[groaning]
It's gonna blow.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Goodbye, Royal Woods!
[growling]
[chittering]
Of course I regret using expired gas, Nacho.
How could you ask me that?!
Wait, everyone! I have a new idea
that might save our town! Where's Todd?
I believe in you, Lincoln. Lincoln! Lincoln!
Oh, we're not doing that.
Undersecretary Crandall said Royal Woods is history.
Why would you remind us of that?!
What if Royal Woods did have some kind of important history?
Then she couldn't flood us.
[clearing throat]
Elder brother, might I remind you
that Royal Woods has no interesting history?
We were named after an oak tree. That one.
[cracking]
I know, but Undersecretary Crandall doesn't.
Royal Woods has the word 'royal' in it.
Maybe there's something there.
I know we'd be making up a big lie,
but it's the only way to save our town.
Let's save Hazeltucky!
[laughing] Huh?
A good morrow upon you, Lady Undersecretary Crandall.
Move this horse, kid. You're supposed to be packing.
We never got the chance to tell you
about Royal Woods' famous history. Come on.
Fine. As long as you stop talking like that.
No problem.
It all started with the royal visit
from King George III back in the 1700s.
He loved their town so much, he named it Royal Woods.
♪ This is Royal Woods A joyful neighborhood ♪
♪ Rich with history ♪
♪ To help write the future You must learn about the past ♪
♪ Royal Woods, the loyal hood A history that sure will last ♪
♪ It's residential Yet essential ♪
♪ And it's pretty presidential♪
♪ And the potential is immense♪
♪ Once you learn Of its credentials ♪
♪ King George was hungry And his horse was acting up ♪
♪ So uncontrollably he galloped To Ye Olde Bison Hut ♪
♪ They packed His Pork a la Normand ♪
♪ And some barley gruel ♪
♪ They threw him back A to-go sack ♪
♪ Inventing The first drive-thru ♪
♪ Yo, yo, yo So my G-man ♪
♪ He really felt like sleeping His belly done creeping ♪
♪ He traded his crown Just to lie down ♪
♪ And finally got some Z's In the first hotel, motel ♪
♪ 18th Century Inn ♪
♪ We're well-versed Second to none ♪
♪ And first It's how we've always been ♪
♪ No one could do without ♪
♪ So many victories ♪
♪ A place to eat, release Lie down ♪
♪ When duty calleth thee ♪
♪ Just can't forget About us now ♪
♪ You might wanna keep us Around ♪
♪ Around, around ♪
- Ooh
♪ Around, around Keep us around ♪
This is King George's crown.
Looks like I can't flood your town after all.
[cheering]
Huh? What's this?
No, actually, we need that back.
It's on loan from the, uh, Royal Woods Museum.
Not so fast, kid. Hmm.
"Lola Loud, Little Miss Crowning Achievement"?
[chuckles] I'll take that.
[groaning] Bring that wrecking ball!
We've got a sixth Great Lake to make.
I guess it's time to say goodbye to Royal Woods.
Undersecretary Crandall, you can't flood Royal Woods.
Ooh, the white-haired kid's not giving up.
Get this on camera!
To us, our history is remarkable.
And it's the people and friendships and memories
that make Royal Woods worth saving.
♪ Like a forest That's born from one tree ♪
♪ Royal Woods is much more Than you see ♪
♪ Though it's averagely marginl We think it's remarkable ♪
♪ Filled with our own history ♪
♪ Every moment, every memory ♪
♪ That tree ahead's Where I first read ♪
♪ Ace Savvy comics In my underwear ♪
♪ And I first benched A hundred pounds ♪
♪ When I was two ♪
♪ And these handprints here Remind me ♪
♪ Of the years We stuck our kids ♪
♪ And pets in wet cement ♪
♪ And here's the window You broke ♪
♪ And the baseball That you threw ♪
♪ We had so much fun At our Morticians' Club ♪
♪ It's home to Mr. Coconuts And Mrs. Appleblossom ♪
♪ And we'll never forget The crosswalk where we met ♪
♪ The bowling alley where Sam And I had our first gig ♪
♪ Auntie Pam's Parlor For banana splits ♪
And did you know Royal Woods is also abundantly rich
in copper, nickel, iron, platinum,
not to mention it's sitting on a very large oil deposit.
You could've mentioned that earlier!
♪ 'Cause we're right We're right ♪
We're right where we belong ♪
♪ Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-da-da-da ♪
♪ We're right where we belong ♪
That was a beautiful song,
but I'm still going to bust this dam and flood you.
Might not be the best look to flood a precious small town
on live television.
This is Katherine Mulligan, covering the destruction
of my town in HD-
[chuckles]
Hi, Mom, happy birthday-
[phone ringing]
Joyce, this is the Oversecretary.
I saw everything.
Bulldozing a perfectly good ton on live TV?
You're fired!
[screaming]
There, there.
Yes! We did it! Royal Woods is saved!
[cheering]