- Good afternoon clan, welcome to Wednesday,
day 13 of 34!
- It's 3:45.
- [Clintus] 3:45?
- Yeah, we just got of school.
- Oh, (laughs) that's twice you've
messed with my head, dude.
Twice now.
No, actually it's 12:15 p.m.,
but we just signed the kids out a little early,
Shhh, don't tell nobody we're ditching school.
Half-day, half-day.
You're only out of school for half a day.
Because why?
Why? Because--
- We are going--
- Because Bella's in town.
- Yeah.
- Because Bella's only in town for once a year
and we're short on time, right?
You guys had sports Monday and Tuesday,
so that kinda cut that short,
tomorrow's Thanksgiving, we're splitting time with families.
And so, we decided to take them out early
and go have some fun.
So you guys excited? Are you guys ready?
- Yeah!
(children talking)
- Castles And Coasters.
When I was a kid it used to be called Golf And Stuff
and then somewhere in the mid-nineties,
they re-vamped it, added all the rides
and made it more like a theme park,
amusement park kind of thing,
but they kept all the miniature golf,
which that's the classic right there,
that's the original.
It's a beautiful day here in Arizona,
71 degrees currently, I believe the high is 73,
so it's a perfect day to be outside, enjoying the weather.
(intercom music plays)
- [Bryce] Daddy, what is (mumbling).
- [Clintus] Alright, so last time we were here,
Bryce was too short to drive by himself.
It looks like he is just right to drive
any cars by himself.
- Sierra's like, right here.
- [Clintus] She's not that tall, no she's not.
- No like, I measured it.
- [Clintus] Sierra, you stand over there. How tall are you?
- [Voiceover] She's good.
- [Cintus] Oh, well the boots make her good.
She's not really that tall.
- [Voiceover] That says she's OK!
- [Clintus] Let's see where you're at, Bella.
- [Bryce] I think she's at uh--
- [Boy] She's at - [Bryce] She's at--
- [Boy] 26.
- [Bryce] On the ropes.
- And this used to be my old stomping ground.
This was the best arcade in town.
This is where we used to come,
get dropped off with 20, 30 bucks
and just run around.
Bottom floor was all the good games,
top floor was all the crappy, old games
and now there's a bunch of nostalgia.
I'm sure there were games I played on the top floor
that I used to feel awesome
and now they've made their way to the top floor.
Ohhh, new Star Wars game,
Battle Pod, what?
What is this?
I don't even know!
Oh you get inside, he's playing it inside, look at that!
Holy crap!
Here we go, this is my jam right here.
Time Crisis 5.
Time Crisis 1 and 2 were the best when I was a kid.
Jurassic Park, yup, yup.
Dude, are you freaking out right now
with all these arcade games?
(roars)
Here's Mason's wonderland, right here.
A sea of claw machines.
Up on the second floor and what'd I say?
Look at this,
Mortal Kombat 1, 2, 3 and 4 all right next to each other.
This is where it started,
first fighting game I've ever played
and here's all of them right here, down the row,
when I was a kid.
KIller Instincts, 1 and 2,
also awesome games.
NFL Blitz, the only sports game I ever liked.
51...
And then they start getting older and older.
These are all the old games,
These are the old games when I was a kid.
I mean, Tron,
look at this, eight-bit stuff.
Look at that, eight-bit graphics right there.
Defender...
And of course we've got awesome pinball machines,
they're always awesome.
- Ow.
- [Clintus] What did you just trip on?
- My own foot.
- [Clintus] (laughing) You just tripped yourself?
- Ow, that hurt.
- [Clintus] (laughing) Oh, I don't even know if I got that.
I don't know if I got it.
I was like , doing this, I don't know if I got it.
And you just got rug burn on your knees.
- Where are the bathrooms?
- Bathrooms are in the corner over there.
(laughing) I'm all giddy guys, I love it, love it.
All right, so what's the first thing we're doing?
