(leS tUrn Up tH-) MAC!
currently sitting next to a liquor cabinet that's a fact you guys didn't need to know, telling u anyways
don't know if it changes anything but-
sure does explain a lot
CHRISTMAS
is coming up
YAY
oOH christmas...
the time we all go back to our
families just for one of them to tell us some mildly homophobic shit
so lets react to some of thAt
so you can get ready!
if this even comes out before cHriStMaS
knowing my ass
I haven't done one of these videos in like
omYGoSh foCus On MeE
foCus ON me FOcuS on me biTCH (ariana grande is shaking)
focus what the fuck
i haven't done one of these videos in like
five-siX months?
five months? 4 months
5 months! 5
months
6 months... fuck it
last time I did this
I did pro-gay ads
so now we're going back to what makes me the most money...
(bRAAHHH DINERO queso yen lo-)
my battery is gonna die so were just gonna ooOH-
wHYYY u NoT focUsINg On meE?!!
but actually wait a minute no tAke A sECond
to appreciate the tree real quick
we actually took time and that
lets get like a quick little
oohhoohoooohooo (mac stop, my ears hurt)
she white cuz she privileged... uMm
I took it to twitter askin you guys to send me some gAY aSS
like i do every single goddamn time
is this a surprise anymore? probably not
and you guys sent me some sHit
I hope i don't know, i haven't really
checked that tweet
im like sUCh a
bad influencer. Like I don't-
influence?
Idk
what to say
my ass just sends out random memes
and tweets that make me sound like I'm depressed (same)
as hEll
i'm not even trying to be relatable right now
im just like... im roasting the hEll out of myself (me)
why cant i be just like a normal (ask myself that every day)
i should write a book
I shOuLD write A bOOk (said every youtuber ever)
nobody's gonna read (i'll read it, i guess)
but somehow it goes on a new york best times seller
so idk
how the fUck that happened
that wasnt me roasting anybody
that was just..
(here's the long pause)
edit that out mac (bUT YOU DIDN'T)
why does it keep on focusing on the NAMJESUSTREE praise our lord and savior
why does it think thats my face
theres a black ornament on the christmas tree
it probably thinks *turns around* oh yeah thats mac
macs on the tree
black orbs- I THINK I'M TIPSY *laughs*
[MANS NOT HOT]
*roommate and mac laugh*
I've only had like FOUR sips (Lies mac)
I need to take a NAP
*JiNgLe BeLl JiNgLe BeLl DIC*
Let's try this again
*Gay Laugh*
I took to twitter and asked you guys to send me some
anti-gay shit
like I've always done
Already said this
Gonna say it again
Send me some of that
anti-gay/homophobic good shit
Follow me on twitter
follow me on twitter!
If you wanna get my attention... bitch follow me on twitter
Who even wants to get my-
Honestly, what?
(long pause x2)
never mind
'i am
very proud to be
designated homophobic'
why is there two 'm''s in 'am'?
like a designated driver like
we all need to have a designated homophobe
in our life
and this man will take the job. you know
when your just out in a club
just sucking some dicc
you always gotta have that 1 man in the background going
EWWW
thats
whats his name?
he's wearing a fedora
he's wearing a FEDORA
If a man with a fedora on his head
is making a video
talking about
gays in a bad way-
(mac seriously, why the long pauses)
do they tHINK
things are just gonna
turn out alright for them
I don't-
I just-
okay that was mean
Fedora boi: Okay, now I'm on my second video today
Was he speaking in English?
WAIT A MINUTE
rewind
Fedora boi: Okay now, I'm on my second video today
what
Fedora boi: *repeats yet again*
Mac: Now I'm on my second video today?
you- you made another?
ONE ABOUT THE GAYS
IN ONE DAY?
OKAY
Fedora boi: The date is Wednesday, the 3rd of December
Mac: oH is he British?
what is that accent
like there's-
it went all over the goddamn ma- *pfAHA*
For a second
I thought he was southern
and now he sounds British
and he sounds like a LIL bit of Irish
iT's a fedora
that's fedora accent™
Fedora boi: This is on homophobia
Mac: great
Fedora boi: the definition of homophobia is
to be frightened of
the same sex
*Mac.exe has stopped working*
IS IT¿?
I'm homophobic because I'm afraid of other men (...makes sense?)
