YOU
YOU FAVE
YOU FAVE NUMBER THREE. I HALF A LITTLE BIT OF AN
EMBARRASSING CONFESSION.
EMBARRASSING CONFESSION. THAT IS I ACTUALLY PAID
THE PRICE OF THIS
PRESSURE WASHER TO HAVE
MY HOUSE PRESSURE WASHED
PRESSURE WASHER TO HAVE MY HOUSE PRESSURE WASHEDD
, ONE-TIME! YOU CAN
ACTUALLY DO IT YOUR ACTU
SELF. THIS KARCHER DOES
ALL OF THE WORK FOR YOU.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ABLE TO USE THIS OVER AB
AND OVER AGAIN. NO AND O
HIRING A PROFESSIONAL HI
FOR $199 TO DO WHAT YOU
CAN DO ON YOUR OWN. THIS
IS THE FOLLOW ME. LOOK I
AT HOW CUTE THIS IS. AT
THIS IS LIKE YOUR LITTLE
BUDDY, YOUR LITTLE
CLEANING BUDDY FOLLOWING
YOU AROUND.
YOU AROUND. [INAUDIBLE] THAT IS [IN
1800 PSI PRESSURE. WHAT
THAT MEANS IS YOU'RE THA
ABLE TO STAND IN ONE SPOT
, YOU USED THE , YOU USE
EXTENDABLE HOSE AND YOU
ARE ABLE TO CLEAN THE
HIGHEST WINDOW ON THE
TWO-STORY HOUSE. YOU ARE
ABLE TO(...) I SAY HOSE
OFF, YOU ARE ABLE TO
PRESSURE WASH ANY OF THE
STONE, BRICK, OR SIDING
ON YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE IT
IS AN ADJUSTABLE AMOUNT
OF PRESSURE. UP TO 1800
PSI. THAT IS REALLY
POWERFUL. MAYBE YOU HAVE
TRIED A PRESSURE WASHER
BEFORE. MAYBE THAT IS BE
WHY YOU ENDED UP HIRING
A PROFESSIONAL BECAUSE
YOUR PRESSURE WASHER YOU
JUST WAS NOT STRONG
ENOUGH. LOOK AT THAT! E
OH MY GOSH, THAT IS JUST
PRESSURE WASHING AREA PR
AND IT TAKES SECONDS.
BECAUSE IT IS THE
STRENGTH OF THE PRESSURE
WASHER THAT DOES ALL OF
THE WORK. NO SCRUBBING
THE TILE, GETTING DOWN T
ON YOUR AUTO KNOW IF
ANYBODY GETS DOWN ON
THEIR HANDS AND KNEES TO
SCRUB YOUR BRICK. IT IS
TIME TO PAINT THE HOUSE,
IT IS TIME TO HIRE A
PROFESSIONAL MAYBE CLEAN
THE WINDOWS, WHATEVER IT
IS IF YOU HAVE GOT A
BOAT, IF YOU HAVE GUIDED
OUR THE--GOT A RV
, THIS IS WANT TO BE , T
ABLE TO COME WITH YOU AB
AND CLEAN UP ANY OF YOUR
BIGGEST MESSES. TODAY, B
WE ARE SHIPPING IT TO WE
YOU FOR FREE. IT IS NICE
AND LIGHTWEIGHT. IT
REALLY IS GREAT WHEN WE
ARE SHIPPING IT TO YOU
FOR FREE HERE DEFINITELY
TAKE THAT ON OUR TIME.
$39.99 TO GET HOME TODAY
TAKE THAT ON OUR TIME. $39.99 TO GET HOME TODAY.
THIS IS ABOUT THE THIS
COMEDY CUSTOMER PICK AND
IT IS PURELY NEW HERE.
YOU HAVE PROBABLY NEVER
SEEN A PRESSURE WASHER
THAT ROLES ON 4 WHEELS.
WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT TO
MARK--?
MARK--?
MARK--? YOU'RE NOT LIFTING THE
PRESSURE WASHER HOSE, PR
AND THE PRESSURE WASHER
ITSELF, IT JUST FOLLOWS
AROUND ITSELF.
AROUND ITSELF.