- Go-Karts. - Go-Karts.
- [Clintus] Little Indy racing.
Everybody driving themselves?
- Yup. - Yup.
- Uncle Ken's driving Bella.
- Or maybe Bella's driving him.
Oh, it's go-time baby, it's go-time.
(engines idling) You're gonna get crushed, bro!
Vroom, vroom, vroom vroom,
Yeah!
As usual guys, they just told me to put the camera away.
I can't be holding onto it while I'm driving around.
I guess people just drop their cameras
more often than I realized, because everywhere I go,
they're like, 'yeah, you can't have
that camera out on this ride,
has to be a GoPro strapped to your body,' so I guess
I should've brought the GoPro and the head camera.
(go-cart engine whirs and rattles)
(cheers) Here we go, here we go!
Better catch up with the kids, they're beating me.
- [Sierra] Yeah, I passed him.
- [Clintus] Was that awesome?
- Yeah, me and Uncle Ken tied first.
- Uncle Ken was first because he was first in line,
and so me and him were like right next to each other,
we were driving, and I passed him,
I was first place, and then he passed me,
and we kept passing each other.
- Tell him that Uncle Ken and me-
- And then we kept,
the reason why I slowed down
is because people kept cutting me off
so I don't want to run into them.
- [Uncle Ken] That was awesome.
- [Clintus] Nobody could pass Uncle Ken and Bella.
Good job, Bella, hey you got first, good job. Woo!
Bumper cars!
- [Voiceover] If your car does not start by itself at first,
have someone bump into you to get it started.
- Wee!
(bumper cars rumbles) (steering wheel squeaks)
(kids squeal and yell)
Bryce sandwich!
- [Uncle Ken] Bryce sandwich,
get out of my way, Bryce!
(Bella screams) - [Clintus] (yells)
Bryce is stuck, let's help him out,
let's help Bryce out, let's get him going.
- [Bryce] No! - [Clintus] (laughs)
Turn the wheel, turn the wheel.
(laughs)
(pop music plays through speakers)
(kids yell and cheer)
(man speaking over intercom)
(ride rumbling)
- Bye! - Bye!
- [Voiceover] Hold on tight!
- [Voiceover] Ready to go?
- [Clintus] Kids are going on a Sky Diver.
You guys ready for this?
- [Bryce] Yeah, we did it last time we were here.
I'm scared.
- [Clintus] Let's see who screams the loudest.
- [Mason] Ahh!
- [Clintus] We have lift-off.
(machine squeaks)
(crowd chatters)
- [Clintus] (laughs)
Look at Sierra's hair. (laughs)
I can't see Bryce's face, is he smiling?
(laughs)
- [Voiceover] Mason, how's your heart?
- [Sierra] Did you like that?
- [Clintus] All right, so now it's time
for the big roller coaster, Desert Storm.
It's the big green one, that you see
on the freeway when you drive down the freeway,
that big one right there, that's what
we're going to go on.
There's four of us, which means two against two.
Who's sitting with me?
- Huh?
- [Clintus] Who's sitting with me?
- I'll sit with you.
I don't care, I'll sit with anybody.
- All right, me and Sierra.
You guys ready?
- [All kids] Yeah!
- You guys ready?
- [All kids] Yeah!
- Yeah! We're going super high,
fast in the air, and the sky, Desert Storm, baby.
It's going to get a little windy, I apologize in advance.
(laughs)
Loop-de-loop!
(yells)
Holy crap!
Camera! Say cheese boys, say cheese!
(yells and cheers)
I can barely hold onto this thing!
(yells and laughs)
Whoa!
Brakes.
Whoa guys, I'm not going to lie,
I almost dropped the camera,
when we went down and hit that loop,
the camera went down here, I almost dropped it.
(laughs)
(motor rumbles)
(motor continues to rumble)
Woo, here we go, I'm a little big for these rides now guys.