SuRe
I mean
*Mac laughter* if that's what he wants
Honestly me too (same)
MEN ARE SCARY
let's be honest
men scare the shit out of me (me too)
oKAY
Fedora boi: It's a lot of blinkin' bullshit
like I will fight this for the rest of my life
if I'm called homophobic
I'll be bloody proud of my homophobia
*Bewildered Mac*
I'm not frightened of homosexuals
Mac: *wheeze* he's proudly homophobic
he ain't scared of homosexuals *some more wheeze*
bITCH
he ain't scared of us
he's made a video
to tell us
he ain't aFRAID
bITCH
BOO
maybe she snapped, good job-
stAHP FOCUSING ON THE TREE *gAgA*
Fedora boi: I'm not willing to act that way
and I'm not willing to accept their ways
and that is the truth
*Slow Nod* ight...
they won't mind if I'm homophobic (u sure John?)
it doesn't hurt anyone (really now?)
all it means is that i don't agree
with same sex marriage and gArBaGe like that
Garbage, bitch
GaRbAgE
G a R b A g E
*Hello... Mac?*
*are u sure we didn't pause the video?*
(Mac I swear)
*gAgA*
mood
Fedora boi: I'm homophobic, I'm proud of it and I'll keep on doing it
Mac: Honestly, accept yourself
you know what, that's aLLLL you need to do in life
just don't hURT ME
*Mac wHEEZE*
Fedora boi: So blow those activists, they can go and get stuffed
*You do you, sis*
Mac: When is he going get stuffed (mac thats not what he saiidddd)
I would-
*Look of sheer regret*
neVER MIND-
I'm not going to-
I'm not gonna even-
That's not even-
That's iNaPPrOpRiAtE
I still wanna make sOME ad revenue (mood)
you see, just digging that fedora
that fedora is making his mind-
that fedora gave him sTrAiGhT?
Fedora boi: If I'm homophobic, I'm bLoOdY proud of it
and I'm willing to incite other people to do it as well
Mac: To do it as well, bITCH
He's going to incite other people
to do homophobia
*he thinkin' of that fedora-*
Goddamn, this fEdOrA-
*desperation* STAHP FOCUSING ON THE TREE
gReAt
DeLiCiOuS
yUm
what did we learn from that kids? (absolutely nothing...?)
*Temporary Gay Silence*
gODS, IF YOU FOCUS ON THIS TREE ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME-
'Trump on gay rights'
I'd rather not, actually
'Kirk Cameron says 'Homosexuality is unnatural''
Who's Kirk Cameron?
Is he trying to be famous?
'cuz that's how you do it, I gUeSS, in 2018
and honestly-
Famous Dude: I believe that marriage was dEfInEd bY gOd
Mac: But did God ever define it?
Like did he ever define it in the Bible?
did God define you to tell another human being
to destroy themselves?
like did God define that?
I don't tHINK so
so why you goin' on public television
to tell LARGE groups of people
that they're wrong?
I didn't define that
The last time I checked *chOKE*
God wasn't about tHAT life
I bet he flipped through these pages real quick
Last time I checked
God didn't tell YOU
to go on TV
just to get this
cLoUt
Other Famous Dude: Do you think homosexuality is a sin?
Famous Dude: I think it's uh- it's- it's- it's unnatural
I think that it's- it's- it's detrimental
and ultimately destructive to so many of the foundations of civilisation (ok sis go off i guess)
Mac: But he doesn't think it's a sin bITCH
oOOh he sucked a dicc
he sucked a diCC in high school
He su-
I'm gonna get-
Oh dAmN, I'm gonna get in trouble for saying that
nevER MIND *ultimate wHEEZE*
okay okay, let's TaLk AbOuT tHiS
these are two gRoWn aSS sTrAiGhT mEn
talking about gAyS (that's us)
on NaTiOnAl TeLeViSiOn
*Gay Confusion*
WHAT ARE THEY GETTING OUT OF THIS? *le wHEEZE*
like why are they spending so much time
talking about my private life?
like sHuT uP, you know?
sHuT uP
If you're in a group of people talking about shit
you have nOTHING
to do with
dON'T TALK ABOUT IT
We don't care
are you gay? nO?
then why you talking about us?
yOu WaNt Us?
*Gay Silence Once More Because He Knows He's Right*
you jealous?
STOP FOCUSING ON THE TREEEE
(shh Mac, I'm gorgeous)
Other Famous Dude: What do you do if one of your six kids says 'Bad news, I'm gay'?
