*calming music*
*Jack yawns* Ah, glorious day of--
*Violent rock music* OH, JESUS! OH, GOD, I'M STILL OUT IN THE OCEAN! Ah, mother of holy!
Okay, I'm fine! I'm okay! I'm fine! Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to
*breath in*
Raft, I guess.. 'm still out here...
on the frickin' ocean.. trying to fight for survival.. but! I said I was going to keep playing the game.
I said that I was going to keep trying. 'Cause my stuff's all messed up,
But I figured, "well, maybe if I restart the game, maybe more items'll flood in?"
I don't know, *chuckle* that does not seem to be the case, 'cause THEY'RE ALL GONE!
*Batman Piderman animation* "They're all gone! *yelling*"
I wish I had a way of *turning* my boat!
Can I make a rudder?
Don't know. It's actually been a long time since I've played this too. So I kind of forget what I'm doing now already!
Okay.. *over-exaggerated Irish* Harvest dem' taters!
*frustrated* HARVEST!
Thank you!
Um.. What am I doing? Okay taters are here. They're in that one. So *blap. blap. BLAP!*
Niiiiiice...
Okay, now place the taters! 'Cause we gotta eats!
Stupid human body! Oh, my.. whoa!
My whole boat is being crazy! ..Oh hey, shark boy!
Where's Lavagirl?
Ha ha.
S'a little joke, buddy! Alright, he's over there. So! I've been *told,*
That going to some of the islands.. if you go under them, or beneath them, or something like that, you get more items!
I don't kno-- hey, hey Turnip Head! I don't know how true that is.. I might have to restart again.
Now that I know what I'm doing, and I can orient myself properly, and I can turn my boat around so that I'm.. traveling *sideways*...
We're standing sti-- what is *happening?*
*The powerful sneeze of Jackaboy magically transports him into a new world.*
Oh, god, Jesus..! OH! Oh, we're in a new world now. Oh, tiny boat man!
Okay, was that transition flawless? I hope so! Right! I know what I'm doing this time! I'm not gonna go crazy out at sea.
I'm gonna survive like a good boy!
Ain't nothin' gettin' to me! Even if a shark shows up, I'm gonna make *friends* with him!
That's the power PMA make friends with your enemies
Get the boards. Hahaha. Alright, can I get this barrel?
Hey
the sharkster's back
What's going on, buddy?
I'm just over here trying to build stuff. You know how it is
What do we need first?
first e firstness...
I need...
Something.
Maybe a grill? Actually, no, I need to build a hammer. That's the first things first. Oh, I need rope. That's okay
Look at all the rope I have. Hahaha. Okay you go there, *mouth noise*.
'Kay--Ahh, palm trees!
God, if only I was a basketball player. I would have got straight buckets out of that one. All right
i'ma build stuff
That's what I do. I build. What do I need?
I dunno that that's telling me I need-- Oh, give me that barrel. Give me that barrel!
Give me that barrel all the way into my belly.
Ooh, and I got a raw ta'tater. That's good. *gasp*
I'm the greatest!
Alright--I need palm leaves and wood and plastic. Okay, you. You. I need you
You're exactly one of the things I just said, so please come to me
Fack...
Okay, one two, a-one two three four, yeah
Gottie! Okay, now wait for the palm leaf. Wait for it. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Both are mine in my hand now
Where'd they go? Dah I, missed the plastic!
Simple purifier is done-zo.
Hehe
S'cool. I hear birds. That means a island is near, look at the island guys!
Kate we have to go back. Oh, I just got me some raw beets
Skrillex wishes he had these raw beets. Well, he's got a stupid post-processed beets
Raw beets are where it's at
They're not as melodic, but they'll hit ya in the guts. Son of a fucking shark!
Fuck off
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shoulda just build a wooden spear first. I knew that that was gonna happen, I knew that shark was gonna kill me
I knew that the shark liked to eat my stuff. I shoulda just...
Build some spear. I shoulda done it I should--do I have enough now?
No, cuz I just used some of my boards for that shit
I know what I'm doing!
I told myself I'm not gonna go crazy on the boat this time. Nuh-uh, I said "Me..."
"Listen up here, me. You're not going crazy this time, okay, no talking to yourself. We're talking to the shark...
Just talk to the people at home. They like you they're here for you. Don't talk to yourself."
Okay, thanks me. I needed to hear that. Bye. Mr. Island. I can't use you yet, but I really wish I could... Come here!
Lots of stuffs down there. Okay, wooden spear
Craft uru. Okay, that's good. That's a good start. I know I'm literally doing everything that I had already done already again
But it's important key progress. Sometimes you have to go backwards to go forwards
Two barrel boys!
You suck! Are you coming back for more... Are you-- hey! What! Huop! Huap! Stay away now!
It's my plastic!
There's a boat over there. I don't have the means of necessary to do this shit yet
Simple purifier is back
Maybe I should put that stuff in the middle
Just maybe so he can't kill it straight away
Seagull!
Wow
majestic creature of the ocean
Um... I need a cup.
Oh, my cup runneth over
Okay, let me get this off. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yes
Fear me ocean, for I have made water! Wait, the ocean's full of water
Drinkable water! I'm not crazy! Alright a simple grill
Nice one. Okay. I don't actually need this. Need this one.
