- Cue the '70s porn soundtrack.
What's up internet?
I'm Alex Robinson, and today's show is all about love.
No, not the milquetoast Judd Apatow series
starring Gillian Jacobs and Paul Rust,
but the love we share with each other
and show it in the form of boxed chocolates from
Duane Reade and last-minute Hallmark cards.
Yes, today's episode is in honor of Valentine's Day.
With that said, here are the sexiest movies
streaming right now on Netflix.
"Magic Mike." Directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring
the perpetually hunky Channing Tatum,
"Magic Mike" chronicles the sexy journey of Mike,
played by Tatum, as he struggles to pay his bills
working odd jobs around Florida,
the most tantalizing of which is an exotic dancer
at a Matthew McConaughey-owned strip club
in Tampa, Florida, called Xquisite.
Tatum soon meets another attractive young man
Tatum soon meets another attractive young man looking to earn some dough, Adam,
looking to earn some dough, Adam,
played by the delightful Alex Pettyfer,
and takes him under his wing, or deltoid,
or whatever muscle that is.
Mike and Adam soon discover the seedy underbelly
of male stripping, which is just basically partying,
drugs, reckless behavior, and so many banana hammocks.
So many thongs.
But redemption isn't a pipe dream and even male strippers
can have a chiseled moral compass.
If you could really use a lap dance but
can't make it to the local strip joint,
"Magic Mike" is a perfectly good backup.
"Y Tu Mama Tambien." A 2001 coming-of-age teen drama,
"Y Tu Mama Tambien" comes to us from
the prolific Alfonso Cuarón.
You know, the director behind "Roma" and "Gravity."
It tells a story of two young men,
Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal,
who go on a steamy road trip with a woman in her late 20s,
played by the incredibly talented and beautiful
Maribel Verdú. A lot happens on this road trip,
including but not limited to drugs, sex, arguments,
breakups, makeups, and of course, some shake-ups.
Bet you weren't expecting that one.
Bet you weren't expecting that one. The sexual tension throughout the film is palpable,
The sexual tension throughout the film is palpable,
and if it doesn't make you wanna go on an impromptu
road trip with your lover, you may want to
reevaluate your relationship.
"Blue Is the Warmest Color."
"Blue Is the Warmest Color" is a French romance
based off the eponymous 2010 graphic novel by Julie Maroh.
Anyway, enter Adèle. She's 15, shy,
and in the grueling process of figuring out
her sexual identity through a series of fantasies,
sexual encounters, and a budding friendship with
an openly gay woman named Emma.
The two become friends, and after sharing a kiss
at a picnic, slowly enter into a passionate
romantic relationship with one another.
Problems slowly begin to arise
when Adèle seems hesitant to disclose the nature of
her relationship with Emma to her family,
her relationship with Emma to her family, while Emma very much knows who she is,
while Emma very much knows who she is,
but maybe not what she wants.
but maybe not what she wants. The couple move in together and are soon faced with
The couple move in together and are soon faced with
some harsh realities when you find out
you might not know a person as well
as you initially thought.
If you like your romance movies with a heaping scoop
of tangible passion, this is the film for you.
Adore.
Adore is an Australian-French film directed by
Anne Fontaine, starring Naomi Watts and Robin Wright.
Basically our protagonists have attractive sons
who are best friends.
Our stars are also best friends.
Our stars are also best friends. They live in a picturesque beach town,
They live in a picturesque beach town,
and seem to spend most of their time half-naked
lounging around and giving each other suggestive looks.
Eventually, and this is not a spoiler,
Robin Wright hooks up with Naomi Watts's son
and Naomi Watts hooks up with Wright's son.
As you can probably surmise, this situation
produces some uncomfortable, yet sexy, moments
as each person tries to navigate the incredibly bad idea
of dating your best friend's son.
Yes, it's a bit absurd, but with a little willful
suspension of disbelief, it's a fun and sexy film
good for a romantic evening cuddle.
"Nymphomaniac: Volumes I & II,"
a 2013 two-part film written and directed by
the provocative Lars von Trier.
"Nymphomaniac" is a four-hour-long journey punctuated
with explicit and unsimulated,
yes that means real, sex scenes.
We're talking everything from train car fellatio
to threesomes, to fetish whipping, where a riding crop,
basically a horse whip, is used to reach orgasm.
How romantic.
How romantic. However, the film, as salacious as it may seem,
However, the film, as salacious as it may seem,
questions our views of sexuality and the roles
that men and women play in each others' lives.
- That's not how it goes.
Most people don't scream until I hit them.
And I get it, a four-hour sex flick might seem
a bit overkill on Valentine's Day,
but it sure beats the hell out of an overpriced,
prix fixe meal surrounded by couples you'd otherwise avoid.
I'm Alex Robinson and that was "Bingeworthy."
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