Famous Dude: I wouldn't say 'That's great, son, as long as you're happy'
I'm gonna say 'There's all sorts of issues that we need to wrestle through in our life and-'
Mac: oh sHuT uP, oh my gOD
If I come out to you as gay,
you're not gonna give me a lecture bITCH
just let me liVE
I don't give a shIT
If I came out to you as gay, that's me proclaiming that I don't give a shIT what you say honestly
'oh this thing/the society/people won't accept you' bitch I kNOW
I-I'm on Twitter
I've seen the news bITCH
If I'm coming out to you, you don't have to repeat that
like shut up
Your child took time out of his life to tell you some personal shit
that you generally don't even need to know about
and you're gonna spend time leCTURING his ass
on shit he already knows?
wHO are you?
wHY? wHO ARE YOU? *laUGHTER*
*cOnFuSeD LiT gIrL*
lit
oKAY, gReAt
idk, moral of that *le sIGH*
sHuT uP
uh- just sHuT uP
I'm so tired of making these videos
this video is straight up just turning into me telling people to shut up
Honestly, 2018
If you're still gong on national television telling gays they're wrong
*looOOOONG PAUSE*
What did-
What's happening in your life?
Like- what's- oh- I'm so tipsy
'Westboro Baptist Church parody: 'Girl on Fire' by Alicia Keys'
(...Mac?)
*has a gaga flashback*
'What He has in store for her'
'And for those who torment her '
'Speaking in the prophecy, telling how He'll stand for her'
'This world will soon be set on fire' (can it happen soon?)
'This is not a fantasy' *and of course, Mac's wHEEZE*
'He's comin' through the cloud, His wrath on fire!'
*song continues because why not*
'Trumpet's calling Him down'
'ooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-'
'THIS... WORLD IS ON FIYAHHHH'
Mac: HHHMM missed that note
I'm done with that-
we're moving on (finally)
oKAY
world's on fire, honestly, because of that #stream
*Forgets the song title*
what is the song called? (pFFF)
'North Carolina Pastor Charles Worley: 'Put Gays and Lesbians in an electrified pen-'
it ends right there, it only- I don't know- I-
(More of the Mac Silence™)
what was I gonna say?
Pastor grandpa: - of our president getting up and saying it was alright for two women to-to-to marry
Mac: TWO WOMEN UHHIOUHIO TO MARRY
Pastor grandpa: I had to wait- I figured a way out- a way to get rid of all lesbians
Mac: oH WHEN HE SAID HE FIGURED A WAY OUT I WAS LIKE 'OOO bITCH, you too?' *wHEEZE*
EXPERIMENTED IN HIGH SCHOOL AS WELL? (yes)
OOOOO BITCH
Pastor grandpa: Build a great, big, large fence and have that fence electrified 'till they can't get out and in a few years they will die
*Bitch What The Fuck Silence*
Mac: These are prEACHERS that exist in the United States
idk how this works
Okay, I'm a gAy, if you couldn't tell
If you try to kill somebody and saying that in, like, a holy place like that
maybe you're not
*Intellectual Silence*
someone I should be listening to
that's just mY OPINION
That breaks my heart, honestly
like what did we do to you
like what happened
like who touched you-?
I'm not gonna say- never- we're gonna- WUOMOUPSTUIOUH-
*dAsHiNg ThRoUgH tHe DICC-*
Ho, ho, ho, hO
Ho hOe Ho hOe
*Confused Gay Silence*
Roommate: Did you call me a fucking hOE
Mac: I called you a fucking hoe twice bITCH
Hoe poster: You are NOT born...
Lesbian
Gay
Black (do they not know what the b stands for? Help me out here, other captioners)
Mac: bLACK?
Was I born something else?
What was I born bITCH? (a divergent maybe?)
you can't- you can't just leave that in a poster and like nOT tell me
... 'cause last time I checked
'Black' said something actually whited out what it said and added the 'ck'
but what else starts with a 'bla'?
Bla-sexual? *hardcore wHEEZE*
Hoe poster: It is a SIN to live as LGBT, it not God's will but Jesus can change you
Mac: Jesus can change me from being bLACK?
I wanna have the opportunity to walk down the street, see a cop but then not think-
*rEgReTs*
Never mind- we're not- we're not gonna go there- never mind
Moral of the story-
sTOP FOCUSING ON THE TREEEEEEEEE
sHuT uP, just sHuT uP
THAT's the moral of the goddamn story
let's talk about that
like if you're spending time of your life focusing on the personal life
personal HARMLESS life of another human being that you *need* to focus on,
maybe YOU might be on the wrong side of morality
idk, that's just my opinion
like why waste so much energy
*One Last Gay Silent Moment*
just, why waste so much- honestly-
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Did you buy me a Christmas present yet? (no) (nah)
*Mac's evil laugh attempt... is it working?*
Please gIVE ME MONEY
My name's Mac
That's Oliver, my roommate if you guys do not know
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*Mac and Oliver's simultaneous BWAH*
Mac: K, go away- stop- sHuT uP, sHuT uP
~ This is the part where the ending music plays bITCH~