>> Greg: ALL RIGHT!
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: HAPPY TUESDAY,
EVERYBODY.
IT’S GREAT TO SEE EVERY ONE EVER
YOU EXCEPT FOR YOU OVER THERE.
PROTESTORS ATTACKED EXPENSIVE
PIECES OF ART.
NO, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT MY
QUADS, THOUGH THEY ARE PRICEY
AND WORTH IT.
THIS TIME IT’S AN ANDY WAR HOLIN
ITALY.
ON FRIDAY THE FREAKS THREW FLOUR ON A SPORTS CAR PAINTED BY THE
ON A SPORTS CAR PAINTED BY THE
POP ARTIST IN 1979.
THE ITALIAN POLICE FORMED IT
INTO A PIZZA CRUST.
THIS IS A TREND OF YOUNG
PSYCHOTICS VANDALIZING ART WITH
FOOD OR PAINT.
SUCH ACTIONS MIGHT INCLUDE
POLLACK.
THE ONE PIECE OF ART THEY DON’T
THROW SOUP ON IS THIS ONE.
IT’S REDUNDANT.
EVERY TIME WE REPORT ON THEY GET
ANGRY.
I AM 5 FOOT 5 SO WHAT OTHER KIND
OF ANGRY I CAN GET.
THE POINT IS TO GET SUCKERS LIKE
ME TO REPORT ON THEIR CAUSE.
LET’S IGNORE THE CAUSE.
>> [APPLAUDING].
>> Greg: I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT
IS.
LET’S FOCUS ON THE FREAKS WHO
DESTROY THEIR CAUSE WITH EACH
STUNT.
THEY WIN OVER NO ONE.
EVERY PAINTING THEY ATTACK, I
WILL EAT ANOTHER COW!
HELL, I MIGHT EVEN PUSH ONE OUT
OF MY COAL POWEREDIET.
-- JET.
THE SOUND THEY MAKE WHEN THEY
LAND. THE BIG STORY IS NOT JUST GENDER
THE BIG STORY IS NOT JUST GENDER
THAT IS NO LONGER BINARY IT’S
SANITY. THOSE PEOPLE ARE CERTIFY ABLE.
THOSE PEOPLE ARE CERTIFY ABLE.
THEY ARE SAD AND GROSS.
IF THEY DIDN’T THROW CORN
CHOWDER ON MONA LISA’S [BLEEP]
THEY WOULD HAVE NO LIVES AT ALL.
IN THE OLD DAYS THEY WOULD PUT
IN CELLS WITH PADDED WALLS.
KAT KNOWS WHAT I AM TALKING
ABOUT.
NOW THEY ARE NOT EVEN BUM RUSHED
BY SECURITY.
YOU WOULD THINK THE GUARDS WERE
NOT PROTECTED A WARHOL, BUT
THIS.
I COULD DRAW A PINKIE.
YOU WONDER IF THESE ARE NOT
INSIDE JOBS.
WHO LETS PEOPLE INTO A GALLERY
CARRYING CONTAINERS OF FLOUR OR
PAINT CANS.
IF YOU SEE A BUNCH OF NOSE RING
GREEN HAIRS CARRYING SOUP OR
PAINT, YOU CAN BET THEY ARE NOT
THERE TO SMILE BACK AT THE MONA
LISA.
INSANITY USED TO BE EASILY
DEFINED.
NOW THAT’S CALLED PASSIONATE.
CHARLES MANSON AND HIS FAMILY
WERE PASSIONATE.
WE WOULD SAY THAT’S ONE POINT OF
VIEW.
RELAX WHILE MEN IN WHITE COATS
CHASE YOU WITH A GIANT BUTTERFLY
NETS.
NOW IT’S THEY ARE SO DEDICATED
LET’S HEAR THEM OUT.
SMEARING POOP ON THE WALLS.
OR MAYBE GETTING READY TO HOST
JESSE WATTERS PRIME-TIME.
WE ARE AT THE MERCY OF SCAMMERS AND MENTALLY DAGGED PEOPLE.
AND MENTALLY DAGGED PEOPLE.
THEY ARE ISOLATED SOULS WITH NO
REAL SENSE OF THE WORLD.
-- JOE BIDEN AGREED TO PLAY $1
BILLION TO POOR NATIONS FOR
DAMAGE CAUSED BY THE WEST’S
FOSSIL FUEL USE.
LET’S APOLOGIZE FOR RAISING THE
STANDARD OF LIVING.
SORRY FOR THE ENGINE AND SEWAGE
TREATMENT PLANS AND ELECTRICITY.
