- I'm excited to get revenge on the people who made...
- She is way too excited. - No!
- I am not involved in this at all! - No!
- There's a high chance I'll throw up with this, actually.
- Okay. (MJ laughs)
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Alright everybody! Ya hungry?
- (both) Always.
- (FBE) Well what do you think about the idea
of other people choosing your food?
- I mean, there was a point in college where I called myself a free-gan.
So if there's just free food anywhere. - Ah!
- I would eat it no matter what, but if I was buying it, it's vegan.
So like, if someone else is paying for it,
I'm normally chill.
- I don't like that as much.
- I'm the pickiest eater on the planet.
- I'm open to anything.
- (FBE) We are gonna be picking your guys' meals for today.
- Okay.
- (FBE) But there is a unique premise of this
that I'm not gonna spoil,
because we have a video to play for you.
- Oh. - Okay.
- (FBE) So we've gotten six of our staff members here at FBE
to volunteer to have all of their meals
for an entire day, picked by you.
- Yes! - I'm excited to get revenge on...
- Oh no. - People who made me eat very,
very bad things. - Oh.
- She is way too excited. - No!
- I am not involved in this at all! - No!
- I'm in post!
- I don't even know that kid!
- (FBE) You've got a bunch of food items on the board
to your left. - That's not bad, okay, okay.
- Okay. - I see some in here
the stuff I would eat. - (FBE) The staff should eat it,
you'll put it... - Oh, I'm so nervous
which child is gonna be choosing my food.
- There's some things here that I'm okay with.
- Yeah!
- (FBE) So for each meal, we just need a main course,
a side dish, and a beverage.
And you can also modify any of the foods on that board...
- Modify, why'd you give them that option?
- Why would you do this? Why?
- I hope they pick Zebra Cakes, I think those are Zebra Cakes.
- And Twizzlers.
- (FBE) So if you wanna put one of those ingredients
in another dish... - Oh I hate you!
- No! - Oh my God!
- Butter!
I'm gonna make them eat straight up butter. (laughs)
Yeah, I'm excited. - It'll be mean.
- Kids are way too creative, so when he says revenge,
first off, I didn't hurt you. Who hurt you?
- I hurt people, but not those kids.
- I feel like if anyone deserves this most,
it's probably Jack. - It sounds like it.
- Oh, for sure!
- I've had no involvement in deciding what these children
have had to eat, so I feel like
I should get the easier end of the stick here.
Y'all are involved in those decisions.
- I'm new here, I don't know why I'm here.
- Did you let them know it wasn't you that was eating?
- Yeah, did you warn them? - Did you tell them?
'Cause like, if they're mad at you, then I won't want
your second-hand hate. - That's a whole other thing.
- (FBE) For each of your three meals today,
we gave our panel of kids 50 food items to choose from.
Their job is to choose a main dish, a side dish, and a drink.
They could also combine items. - A drink?
- (FBE) And in a moment, we're gonna show you
the breakfast they designed, then we'll meet up again for lunch,
and at the end of the day, dinner.
- Do you guys have Pepto?
- (FBE) The company at large has Pepto. (laughs)
- Good.
- (FBE) So first up, we have breakfast.
- All of this stuff is like relatively good,
so it's hard to try to find something that's mean.
- This kid's funny. - My breakfast is sugar anyway,
so I'm cool.
- They're trying to find something that's mean.
- (Tida) Spinach pancakes and like... - What, spinach pancakes?
- That doesn't sound terrible.
- So many choices, they put in their breakfast!
- Whoa, why's there so much stuff? - What the hell, dude?
Is this a buffet?
- (Tida) Spinach pancakes, cream cheese, Jalapenos.
- What, dude. - I cannot handle hot food.
If I have to eat jalapenos, you're gonna watch me cry on camera.
- (Max) Then we have Mountain Dew and sliced turkey.
- That's all together. I love Mountain Dew.
- ...with the Mountain Dew. - No!
- That's what I said! - I like her actually, I like that.