Oh, sweet bountiful Lord--ah fuck!
Okay! Okay, it's turning around my raft again already--I hate this!
Wait am I stuck here? No, we're still moving
*Gasp* Papayas! Wha-ha!
Oh, juicy, juicy shark face!
I was ready. I was ready I knew what I had to do I knew what needed to be done.
And then it was good. "Yay," They said
Being on the ocean sucks.
I want friends.
And not like people to talk to, I just want to be able to watch the TV show. "Friends"
You know, I was standing out here. They understood that life was not always going to be this way clap clap clap clap
But they did it anyway
Why did Ross, the larger friend, simply not eat the other five? That's question I want answered.
Oh, god
It's a storm!
Oh!
I've never had one of those yet. I'm gonna die
Actually, no, I'm not, I'm gonna get clean. Clean boy
Place plank. There we go. Ah nice and cozy!
Except you. You stay away!
This is my house!
We're comfortable here. I mean I'm comfortable here
Who's the we? All right, got a potato crop plot going
That's very good. That's already off to a great start. We're doing well.
Food and water sitch!
That's sorted, that's good. I'm happy with that. And after this all we got to do is not die
That's the hardest part of all, the game of life
Are you nawshing on my boat, bro?
I will... Murder you!
Okay, thanks for coming by, don't come again! To be on da ocean, one must be keenly aware of their surroundings!
Like, why didn't that barrel come into my hands? Where it's nice and warm over here!
Barrel!
Ooh, I got the...
Reciever blueprint.
Ooh, and I got the antenna a second ago, so... I want to start making a work-o bench
Where the hell was that? A wet brick.
I don' want at that wet brick. Oh, research table. It's not called a workbench. Okay. I need a lot of plank
Ah...
Peace and serenity once again, the storm has stopped. Subsided
It's just me now and the ocean current waves
getting planks of wood and--BARRELL!!
Three more planks. Three more planks. I'm not talking to myself.
I promise you, me. Wouldn't it be nice if I had some friends wouldn't it be nice?
Da do do do doooo
Here we go
all right, let's
rrrrrrrresearch
Boom. Research that bad boy, and then, boom. Research that bad boy
Antenna, here I come. I just need
E-everything. Vine Goo? Is that the shit that was left over after vine was deleted?
Hmm seven second goo
Dah, fucking motherfuck--get off my boat you son of a bitch! I will survive--
*singing*
Doh, I'm so hungry.
Ohhh, why did I not feed myself?
*constipated noises*
Oh, eat a little tater--oh so good, so tasty
Okay, COOK FASTER YOU POTATO BA-- so peaceful out in the ocean.
Oh, potatoes. Oh, potatoes! Oh, hot potato, one potato--ohhhh
Yes. Think spider-man did have it pretty easy if he got stranded at sea?
Don't need a hook he would just-- *web noises*
Be pretty cool. Oh, hey spider-man
What are you doing out here all the way out in the ocean?
Me? I'm just out here living. You know me, classic me
Thanks for stopping by, bro
I just hallucinated all that, didn't I?
Shh! Nobody make a sound, I'm fishing! For clues!
Clues as to why we're all here. Ooh, but I got a raw herring
That'll do
That keeps me full on the cold nights
Little Tiny Harry the Herring, you are about to be given up for the bountiful harvest of jacksepticface. How do you plead?
*squeaky voice* Oh please, don't eat me *unintelligible*
Ah, Harry the Herring! I do not hear your pleas, for I am the god of this ocean, what I say I decree!
*squeaky voice* Oh please, oh no, don't eat me, I swear *unintelligible*
Ohhh! Oh, so delicious. So yum!
GET OFF MY BOAT YOU SHARK BITCH
Thanks!
*singing*
*singing* All by myself...~
*singing* Don't wanna be, all by myse--FISH!
Ooh! Come on down to be eaten at the fireside of Jack. All righty, we're kinda back to where we were at least materials wise
I have I don't have my scarecrow anymore my little turnip head, but it wasn't even that useful to begin with
But I do have my food my water supply my table my anchor and a lot of my nets
So I'm even in better sending the last time I think cause I'm still oriented
Right and I just feel like everything is flowing nicely. I'm still getting a lot of materials
This is what it's supposed to look like not what my game turned into last time. So we'll see what happens
But for now, I'm gonna leave this episode here
if you have any tips on what to do because I'm still kind of uncertain as to where certain items are and
People seem to have lots of tips last time for playing the game themselves or seeing other people play it
So, anything at all I am all ear holes
I do need to build a receiver antenna thing and I also need to get what was the thing I needed I need bolts
Because I want to get a better hook
Um...
Yeah, how do I get metal ingots? How do I learn that? It's not here.
Maybe you have to smelt it
A dry brick.
Oh, I have to smelt
If I put stuff into a smelter do I get...
Ahh! Okay, I'll keep an eye out for that
But for now, thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
Like a boss! And high fives all around
Whapush! Whapush!
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes
In the next video!
Sharkboy left cuz he's afraid of my immense talents