HERE’S A COUPLE OF BILLION
DOLLARS WHILE YOU BURN THINGS
FAR WORSE THAN COAL.
THE BIGGEST EMITER DOESN’T HAVE
TO PAY A DIME.
IT’S COMMUNIST CHINA.
STILL CONSIDERED A DEVELOPING
NATION.
THAT’S LIKE CALLING DOLLY PARTON
A DEVELOPING FEMALE.
CHINA IS SMARTER THAN US.
THEY DON’T BUY INTO THIS
PROGRESSIVE [BLEEP].
THEY DON’T SEE SEX AS NONBINARY.
THEY SEE THE WORLD AS BINARY AS
THE COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY THEY
STEAL FROM US.
THEY SEE THE WORLD AS ONES AND
ZEROS.
THEY ARE THE ONE AND EVERYBODY
ELSE IS ZERO.
IT’S THE ELIMINATION OF
STANDARDS.
THE DESTRUCTION OF BEAUTY.
ART OR ONE’S OWN BODY.
IT’S LIKE OUR SOCIETY IS
EXPERIENCING A MENTAL ILLNESS AS
A WHOLE.
BEFORE IF SOMEONE COULD NOT
PARTICIPATE IN CIVILIZED LIFE WE
WILL GET THEM HELP.
NOW WE CAN’T SAY WHO IS MENTALLY
ILL WHICH MIGHT BE THE NEW
DEFINITION OF CRAZY.
MOST OF THIS COMES OUT OF
TICKET.
TIKTOK.
WHO KNOWS THAT?
CHINA -- GIVING THE WEST WHAT
THEY CAN’T RESIST.
ATTENTION.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS. SHE LEFT THE SIDELINES BUT DUMPS
SHE LEFT THE SIDELINES BUT DUMPS
GATORADE ON PEOPLE FOR FUN.
MITCHELL.
OO MICHELLE.
AND JIMMY.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: HE MADE SURE HIS KIDS
HAVE 2 THANKSGIVING. JAMIE.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
GREG USE YOUR ELBOWS TO CARVE
YOUR TURKEY.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: MICHELLE, WE DO THESE
STORIES ABOUT THE CRAZY PEOPLE.
I THINK THE BIGGER STORY IS WE
DON’T CALL THEM CRAZY.
>> THESE PEOPLE REMIND ME OF THE
PEOPLE I SAW ON CAMPUS AT
BERKELEY WHEN YOU AND I WERE
BOTH THERE.
THERE WERE A LOT OF PASSIONATE
PEOPLE THERE AS WELL.
WHEN YOU DO STUPID STUFF, YOU
LOOK STUPID AND NO ONE TAKES YOU
SERIOUSLY.
WHEN NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY,
YOU DON’T GAIN THEIR ALLY SHIP.
IN FACT YOU LOSE PEOPLE.
AS FOR THIS CLIMATE REPARATIONS.
THE U.N. IS THE MOST USELESS
BODY ON THE PLANET.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: YOU ARE SAYING THAT IN
FRONT OF JIMMY.
>> I DIDN’T SAY THAT, JIMMY.
HE DID.
THINK ABOUT THE U.N. SECURITY
COUNCIL, 2 PERMANENT BES ARE
CHINA AND THE RUSSIAN
FEDERATION.
ASK YOURSELF WHAT IS THE U.N.?
I WENT ON THE U.N. WEBSITE AND
ONE HEADLINE WAS U.N. STABILITY
SIGNS.
IT’S INSANE.
THESE REPARATIONS ARE STUPID.
WHO WILL DECIDE HOW MUCH AND
WHICH COUNTRY WHO DID WHAT?
WHICH SCIENTIST WILL DETERMINE
WHICH CLIMATE CHANGE LED TO
THIS?
IT’S MASSIVE VIRTUE SIGNALS.
>> Greg: AND NO SCIENCE BEHIND
IT.
>> I HATE THE U.N.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: IT’S MORE DANGEROUS TO
SAY I LOVE THE U.N.
JAMIE, GOOD IT SEE YOU.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE NOT SLEPT
IN A WHILE.
>> THAT’S WHAT I AM GOING FOR.
WE HAVE 2 THANKSGIVING SINCE THE
DIVORCE.
MY WIFE IS BE GRATEFUL SHE
DOESN’T HAVE TO LOOK AT MY FACE
ANYMORE. >> [LAUGHING].
>> [LAUGHING].
>> THESE ACTIVITY ACTIVISTS ARE
ENTERTAINING.