- ...because we don't want them to... - We don't wanna be that mean, okay?
- I mean, they have given us good stuff in the past.
- Yeah. - Let's give them some good stuff
for dinner, because they've earned it with all the gross stuff
we're gonna give them for lunch. - Okay.
- Yes. - Lunch should be terrible.
- Ugh! - (laughs) Oh Jesus.
- She said lunch should be terrible? - What the, what's their deal?
- What, do they hate me?
- I'm shaking. (both laugh)
- Ugh!
- (FBE) So for breakfast, we've got your spinach pancakes.
With jalapeno cream cheese, a side of chocolate dipped donuts,
and for your drink, Turkey Mountain Dew.
- Do we have to finish this? - (FBE) Yeah.
- No, dude, I can't drink a whole thing of Turkey Mountain Dew.
- Turkey Mountain Dew? - (FBE) I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
- They'll [bleep] up my day!
- You know what, it's fine. I ain't a bitch,
what are we starting with?
- I wanna end with the chocolate donut.
- I agree. - I'm gonna end with that.
- Yeah. - I think I'm gonna
go from worst, it's alive. It's moving, do you see my straw?
- First up. - We gotta get the worst part
out of the way. - Yeah.
- I don't really taste the turkey, but I'm scared it's gonna pop up
and I'm suddenly gonna be like (wretches)
- Alright, we're just gonna go for it, dude.
- Oh my gosh. - We ready?
- Toast! - Cheers everyone.
- Oh my God.
- You know, not half bad. - Not bad!
- Foolish children!
- I think once they see spinach, they're like ugh, we got these guys.
- Yeah. - Jokes on you kids!
- Payback!
- This spinach pancake with the jalapeno.
I mean, it doesn't complement itself. - Is it hot?
- At all, but it's not bad. - Is it spicy?
- No no, not at all.
- Donut's good. I think this is actually pretty good.
- I'm from Vegas, I've taken some drinks.
This, I'm just gonna go for it.
- What color is Mountain Dew normally? This color?
- It's like normally greenish-yellow, so no.
- No, Jesse, Jesse stop! - Oh my God, ugh!
- You know, I can't even taste the turkey!
- I, did you do it? - No I haven't.
I just smelled it, I'm watching you. (laughs)
- Oh my gosh, I'm so scared, okay.
- Not bad.
- I can't taste turkey. - Right?
- Okay, they're giving me some confidence.
- I can't taste turkey.
- It's like a mix of Mountain Dew and Spam.
- Woo!
- Small victories. - Small victories.
We have a win here with this.
- You know, it wasn't bad, like trying it all.
- Are you okay? If you throw up, I swear to God.
- It's not settling very well. - I haven't thrown up in a long time.
- Do you have a bad stomach? - Really bad stomach.
- (FBE) You ready to get back to work? We'll see you at lunch!
- See ya at lunch. - Heck yeah!
- Thank you. - Cool.
- See ya then.
- (FBE) How was your morning?
- Well, I will say that I had very strange indigestion.
- I just felt like there was something right here.
- It's probably throw up.
- I don't think the turkey stock sat well.
I'm not gonna lie. - You drank a lot of it, Jesse.
- I did drink a lot. - You messed up.
- (FBE) You guys ready to find out what's for lunch?
- Oh no. - Let's do it.
- Yeah.
- Spam, Dr. Pepper. - Ramen.
- Roasted crickets? I think maybe PB&J.
PB&J. - Yes, yes!
- Okay, yes. - Roasted crickets.
- You better not. - On PB&J?
- Peaches and syrup. - Why don't we do milk
and roasted crickets? (Jack sighs)
- I'm gonna SPAM everybody Spam. - I'm down for Spam, dude.
- Oh!
- I mean, we're trying to make this one the worst.
- They choose like every food option possible,
and then choose what we eat.
- Lunchables nachos. - Oh, Lunchables.
- I love Lunchables. - I like Lunchables.
