I’M GREG GUTFELD AND I LOVE YOU,
AMERICA.
JESSE: WELCOME TO "WATTERS’
WORLD," I’M JESSE WATTERS.
THE ANNUAL WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS
TREE LIGHTING IS ALWAYS SUCH A
SPECIAL EVENT.
BUT JOE BIDEN, THE PRESIDENT,
SEEMINGLY FORGET TO WAS SUPPOSED
TO LIGHT IT.
>> PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN AND FIRST
LADY DR. JILL BIDEN.
JESSE: THIS WENT ON FOREVER.
NO JOE.
MAYBE HE THOUGHT BARACK WAS
GOING TO LIGHT IT.
THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING
EVERY WEEK.
I FELT BAD FOR L.L.
THEY NEEDED TO DO A SECOND TAKE.
>> SIT DOWN.
AND NOW, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN AND
FIRST LADY DR. JILL BIDEN.
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JESSE: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
FEEL CONFIDENT THE PRESIDENT CAN
CRUSH THE VIRUS WHEN HE CAN’T
GET IT TOGETHER FOR A CHRISTMAS
TREE LIGHTING.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
THE NEW COVID-19 VARIANT OMICRON
SPREADING THROUGHOUT THE UNITED
STATES, I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT
THE NEW VARIANT.
I’M WORRIED ABOUT HOW THE
GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO
OVERREACT.
UNMASKED UNVAXXED ILLEGALS CAN
POUR ACROSS THE BORDER AND JOE
PACKS THEM IN BUSES AND SENDS
THEM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
>> HAVE YOU ADVISED THE
PRESIDENT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY
OF NEW TESTING REQUIREMENTS OR
PEOPLE COMING INTO THIS COUNTRY?
DOES THAT INCLUDE EVERYBODY?
>> EVERYBODY COMING INTO THE
COUNTRY NEEDS TO GET A TEST
WITHIN 24 HOURS OF GETTING ON A
PLANE TO COME HERE.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE BORDER
CROSSERS COMING ACROSS IN HUGE
NUMBERS.
>> THAT’S A DIFFERENT ISSUE.
JESSE: IF FAUCI WAS SERIOUS
ABOUT STOPPING COVID-19, HE
WOULD TELL JOE BIDEN TO STOP THE
CARAVAN, AND JOE BIDEN MAY
LISTEN TO HIM.
AT THIS POINT ANTHONY FAUCI MAY
JUST AS WELL BE PRESIDENT.
>> I SEE MORE OF FAUCI AND MY
WIFE.
WHO IS PRESIDENT?
FAUCI.
JESSE: WE ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE
THIS DECEMBER.
BIDEN IS SO DISMAYED THAT PEOPLE
ARE POLITICIZING COVID.
>> IT’S BECOME A POLITICAL ISSUE
WHISTLE A SAD SAD COMMENTARY
WHICH IT SHOULDN’T BE.
JESSE: HE GOT ELECTED BECAUSE HE
POLITICIZED COVID.
>> 220,000 AMERICANS DEAD.
ANYONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR
NOT TAKING CONTROL, IN FACT NOT
SAYING I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY
INITIALLY.
ANYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT’S
DEATHS SHOULD NOT REMAIN AS
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA.
JESSE: THERE HAVE BEEN MORE
DEATHS IN 2021 THAN ALL OF 2020.
SO BY JOE’S OWN LOGIC HE
SHOULDN’T REMAIN PRESIDENT.
JOE GOT ALL HIS VAX MANDATES
BLOCKED IN COURT.
I WENT TO GO BUY AN iPAD MINI
FOR MY DAUGHTER AND THE APPLE
STORE SAYS IT WON’T ARRIVE BID
THE 25th.
WASN’T JOE BIDEN SUPPOSED TO
HAVE FIXED THE SUPPLY CHAIN
CRISIS WHEN HE ORDERED THE
REPORTS STAY OPEN 24/7.
>> I POKE TO WALMART, TARGET,
AND LEADING FREIGHT MOVERS,
FEDEX AND UPS.
THEY ASSURED ME STORES WOULD BE
STOCKED THIS HOLIDAY.
YELLS * NOW HE’S.
JESSE: NOW HE’S SINGING I
DIFFERENT TUNE.
>> I CAN’T PROMISE EVERYONE WILL
GET EVERY GIFT THEY WANT ON
TIME.
