
- This obviously is God tier,
- God tier, what?
- Are you joking?
- No, no, this is ok tier.
This is like it fill you up, it's good.
It's nice and warm
but there's some like really good potato stuff out there.
And this is just, okay.
This is okay.
- I intensely with a burning passion disagree with you.
Chippies are God tier.
- Hmm about them, hmm they're not.
(participants laugh loudly).
Bomb or X
- Whoa whoa wozz
- Yes we've got waffle fries
- Oh my god
- 0hh my god this is,
- [Producer] One at a time guys
- I feel like we're quite a good balance.
I don't know.
- You're here, I'm here.
- I'm God tier, you are meh tier.
- This is such an American invention.
- What is this, if it's not just like
chippy like a hotter version of chippy.
- So, I mean, to answer your question.
Yeah. I don't know if you're asking me or just saying that
but
- No, actually I wanna know.
- What's the point of making it like this?
Well, there's no point all chips are like
all potatoes is made in weird shapes
and that's just how it is.
It's marketing, it's marketing
Everything's marketing.
- Anyway lets give it a try, shall we?
- Okay, yeah
- To waffles
- Mhmhhh
- Really getting that our surface area can refer.
- Oh, yum.
- I mean they good, they're definitely good.
- They are definitely good.
- But there's no way they're God tier
- You gotta be paying extra for these.
So if you get waffles size like an extra dollar or two
or three
I just don't feel like it's worth it.
And it's not God, it's not terrible 'cause it tastes great.
But it's okay.
- Yeah.
- Okay, you've convinced me, I'm gonna say these are ok too.
- No
- So for me, it's an ok tier.
- For me this is also an ok tier
- Oooooh
- Ooh curly fries.
- Curly fries
- Mine looks so weird.
- This is are like, this is like if you're a child,
you know.
- That is a floppy curly fry
- You know like occupy your four year old by being like
enjoy it.
- You're literally easy to it,
to try this chips on its earrings
- Oh that's.
- Oh, Whoa.
- [Producer] What's the age, you should stop doing that.
Oh, I'm not here to discriminate.
It's how old you feel in your heart.
- That's too big.
- No, it's not.
- It's too big.
- It's not.
This is gonna be the best content of the whole video.
We don't have much to work this.
- It's not gonna make it taste any different
- Cheers
- I can eat it all in one go
- Yeah
- [Producer] Please go for it
- Oh my God got a little.
- Hmm hmm, yeah nope
this is shit
- Does it rival a hash brown or a potato scallop?
- I'm gonna say yes.
- All right.
- Well, I got a lot of fun here today.
- I am gonna be ranking this in the meh tier.
If there was a lower tier.
I'd put it in that.
- I'm gonna give this a God tier.
People are probably not gonna agree with me
but they're really good chip.
And then like the fact that we can play
with them and fucking stopping,
everyone here, if you could see everyone's faces right now
they look very shocked, but they're good chip.
- Yeah, but are they God tiers honey,
Would you have this?
- Yeah I ate them.
I ate them over a lot of other things
we've already tried today.
- These are meh tier.
Like it's it looks, it doesn't even look cool.
- All right, that's fine.
Everyone they have their own opinion if they want
- Everyone, that's fair, I respect your opinion.
- I respect your wrong opinion.
I respect you and your wrong opinion
- Okay and I also respect you and your wrong opinion.
- Thank you.
- So what's your wrong opinion?
- Its ok.
Its like not bad, it's not horrible,
I feel we had a lot of fun, but I don't know.
I would go for this over some other potato food.
- Boiled potato
- Oh, you're kidding.
Is this just a raw potato?
What is this?
Oh, it's cooked.
- Most excited I've ever been about a boiled potato.
- Just like out of all the ways you could do potatoes,
you choose to just boil them.
Like you don't even mash them.
You don't even put them in the oven for a bit.
You literally just boil them.
- Okay, I have my piece ready
- These could like blow our minds.
You never know.
- No
- On a bad day, if I was like really depressed
and stressed out, I'd probably be,
- Raw potatoes?
- Well, I just had it and it's like warm and comforting.
- Like if you could just, it doesn't even really
have a flavor.
- It has a flavor.
- And what is it?
- Potato
- Big meh
- Big meh.
- Boiled potatoes.
- Just why?
- Yeah.
- If you're thinking of making these for dinner, don't.
- I'm gonna rank this God tier.
- No you're not, (beep)
I'm gonna be ranking this meh because it's meh.
It's the definition of meh.
- I have to agree with that food opinion over here,
you know, it's, it's, it's a meh.
It's a potato, you know, it's a soft potato.
- Sweet pututa
- Sweet pututa?
- (indistinct) sweet potato chips.
- Sweet potato fries.
This gotta be the saddest sweet potato fries,
I have set my eyes on
- Yeah look, turns out
they should have had less time in the oven
but you live in and you learn.
- I think these are better than regular fries.
- Yeah, sweet potatoes are really
because you think you're healthy while you're eating.
- Yeah it gives you that extra like sense of like,
I'm better than the other fries.