I DON’T RELATE.
GLUE ME TO THE SIDEWALK SO I
DON’T HAVE TO GO TO THE ART
MUSEUM.
THIS WAS LIKE A JOKE GIVEN TO
US.
THE NAME OF THE ACTIVIST GROUP
IS LAST GENERATION -- NO ONE IS
BANGING THESE GIRLS.
>> Greg: [LAUGHING].
IT IS TRUE.
WHAT KILLS ME THEY COULD BE
ATTRACTIVE.
THEY HATE ALL STANDARDS OF
BEAUTY.
IT HAPPENED BEFORE.
WE LIKE SYMMETRY AND WE LIKE
PAINTINGS AND THEY HATE THAT.
>> AND ALSO THROWING THE FOOD ON THE CAR.
THE CAR.
IFFANDY WARHOL PUT FLOUR ON THE
CAR, PEOPLE WOULD HAVE LIKED IT.
HOW CAN I GET MONEY FOR THIS
WHEN I DID IT WHEN I WAS 3?
>> Greg: IT’S HARD TO DESTROY
STUFF.
LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
>> I LOOK LIKE A STRIPPER WHO
GETS PAID IN STUFFING.
>> Greg: YOU PUT THE DOWDY IN
HOWDY DOWDY.
I CAME UP WITH THAT IN THE
GREENROOM.
IT’S A POOP JOKE THAT IS CLEAN.
>> THAT’S SO UNLIKE YOU.
>> IT WAS NICE TO SEE A PAINTER
COVERED IN WHITE POWERED BESIDE
HUNTER BIDEN.
>> [LAUGHING].
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> Greg: THERE YOU GO.
THEY ARE DOING THIS THIS AN ART
MUSEUM WHERE EVERYBODY IN THE
MUSEUM AGREES WITH THEM.
NOTHING MORE LEFT WING THAN THE
ART MUSEUM.
YOU ARE FLOURING THE CHOIR.
THE MAJORS IN ART HISTORY.
LIKE PROTESTING THE PRO-LIFE
MOVEMENT AND NO ONE IS BANGING
THOSE CHICKS EITHER.
THERE YOU GO.
>> PRO-CHOICE.
>> YOU GOT ME.
>> Greg: IT WAS IN BETWEEN.
THEY ARE PROTESTING SOMETHING
THAT EVERYBODY AGREES WITH.
KAT, IF PEOPLE TIME TRAVELED
FROM THE YEAR 2000 YOU WOULD BE
FREAKED OUT BY NOW.
WE HAVE PEOPLE DESTROYING ART.
WE HAVE MOBS STEALING AND NEVER
GETTING PUNISHED FOR IT.
MEN WHO IDENTIFY AS WOMEN
ATTACKING WOMEN.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
THEY COULD ALL BE UNDER THE SAME
UMBRELLA.
WE ALLOWED OURSELVES TO ABIDATE
THE DEFINITION OF SANITY.
WHAT SAY YOU LADY IN WHITE?
>> THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF
MISGUIDED, SHAMING AND SLAMMING
OF UNSTABLE BEHAVIOR.
IT’S NOT ALWAYS BAD.
IT CAN BE EFFECTIVE.
>> Greg: IN WHAT WAY?
>> COME ON, LIVE A LITTLE!
THE MAIN ISSUE WITH THE KIDS ARE
UNSTABLE.
IT’S NOT.
IT DIDN’T WORK.
THERE WAS AN ARTICLE.
HERE’S A LIST OF ALL OF THE
THINGS CLIMATE ARTISTS ARE
TRYING TO DESTROY THIS YEAR.
ONE GUY BROKE UP WITH ME A LOT.
HE HAD ME BLOCKED ON ALL OF THE
THINGS.
THERE WAS MY SECRET ACCOUNT.
I FOUND OUT HE WAS PERFORMING.
I SHOWED UP LOOKING SUPER HOT.
WAS THAT STABLE?
DID HE CALL ME THE NEXT DAY? YES.
WE GOT BACK TOGETHER.
THAT WAS EFFECTIVE.
WHEN BIDEN DID IT WAS NOT LIKE I
DID BECAUSE OF THE HIPSTER SOUP
KIDS.
THIS IS NOT EFFECTIVE.
>> Greg: WHY IS BIDEN DOING IT?
>> THE SAME REASON HE DOES
EVERYBODY:
SOMETHING TOLD HIM TO.
>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].
>> [LAUGHING].
>> Greg: GOOD ANSWER.
MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I SAID THAT.
THEY JUST CHANGE THE VOICE.