top tips to celebrate the queen's platinum jubilee with hacker t dog y'alright cockers
tis eye hacker t dog from the telly oh yeah it's the queen's platinum jubilee this year
that's 70 years on the throne oh i once spent 70 years on the throne cocker i shouldn't have eaten
all that out of date jalfrezi oh you mustn't anyway if you don't know who the queen is she's the lady on the stamps
the lady on the money she's on the bunce yeah i once met the queen you know yeah with my brother
dodge i asked her if i could be one of her corgis she laughed and then walked off so without further
ado let me take you through my top tips for how to celebrate the queen's platinum jubilee
the street party if you're throwing a street party make sure it's in wigan cocker cause there's no
point doing it anywhere else is there wigan is the best and most importantly it'll be near my
house hey you can have it in standish orrell hindley wherever you like hey platt bridge
ince in makerfield new springs anywhere as long as i don't need to travel too far so i can come home
after the celebrations and watch reruns of the chase the decorations when decorating try not
to get really annoyed when your bunting keeps falling down oh you stupid bunting get off me
get off just don't get annoyed whatever you do the party outfit you'll want to wear your best
party outfit for this cockers there's never been a platinum jubilee in the uk before maybe wear
red white and blue the colours of the uk flag whey hey i've got red white and blue on right now no you've
not what do you mean i've not oh stupid eyes everything's grey to me a little joke there about
being a dog black and white grey eyes
colour blind eyes stupid eyes the menu you need to serve some top-notch grub what about jubilee
classics like fish and chips or coronation chicken hey which is a chicken i found in a
bin on coronation street oh it smells like albert tatlock that yeah and this cake hey
it's been hanging around for years this it's a victorian sponge do you get it oh never mind cocker
i should never make jokes about history there's no future in them whoops
the music and finally you'll want some banging tunes to play at your party may i recommend have
you seen my meaty paste anywhere by hacker t dog meat paste get it down your face by hacker t dog
and cotton eye joe by hacker t dog hit the music please have you seen my meaty paste anywhere
where did you come from where did you go where did you come from cotton eye joe get your meat paste down your face
now you know my top tips for celebrating the queen's platinum jubilee cockers
enjoy them why don't you hey
oh no i shouldn't have eaten all that coronation street chicken out of my way oh no the toilet's this way ooh bloopers
when decorating try not to get really annoyed when your bunting keeps falling down because
get off just don't get annoyed whatever you do get off just relax
i forgot about the fall try not to get really annoyed when your bunting keeps falling down
because that's the worst get off me get off bunting
when decorating try not to get really annoyed when your bunting keeps falling down
i hate i hate bunting
where's it been oh god get off me
it's hard innit