ONLY SANTA CLAUS CAN MAKE THAT
PROMISE.
JESSE: MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LOOT
MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.
DOES THE WHITE HOUSE EVEN KNOW
THAT’S GOING ON.
>> WHEN A HUGE GROUP OF
CRIMINALS ORGANIZE THEMSELVES
AND THEY WANT TO LOOT A STORE, A
CVS, NORDSTROM UNTIL THE SHELVES
ARE CLEAN, YOU THINK THAT’S
BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS?
>> YES.
JESSE: THEY THINK THEY ARE
FILLED WITH MONOCLONAL
ANTIBODIES.
ANOTHER MAJOR PROBLEM JOE IS NOT
DOING A DAMN THING ABOUT, BAIL
REFORM.
THE WAUKESHA CHRISTMAS PARADE
ATTACK LEFT 6 PEOPLE DEAD AFTER
DARRELL BROOKS, JR. PURPOSELY
PLOWED HIS CAR INTO A CROWD.
HE POSTED LOW BAIL AFTER
PUNCHING HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE
FACE AND RUNNING HER OVER WITH
HIS CAR.
JOE BIDEN WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT
KYLE RITTENHOUSE LAST YEAR.
POLICE OFFICERS SHOT AND KILLED
IN 2021 ARE AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH.
IN ALMOST EVERY MAJOR CITY,
MURDER RATES ARE THE HIGHEST
THEY HAVE BEEN IN THREE DECADES.
SINCE DEMOCRATS AREN’T DOING
KNOWING PROTECT THEM, THEY HAVE
TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AND ARE
STORING UP ON GUNS.
FAMILIES GETTING ROCKED BY
INFLATION AND HIGH GAS PRICES.
AFTER TAKING A TWO-MONTH
PATERNITY LEAVE, MAYOR PETE SAYS
IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT GAS
PRICES, JUST BUY AN ELECTRIC
CAR.
>> THERE IS MORE ENVISIONED IN
THE BUILD BACK BETTER BILL.
FAMILY ONCE THEY OWN AN ELECTRIC
VEHICLE WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT GAS PRICES AGAIN.
JESSE: IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE
PAYING $3.50 A GALLON YOU WILL
PROBABLY HAVE TROUBLE PAYING
$50,000 FOR AN ELECTRIC CAR.
I DON’T THINK THESE PEOPLE HAVE
ANY IDEA WHAT IT COSTS TO LIVE
IN AMERICA TODAY.
>> 7,000.
>> $7,000?
>> $880.
JESSE: MAYOR PETE IS THE ODDS ON
FAVORITE TO WIN THE 2024
NOMINATION.
THEY ARE MANEUVERING MAYOR PETE
AHEAD OF KAMALA HARRIS.
A WHITE MALE INTELLECTUAL WHO IS
OPENLY GAY VERSUS A WOMAN OF
COLOR.
NEITHER OF WHOM HAS SHOWN ANY
ABILITY TO WIN THE BLACK VOTE OR
THE WHITE WORKING CLASS VOTE.
WHEN THEY PUSH JOE OUT IT WILL
BE AN IDENTITY POLITICS BLOOD
BLAT.
GET THE POPCORN OUT.
BUT FOR NOW, THOSE TWO NEED TO
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY LOVE EACH
OTHER.
IT’S HARD TO TELL IF IT’S:MAYOR
PETE OR ONE OF THOSE CHILD
ACTORS KAMALA LIKES TO HIRE FOR
P.R. PURPOSES.
THIS DECEMBER THEY NEED THEIR
PRESS ALLIES MORE THAN EVER.
LET’S CHECK IN WITH
CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOOL STAR JOY
BEHAR.
>> WHEN THE FOUNDING FATHERS
WERE BUSY WITH THE AMENDMENTS.
THE FIRST AND SECOND AMENDMENTS
DIDN’T HAVE AR-15s AND THEY
DIDN’T HAVE TWITTER.
THERE IS A LOT OF HATE SPEECH
AND MISINFORMATION TO BE DEALT
WITH.
JESSE: SHE IS A TALK SHOW HOST
WHO SPEWS HATE AND
MISINFORMATION WHO WANTS TO
TWEAK THE CONSTITUTION SO SHE
CAN’T SPEW HATE AND
MISINFORMATION.
AND JOY IS JOAPS LAST LINE OF