- They're so good. - Right?
- We need some beans.
- [Bleep] beans. - Beans?
- The three dishes we came up with was roasted crickets,
Spam, and queso. - Queso!
- What?
- Then we have Lunchables, black beans.
- I think Lunchables and black beans would be okay.
- I don't know about the black beans and Lunchables part.
- I think the roasted crickets sound worse than they are.
- No. - Dude.
- I think so too, from the reactions I've seen
on certain videos we've done. - I'm dreading the queso
more than I am the crickets. - I grew up on Spam,
and I love queso. - Mmm.
- But crickets?
- What the hell is this on top? - This is insane.
- They're crickets. - This is insane.
- Oh but what is it, oh nachos, okay.
- Queso.
- For some reason, it just looked,
like, orange. - Oh my gosh!
- (FBE) So for lunch, we've got fried Spam with queso and crickets,
some nacho Lunchables with black beans,
and finally some orange juice.
- Wow, that queso is strong. - Holy Hell.
- It smells so bad. - I'm very sensitive to smell.
- Ugh. - And this smells very bad. (laughs)
- Oh, they're nacho Lunchables. Hell yeah!
- Oh, these are gonna be the best with beans.
Oh my God, I'm so stoked on that part.
- There's a high chance I'll throw up with this, actually.
- Alright here we go. Four crickets.
- That crunch. (Jesse wretches)
- Don't! Oh my God!
- Bro, the crunch is... - Wow!
- I'm just doing it.
- (squeaks) I can't, I can't! (whimpers)
(screams) I can't, I can't! - It's so bad.
- You're making me not wanna swallow this food.
- (Andrea) I couldn't!
- Alright.
I think I gas it up as it being worse than it really is.
I must've eaten some weird [bleep] as a kid.
- Hmm, hmm, mm-mm. - These chips are comically small.
I'm eating them like three at a time,
and still have to put my fingers entirely in my mouth
to get to my mouth. - Are you okay?
Are you gonna throw up?
(Jack gags) (MJ laughs)
- I'm done. - The whole table almost tipped over!
- I thought you were gonna throw a chair. (laughs)
- I thought you were gonna flip the table.
I was like well! - I'm just mad at myself.
I can't believe I couldn't get that down.
- Lunchables time!
Oh God, that aftertaste, I don't even wanna like swallow
or breathe though my nose right now, that's so nasty.
Oh yeah. - Dude, that's so bomb.
I don't know why I didn't do this when I was younger.
- That was really hard. - That one's really hard.
- That was nasty!
- I think I would've been able to do it had I not experienced
Jesse's reaction. Next time, let me eat it first.
- Yeah. - Definitely not me
that's making all those bad challenges happen to you.
It's 100% not my ideas.
- It's gonna start being me after that.
- If the kids are like "oh, we're gonna treat them,"
it'll be great. I think they're gonna do Zebra Cakes.
- As he's about to throw up. - He's still digesting.
- As he's still like bleh. - I have to be optimistic.
Hope!
- (FBE) How was your afternoon?
- You know, I had, I wanted lunch after this lunch,
but like, I couldn't have lunch, 'cause I felt so sick.
- The reason why this show is such a [bleep] nightmare
is because it doesn't end.
Like, we started the day off... - Yep.
- That's so true. - Eating this.
Not only is it twice, it's three times.
We're checking in.
- (FBE) So what do you think the staff should have for dinner?
- Good stuff, we're not gonna make... - We're not gonna be that mean, okay?
- Spicy tuna roll! - Done, love it.
- Whipped cream, whipped cream! - I mean all the stuff is okay.
- Wait, canned tuna's delicious. - I'm not...
- Oh no. (Andrea laughs)
- I don't know if I trust what they think is good food.
- Ooh, I love an avocado.
- I do love, I love sushi. - I never met kids that love sushi
like these kids do. - Oh no, please not spaghetti.
- That wasn't me at that age. For sure.
- So far there hasn't been a thing I'm afraid of combining.
