>>DON'T WORRY BABE. MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO LOVE YOU.
YEAH, JUST COME OVER HERE AND MEET THEM. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU SOON.
BYE. [DOORBELL] >>HELLO LITTLE BROTHER.
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I HAVE MOM AND DAD TONIGHT.
>>I JUST WANTED TO MEET YOUR WOMAN BRO-HAM. >>FINE, BUT YOU BETTER BE REALLY NICE TO HER
AND TO ME. OTHERWISE, YOU'VE GOT TO GO.
>>DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVES? >>YOU DONE?
>>GET IT? BECAUSE OF THE LEAVES.
>>YEAH, THAT DOESN'T... >>MOTHER.
>>MY FAVORITE SON! GIVE YOUR MOTHER A KISS.
>>MWAH! >>YOUR FATHER WILL BE SO HAPPY.
CHRIS? CHRIS.
>>TRISH? WHAT IS IT TRISH?
>>CHRIS, PUT DOWN THAT WHISK AND GET IN HERE. >>TRISH YOUR WISH LIST IS FISCALLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
MY FAVORITE SON. >>HEY.
[LAUGHTER] HEY, UH, MOTHER, I BROUGHT YOU A GIFT.
>>OH! >>DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS?
>>HIBISCUS? >>YES.
I ATE LIKE FIVE OF THEM. >>MITCH?
MITCH? WHERE'S MITCH?
>>MOM, DAD DIED FIVE YEARS AGO. >>OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
MITCH DIED IN A DITCH. AND NOW HE'S THE GOT THE POST-MORTEMS.
>>GRANNY MADE HER FAMOUS LOBSTER BISQUE. >>[CHEERING] >>WHO DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO
MAKE HIS FAVORITE EVEN TONIGHT? YOU KNOW I HATE BISQUE.
>>YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY. >>YOU ARE AROUND BISQUE 24/7.
DON'T YOU EVER GET SICK OF THE STUFF? >>DO YOU EVER GET SICK OF BREATHING?
[SCOFFING SOUNDS] >>TISK, TISK. >>YEAH, GOLLY.
>>IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT SON. WE DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS A CHILD.
>>THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS RUNNING A MARATHON WITH YOU IN MY ARMS
AND I TORE MY MENISCUS AND TRIPPED.
SORRY IF IT MADE YOU SUCH A FISH OUT OF WATER. >>WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T OF HAD YOU LISTEN
TO ALL THAT CLASSICAL MUSIC AS A CHILD.
>>YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO LIMP BIZKIT LIKE ME.
>>YEAH. >>THAT'S WHAT WE MADE ME SO SOCIABLE.
>>[LAUGHTER] SOCIABLE? YEAH, HEY WAIT!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BLIND DATE THAT I SET YOU
UP ON WITH VERONICA? >>VERONICA?
OH I GUESS THAT WAS HER NAME. >>THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TONIGHT.
WHAT HAPPENED? >>I GOT DISTRACTED.
>>BEAUTIFUL. >>AH!
TRICKY STITCH. >>WHO WANTS TO PLAY A SUPER FUN GAME?
>>WHAT ARE WE PLAYING? >>RISK.
>>YES, WELL I AM PRETTY GOOD AT RISK, SO...
>>WELL AT LEAST THERE'S ONE THING YOU'RE GOOD AT.
>>WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? >>YOU'RE A LOSER.
>>OKAY. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T OWN MY OWN BUSINESS
DOESN'T MEAN-- >>BISQUENESS.
>>I DID GRADUATE FROM HARVARD THIS YEAR IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THAT.
>>YEAH, IN PS-PSYCHOLOGY. >>NEUROSURGERY.
>>PS-PSYCHOLOGY, PS-SURGERY, THEY'RE THE PS-SAME THING!
>>NO, THEY ARE NOT. I ALSO TOOK THE HARVARD FOOTBALL TEAM TO FOUR
BOWLS IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS.
SO... >>AND HOW MANY BOWLS OF BISQUE DID I SELL
IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS?
>>THOSE ARE NOT EVEN COMPARABLE. >>6,266.
>>MITCH? MITCH?
>>WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU HONEY. >>I KNOW.
IT'S JUST... >>JUST WAIT UNTIL MY GIRLFRIEND GETS HERE
AND THEN YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME TOO.
>>WE ARE PROUD OF YOU. >>WHY?
[DOORBELL] >>HEY! EVERYONE THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND.
>>HELLO FAMILY OF STEPHEN, HI. [SOUNDS OF GREETING]
>>IT IS MY PLEASURE TO MEET YOU AND YOUR ACQUAINTANCES.
ACQUAINTANCES, YES, YES. I BROUGHT A DELICIOUS DISH OF BISCUITS.
OH, OH. I LEFT IT IN MY CIVIC.
[LAUGHTER] LET ME GET THEM. I'LL BE BRISK.
OKEY DOKIE. ALL RIGHT!
YEP. >>SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
>>WELL, STEPHEN YOU FOUND A WEIRDO. >>YEAH.