Huh?
What's this?
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
[laughing]
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Whoa!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
SpongeBob?
Whoa!
I should've known you'd have something to do with this.
Santi Claus!
Well, Santa, you know the saying.
Where SpongeBob goes...
I know. Trouble follows.
I was gonna say, laughter follows.
[laughing]
Mr. Claus, what are you doing on the dark side?
The dark side of the moon
is the only place dark enough for me to get any sleep.
I was sleeping like a baby.
Visions of sugar plums.
Then this bad boy goes and bangs into my sleigh and wakes me up!
Well, I guess I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Again.
Hey, we're beard bros!
Oh! Uh, Hairy Fishmas!
It's July!
Just take a letter!
I don't want it!
Either Funyuns or onions!
[screaming]
Ooh.
[sighing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own eye.
A bearded weirdo in the flesh!
[laughing]
Yay!
[laughing]
[mumbling]
What would you like for Christmas?
[talking]
Pipe down, children.
Oh.
[mumbling]
What the?
[squealing]
[gasping]
SpongeBob SquarePants?
Hi, Santa.
Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
Aw, that's very sweet of you, Santa.
But actually Patchy the Pirate is my biggest fan.
[laughing]
Ahoy, SpongeBob and Patrick!
It's me, Patchy, the Pirate!
[gasping]
Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho!
Huh? Hello? Who's there? Huh? Hello?
Ho ho ho!
Hello? Yes? Who's there?
Huh? Hello? Show yourself.
Hello? Who is it?
Up here, you duntz!
I mean, uh...
Merry Christmas, little boy.
[gasping]
Could it be?
Yes! It is I, Santa Claus!
Ho ho ho!
[grunting]
Hey.
You're...
[stuttering]
Hey, huh. This is... take it easy.
[stuttering]
SpongeBob?
[stuttering]
Don't do that again.
I knew you'd make it, Santa!
Hey, Santa!
Where's your big round belly?
Well, uh...
that um...
is a result of...
of undersea pressure on my body.
Where's your reindeer and your flying machine?
Uh...
I loaned them to the Easter Bunny.
And what about that nose?
[laughing]
I knew you were supposed to have a big one!
[laughing]
But that thing's gigantic!
[laughing]
Alright! I'm Santa!
Santa!
This is the greatest gift you could've given me.
Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.
I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.
You did.
I did?
Oh!
[meowing]
Merry Christmas, SpongeBob!
Merry Christmas!
Phew!
I'm glad that's over.
Do you have a present for me, Santa?
Um.
Well, see, I'm not really...
[laughing]
Go ahead, Santa Claus!
See? He is real.
He made my Christmas Wish come true.
He won't let you down.
Uh, right. Just a second.
Okay, quickly. Let's see.
What do little girls like?
A book of matches or a shaving kit?
A copy of my birth certificate?
There's got to be something around here!
Think, think, think!
Ah! Perfect!
Here you go, little girl.
Ho, ho, ho ho!
Thanks, Santa!
That almost felt good.
Ahem.
[stuttering]
Hey, Santa, where's my present?
And mine?
And what about me?
Uh...
Let's see what Santa has for all you good people!
Think fast, Santa.
Gifts for the people.
Ah ha!
A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.
Thank you, Santa. This is just what I wanted.
A new hair style!
Thanks, Santa.
Here you go, Patrick!
Whoa!
A wristwatch.
Thank you, Santa!
Everyone nestled all snug?
We're all snug, Santa!
But why is SpongeBob with you?
Yeah. Why am I riding with you?
And not that it isn't a pleasure.
I want you close to me so I can keep an eye on you.
You're a menace!
- Yah! - Oh!
First, I'll push Sandy's rocket ship out of harms way.
SpongeBob, hand me the Jack-in-the-box.
Jack-in-the-box!
Oh! Ooh! Let me try!
Be careful. Don't over wind it!
But it's gotta be strong enough to move the moon!
[humming]
You broke it.
And it was my last one.
Hmm.
Oh, wait!
I think I can hear the last note struggling to get out.
Come on, Jack. You can do it.
I believe in you.
Ho ho ho ho!
What happened?
Mrrrr.