- Yeah, I'm not shocked yet. - Yeah.
- So we wanted to make a nice meal this time.
So we started out with some meat lasagna.
- I appreciate it that. - Capri Sun!
- Which are most pretty good. - I love lasagna.
- Okay. - Spicy tuna roll and crab roll,
for some sushi. - Yeah.
- Capri Sun! - And we had Capri Sun.
- And Capri Sun, because I mean,
they're pretty good. - Why not?
- (FBE) So what was this experience like for you guys?
- It was fun. - It was fun.
- (laughs) It was amazing! - Revenge is fun!
- (FBE) What made it fun?
- Revenge! - Revenge.
- Oh my God! - Wow!
- We're not that bad, are we?
- Can we talk about her evil cackle? Or is everyone just gonna
ignore that but me? - Right, I was thinking that too.
- They're gonna appreciate that they go through
what we go through. - They were really nice with this one.
- This is a redemption, like a redemption meal.
- Dude, this is, what? - What?
Oh my gosh! - Thank you.
- I'm supposed to be going to dinner after this,
but like, do I even need to? - I am not mad at this.
- I am so excited. - Holy smokes!
- Dude, this is crazy. - Spaghetti?
- (FBE) For dinner, we've got meat lasagna served with
spaghetti and tomato sauce, and a side dish of spicy tuna roll
and imitation crab roll, and your drink is Capri Sun.
- Wow, thanks guys!
- I know, I'm so excited for this meal.
I love sushi, I love just like American food.
I love almost every single thing.
- I love carbs!
- (FBE) Alright guys, before we dig in are you ready for the twist?
(record scratches)
- No! - Oh God no, why did you,
no, I was so excited. - You're kidding?
- (FBE) I am kidding, yeah, go ahead and eat.
- Oh my gosh! - I was like
I'm already drinking this, you can't!
- I haven't had spaghetti in a minute! - Spaghetti!
- You haven't had enough broke days. - Let's do it, ugh!
- This feels like a child's version of the 1%.
Gold forks and eating spaghetti? - That's like Blank Check.
(MJ laughs)
- This is a big upgrade from the crickets.
- Hooked it up!
- Good. - It's good.
- So good. - Mmm!
I love spicy tuna rolls too. - Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause I'm not super adventurous with my sushi.
I'm pretty basic. This is perfect for me.
- Bread, meat and cheese, man. That's the holy trinity right there.
- This is good. I'm very happy with this.
- (FBE) Yeah. - I thought I was upset at Tida,
and now I'm not.
- I'm pretty surprised with the sushi especially.
- Yeah!
- 'Cause I didn't get into sushi until I was like 18.
- Yeah, it was college for me,
I didn't discover sushi until college, so these kids are pretty classy.
- I just love free food.
I'll eat honestly anything that's free.
- (FBE) As you saw the kids mention, they were really excited
to get revenge on all the nasty foods that we've had them
eat over the years. - Yeah!
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm?
- (FBE) So after watching this, do you have any regrets
about the episodes that we've all participated in,
or do you think we should still keep giving
the reactors gross food?
- First of all, all particpated in is a very bold statement.
- They better hope they're not in one of my challenges,
because my punishments, they're not food.
They're not food, it's something a little crazier.
- I didn't deserve this, 'cause the thing is,
all I do is ask the kids when they come in,
would you like some chips? Are you good?
You want some water? How are you?
- (FBE) You buy all the nasty crap they end up eating, enabler.
- This is technically true, I don't have a choice.
- We probably shouldn't do this to the reactors any more.
- But it's fun! - But it's fun, it's great content!
- (laughs) It's so fun being in the room
and watching them suffer. Sorry, but it's true.
- Thanks for watching Kids Pick Our Meals
on the REACT Channel.
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- Hey guys, Ethan here from the REACT Channel.
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So are you guys ready for the twist?
- [Bleep] you! (MJ laughs)
- (FBE) I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I'm kidding! (laughs)