[MUSIC PLAYING]
[HORN BLOWING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Happy Birthday!
Thank you!
Happy Birthday.
Thank you.
Happy Birthday.
Thanks.
Happy Birthday.
Thank you.
Oh, my god!
You got a new house!
Yeah, the furniture at my last house
kept getting up and leaving.
And then it just was far too expensive to upkeep.
Again?
I know, right?
Where'd all your books go?
Oh, I read everything online now.
It's way easier that way.
Why isn't everyone dressed in their regular outfits?
We don't wear the same things every day.
Our clothes didn't just magically disappear
because we became princesses.
I have tiaras for everyone.
Ooh!
Thank god.
You guys will actually look halfway decent now.
Belle, truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you to prank call Gaston.
Oh, my god.
OK, I will.
I will.
[PHONE RINGING ON SPEAKERPHONE]
Hello?
Hi, Gaston.
This is the mirror store.
I just want to let you know that your 700-foot mirror is
on the way.
Uh, I think you got the wrong order.
I ordered a 900-foot mirror.
OK, um, Snow White, truth or dare?
Truth.
OK, um, who do you have a crush on?
One of my roommates.
He's kind of grumpy.
You have a crush on Grumpy?
No.
Dopey.
Oh!
Tiana, truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you to pick truth.
What?
No, you can't do that.
That's cheating.
Cheating?
I never cheat.
I play fairest of them all.
Oh.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
My stepsisters locked me in a closet.
I wasn't even at my stepmom's house.
They literally broke in and locked me in a closet.
Hey, is that a piñata?
Oh, my god!
Can I go first?
Please, please, please?
I don't care.
Oh, yes!
What?
This isn't how you get the candy out?
This is how I got the genie out.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You hit it.
See, I feel like that makes less sense.
Yeah, why would you hit it?
It's so pretty.
It's not about what's on the outside.
It's about what's on the inside.
Watch and learn.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[GRUNTING]
No, Cinderella!
Let it go!
No!
I hate it.
I want it!
I want it.
Let it go.
I want--
Let it go.
--it!
Ew, you eat gummy worms?
Coming from the girl who makes out with frogs.
[SCOFFS] He told me he was going to turn into a man.
And you believed him?
You turn pumpkins into cars.
And you think my story's unrealistic?
Hmm.
Ooh, cake!
(SINGING) Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Belle.
Happy birthday to you.
[TWIG SNAPPING]
What was that?
Oh, it's probably a bird.
They always show up when I sing.
(SINGING) How old are you now?
How old are you now?
(SINGING) I'm 44 years old now.
I'm 44 years old now.
Wow, that's old.
I'm 94.
I'm 87.
Good lord.
OK, Belle, ready to blow out your candles?
If you can?
Let me make a wish first.
What'd you wish for?
Oh, my god, Belle, that was my dog.
Can I cut the cake?
No, Elsa, don't.
I don't want an ice cream cake.
This would be the fourth year in a row of you turning
my cake into an ice cream cake.
Mhm.
Dang it, Elsa!
Just cut me a piece with no icing.
That's ironic.
OK, Hermoine.
What does that even mean?
[MUG BREAKING]
Chip!
Oh, my god, Chip!
Cinderella, are you going to clean that up?
Yeah, Cinderella, are you?
Why me?
Why should I clean that?
The thing is, I love cleaning.
But if I clean it for them, I'll just be a maid again.
OK, let's do presents now to make her less
stressed out about the mug.
I hope somebody got her a mug.
Oh, a Taco Bell gift card.
Thank you.
Do you get it?
Get what?
Because it's Taco Bell?
No.
Belle.
Yes.
Taco Bell.
No.
Oh, forget it.
Do you want it back?
Yeah, sure.
OK.
Thank you.
Happy birthday.
Thank you!
Oh, look, this is so cute!
Why is there only one?
Oh.
I lost it.
I love it.
I got you some roses.
They're fake.
So they won't die and leave you with the Beast.
Thank you.
Oh, my god, it's midnight.
I have to go right now.
Oh, OK.
Bye.
Wait, guys, OK, I wanted to read you a book that I wrote.
It's only 7,000 pages.
So it shouldn't take too long.
"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.
She was so beautiful that--"
[DOOR BANGS]
Whatever.
I'll finish the next chapter.
"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess
named Belle."