My feet kind of hang out everywhere, whoa.
(laughs)
- We're going mini-golfing.
- [Clintus] Not enough mustard.
- [Voiceover] Ready, go with it.
Good job! - [Clintus] There you go.
- [Voiceover] Don't know if you're going to be able
to hit it hard enough.
Good one.
- [Clintus] Yay! Hole in one!
Oh, there it is, ding, hole in one.
- [Voiceover] There is it.
(chatter off-camera)
- [Bryce] Dang it.
- [Voiceover] Nice.
- [Clintus] That was good, Bryce.
- [Voiceover] Whoop.
- [Clintus] I got distracted, there's a female
standing over the course, with her legs spread.
- [Uncle Ken] Watch out.
- [Sierra] I want to hit it, my turn.
(ball clatters)
- [Clintus] Holy moly, look at this claw machine,
where's Mason at, where's Mason at?
- [Bryce] I don't know, I'm going for that
soccer ball right there, OK?
- [Clintus] All right, let her rip, dude, do it.
Here it goes, it's going down.
Ohhh!
Is it going to stick, is it going to stick,
is it going to stick?
No, man, so close.
Sierra's going for it now, let's see here,
she's going to try and go for that baseball.
The baseball's smaller, it's smaller.
Oh, yeah, center, it's perfect, it's perfect,
but will she grab it, that's the question.
Oh, oh no, oh wait, wait.
All right, she's got it, let's see if we can hold it,
let's see if we can hold it, as long as it doesn't rock.
Oh, yes!
No!
It let go, it's so silly!
Just got done playing this 4-D ride, Zombies,
and I got top score, look at that, bam,
yeah, buddy.
This is what it looks like inside the ride,
sitting in 4-D seats, with the guns, and 3-D glasses.
All right, Sierra decided to give it another try.
See which one she's going for,
she's going for the soccer ball.
Get it over there.
Ah, dang it.
- [Bryce] Don't go for that one,
because it's just going to go down like that.
- [Clintus] Oh, it's pulling it up!
It's pulling it up, here we go,
as long as it doesn't fall out,
don't fall out, don't fall out, don't fall out,
No!
It lets go, it lets go, that's bull crap.
That's seriously, that's rigged.
It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time,
just kidding, it's chips and salsa time, duh.
Theresa and Ken are in town, they want Mexico food,
good Mexican food,
so where are we going to bring them,
Valle Luna, of course.
(restaurant chatter)
- All right guys, all done with dinner,
and Ken and I are on our way to the casino,
but first, I realize that on the way to the casino
is a Best Buy that carries this camera,
and so, long story short, instead of fixing my camera,
they're just going to give me a new camera,
but I have to go to a store that actually carries them,
which this one in Scottsdale does,
so we're going to get a new camera.
There's the replacement for Tiffany's camera,
and I ended up buying another one
because A, it was on sale, and B,
now we have a backup in case we ever lose a camera
because these cameras are awesome.
All right guys, so we just got done
with our annual casino trip, and we both
are leaving up, we both are leaving up.
- [Uncle Ken] Yeah, baby.
- Which means not only did we play for free for,
how many hours were we there?
- [Uncle Ken] Uh, for ever, like
- Four hours?
- [Uncle Ken] Four hours, yeah.
- We played for free basically for four hours,
but that also means that all of our beverages
that we consumed while we were there
were all paid for as well.
- [Uncle Ken] That's right.
- So win-win-win, all the way around
- [Uncle Ken] Yeah.
- So the tradition lives on. - [Uncle Ken] Yes.
- We'll do this again next time.
- Yeah, baby, awesome.
- (laughs) Oh guys, all right guys,
well I'm going to go ahead and end the vlog here,
because we got a long drive home
and hope you enjoyed it today,
give it a thumbs up, tap that item
in the sky for the last three years' videos,
and we'll see you tomorrow for Thanksgiving here in the US.
Vlog on.