Okay, sorry. It was my bad.
Oh. Excuse me. Sorry.
[screaming]
Oh oh oh.
Oh oh oh?
Ho ho ho, backwards.
Ah!
Santa, do you have any water shooters in your bag?
Yes. The whole sack is full of ‘em.
Alright, Santa, squirt me.
Oh! I get it!
Ooh!
Keep ‘em coming, Santa!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[gasping]
What the ho ho ho is going on here?
Huh?
I was kicking back with the Misses in the Caribbean
when my silent alarm went off.
[laughing]
Eh?
Hi, Santa.
SpongeBob?
Oh, ho!
I should've known. You are a menace!
[laughing]
All I wanted to do, was leave you this present
that you didn't get last Christmas, 213 days late.
Sorry.
A present is never too late.
Aw, how sweet?
Not even the elves or reindeer get me presents.
Um.
Thank you, SpongeBob.
Should I open it now?
Uh huh!
[gasping]
It's one of a kind.
[gasping]
The Krabby Patty Secret Formula?
He's giving it to Santa Claus!
Forget the list.
The formula's right here.
I can have it now!
[laughing]
Huh?
[laughing]
Uh! Plankton?
You're being naughty!
Santa, I was born to be naughty.
[indiscernible]
Mrrr.
Yeah.
[laughing]
[mumbling]
Um...
Yeah...
you can have this back.
My bad.
[laughing]
I mean, good. My good.
I'm being nice, not naughty.
Well, read it out loud.
Uh, that's okay.
Go on, read it.
Read it!
[sighing]
Dear Santa.
There isn't a present big enough to express
how much joy you've brought to all the children
and sea creatures of the world.
So, this is just a simple thank you note.
Thank you.
Signed, with love.
Your pal, SpongeBob.
[gasping]
You got a typo here.
Oh. How touching.
This is beautiful.
Thank you, SpongeBob.
I wouldn't have made it here without the help of Plankton.
He's really not that naughty.
And, of course, my best friend, Patrick.
Patrick?
Happy Holidays to me!
Santa should be here any minute.
You ain't kiddin'. Here he comes now!
Oh boy! Santa! You made it!
Whoa, ho ho ho!
Cool your jets there, son.
I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad tidings.
Oh no.
Oh yes.
It seems you're all on my naughty list this year.
Naughty list?
No buts about it. You've all been a bunch of jerks.
But...
But nothing. Coal for everyone,
except, Plankton.
What?
I'm just as surprised as you,
but compared to the rest of you, he's been a saint.
Here you go, Sheldon.
I believe this is what you asked for.
Me Secret Formula?
How did you get that?
I have my ways.
Um, Dad...
Huh?
Get outta me pocket, you foul goblin!
But...
But, Santa, you've got it all wrong!
On the contrary, SpongeBob. You're the worst of all!
Whoa!
There you go right now! Wreaking havoc!
Uh oh.
I am ready to destroy Christmas.
Destroy Santa.
You want Santa?
You've got to get through me.
Oki doki.
Oh my.
Is that all you got?
Whoa!
[screaming]
I'm outta here.
You do realize this counts as naughty?
You put that jolly elf down, you big tin imposter!
Hot from the oven,
Loaf of Lovin'!
Hurry up, Santa! Hop on!
Thanks again for saving my keister.
Oh, it was nothing.
You're clearly, a very good lad.
Unlike the owner of that wind up monstrosity.
What have you got there?
If found, please return to the Chum Bucket.
Plankton!
Uh oh.
Hand it over, Sheldon. Don't make it any worse.
Okay, boys. Let's give Plankton what he deserves.
Eww! Ow!
So long, kiddies!
- Goodbye, Santa! - Ho ho ho!
Hey, has anyone seen Patrick?
[laughing]
Gotcha!
Santa's Workshop?
I'm here, Santa!
I'm here!
I'm not going in there.
Santa!
There's only one thing I wants for Christmas,
and it's to meet me hero, SpongeBob SquarePants.
[laughing]
Gah!
Ooh ah! Let go! No! No! No!
I think stealing a mail truck definitely counts as naughty.
Wouldn't you say, Potty?
I sure would, Santa.
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!