- I'm just so healthy because I eat sweet potatoes.
- This is sad because I love sweet potato fries.
- Well then you'll still love these, don't discriminate.
- But did you know that they're actually not any healthier?
- No, they are.
- We could talk about sweet potato fries
so till the cows come home.
- Okay, just wait, eat them all.
- We should probably eat them.
- Okay.
- This is so bad.
This is the worst sweet potato fry I've ever had.
- Oh,
- They are good.
- It's good.
- It's good
- But is it God?
- Did you cook these?
- Yes.
- I love you.
- No.
- It's okay.
- This is really bad,
but I've had so many good sweet potato fries.
It's borderline for me.
It's borderline, but I'm gonna go with God tier
- These are ok tier.
- Oh, wedges.
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, where's the sour cream and chili sauce?
- I love this form of potato
- No way, you didn't .
You didn't, did you?
- Hang on a sec, but who eats wedges without it?
Literally who, Zeta probably.
- [Zeta] Absolutely not.
- Okay, thank you.
- Yes probably.
- Yeah, this is.
(indistinct) on a scale of one to 10.
- What do you want me to say?
What am I supposed to say?
- You sound like about a one on the inside.
You might be like one and a half.
- I was gonna say like a two probably, because it's so.
- Well, let's put the stakes up real high, wedges yeah.
- Yum
- They're even good on their own.
I rate these ok tier.
- Yeah, okay tier.
- If we're ranking potato snacks as potato snacks
no source involved, wedges are gonna have to get,
- You know, I agree.
- I really rely on all the extra stuff to bring it to life
- Potato gems,
- Potato, yeah potato gems, they are potato gems
- Oooh wait, tater tots or potato gems
- Same thing, right?
- Same thing, same thing, same thing
- Same thing.
Oh, I think so.
Let us know in the comments.
I feel like tater tots as Americans.
- I've actually never had a potato gem.
- No, you're kidding, right?
- No
- Never had one?
- Never
- Tater tots.
- Its just basic
- Your childhood.
- Yeah.
- Dunno what happened there.
- They're like little round hash browns
- Potato gems probably one the best,
arguably the best potato type.
- I just wannna try it now.
- Yeah, let's try it.
- Cheers.
- Cheerio.
- Cheerio means goodbye.
- [Producer] Yep you're literally saying goodbye.
- You're saying bye.
- You didn't know what it means?
- I don't know
- It's not really good, its not
- Really good.
- What are you gonna rank it?
I'm giving it the God tier.
- You're giving it a God tier?
- Yeah.
- God tier easily.
- God tier, yeah.
- Absolutely.
- I'm gonna go with God as well.
- Yeah, good choice.
- Well, these are potato chip.
We call them chips like a crisps.
- Yeah.
- Everyone needs chips all around the world.
- But they are not your ordinary chip, they are
- Crinkle cut.
- Crinkle cut, which is just a texture innovation.
- I mean, what can you say?
The chips are, they are fantastic.
- All right, let's try it.
- Let's try.
- Chips.
- Oh wow, I know, I don't know what is that.
- Yeah they're good.
- God tier for me, hundred percent.
- Hundred percent.
- So for me, I'm gonna give these chips an ok.
- I'm also going okay.
- Mashed potato.
- Mashed potatoes.
- Mashed potato, mashed potato.
- Mashed potato.
- And that's all we can sing right, because of copyright?
- I need controversial opinion inventory of the evening
I don't like mashed potatoes.
Like it's fine
- On like the range of potato snacks,
it's like not the best.
- I dunno, I mean, for me personally,
I'm a big fan of mashed potato.
It's delicious.
- But mashed potatoes aren't because remember today
we are not ranking it with extras.
- I could eat this just for dinner.
- Are you serious?
- I already know.
Let's try it.
- That's pretty good, I'll be honest with you,
that's pretty good.
- Like, you know what?
This mashed potato is good, but I still it's like.
So I'm going to rank mashed potato meh tier.
- I love mashed potatoes so much.
I'm just going to add like these straight up in God tier.
Cause it's where it belongs up top.
- I'm gonna to give this an okay tier.
It's pretty good.
Like it's just it's I could just, you know.
- No, you know, mmh, okay.
I'm just gonna give it ok.
Cause it's good, but it's not a God.
- Processing the numbers
analyzing the data.
Look what the fuck is happening to us?
The winners.
- Winners
- With four God tier votes.
(drums beating)
What did I say?
(drums beating)
Hash browns and potato gems.
- Oh my God, so basically two
of the exact same thing in different shapes.
- In different shapes
- Yeah, good job to us.
I'm not shocked and I'm quite happy about it.
- I love it, I love it.
- I love it too
- I love the consistency with ranking it.
- Yeah, but controversially.
- Really?
- Yeah, we all have shadow in us.
- I feel like we, I have the right opinion.
- Let us know what you think about our opinions below.
- Yeah, do your own tier ranking below.
- Yeah, do your own tier ranking in the comments.
- Let's see
I wanna who's God, I wanna know who's ok.
I wanna know who's meh