[READING]
[READING] AND IT IS A VERY STRONG
FOR A PRESSURE WASHER ON
ITS OWN. IT ALSO
[READING]
[READING] IT GETS RID OF THE GREEN
[READING] IT GETS RID OF THE GREENN
, MILDEW, MOLD IF YOU
HAVE GUIDED OUTSIDE. 30
FOOT--34
FOOT--34
FOOT--34 POWER CORD, AND A 15 POW
FOOT HOSE. WHAT THAT
MEANS IS YOU'RE NOT
HAVING TO STOP AND HAVIN
UNPLUG IT, FIND ANOTHER
POWER SOURCE WHEN YOU
WALK AROUND BECAUSE THIS
WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND
ANYWAY. LOOK AT THAT!
MAYBE YOU THOUGHT YOU MA
HAD TO TOM SAWYER YOUR
WHITE PANTS, WHEN I SAW
THE WHITE PICKET FENCE
FENCE--FENCE
FENCE--FENCE , I ACTUALLY HAVE A TOM
SAWYER SON WHO CAN
CONVINCE ANYBODY TO DO
ANYTHING. BUT THIS COMIC
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO
CONVINCE ANYBODY TO DO
THIS BECAUSE IT IS SO
EASY TO DO IT YOUR SELF.
YOUR KARCHER DOES ALL YO
THE WORK. WHEN OUR GUEST
IS HERE FOR KARCHER
KARCHER--YOURSELF
KARCHER--YOURSELF HE TALKED ABOUT HOW HE
HAS SUGGESTED THIS AS A
INCOME SOURCE FOR PEOPLE
HAS SUGGESTED THIS AS A INCOME SOURCE FOR PEOPLEE
. YOU HAVE GOT A TEENAGER
(...) MY SON JUST (...)
TURNED 14, HE IS LIKE TU
MOM WHAT CAN I DO TO MOM
MAKE MONEY I DON'T HAVE
A LEMONADE STAND WHAT A
CAN I DO TO MAKE MONEY.
BEFORE MY SON TURNED 14,
AND BEFORE I SAW KARCHER
BEFORE MY SON TURNED 14, AND BEFORE I SAW KARCHER,
CAN PAY $199 JUST TO
HAVE SOMEONE COME AND
PRESSURE WASH THEIR PRES
HOME. THIS IS A GREAT
LITTLE BUSINESS FOR A
TEENAGER, FOR A COLLEGE
STUDENT AND ALSO WANT TO
SAVE YOU SOME MONEY BY
NOT HAVING TO HAVE
ANYBODY ELSE TO DO THAT.
FATHER'S DAY IS COMING F
UP MAY I REMIND YOU. UP
THIS IS A GREAT GIFT TO
GIVE DAD OR KEEP IT TO
YOURSELF. I AM NOT YOURS
SAYING THE SELFISH TO
KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF AND
PRESSURE WASH HIS HOME P
AS A GIFT. THAT IS AN
INCREDIBLE GIFT TO GIVE
HIM. IT IS WANT TO TAKE
YOU JUST A COUPLE OF
MINUTES TO BE ABLE TO DO
ALL OF THAT. SHINE IT UP
MINUTES TO BE ABLE TO DO ALL OF THAT. SHINE IT UP.
MAKE YOUR HOUSE LOOK
LIKE NEW, YOUR PATIO LIK
LOOK LIKE NEW, PAVERS.
ANYTHING THAT NEEDS A
LITTLE REFRESHER LOOK SO
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. HERE IN FLORIDA WE GET
LOTS AND LOTS OF YOU KNO
HERE IN FLORIDA WE GET LOTS AND LOTS OF YOU KNOW
GRIME AND GRUNT AROUND
THE OUTSIDE OF HOUSES. I
SEE--GUNGE PRESSURE
SEE--GUNGE PRESSURE WASHING TRUCKS ALL THE
TIME. THEY WILL--GRUNGE
CHARGE MORE THAN 1500--
FOR MORE THAN 1800 PSI
IS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND,
YOUR LITTLE PRESSURE
WASHING BUDDY FOLLOWING
YOU AROUND WASHING HE
LIKE GOOD JOB-- WATCHING
YOU
YOU
YOU YOU
YOU YOU ARE JUST GOING TO
GLIDE THIS OVER THE TOP,
IT EVEN HAS A LITTLE IT
SPOT FOR THE SGT. AS SPO
WELL SO IT MIXES RIGHT W
IN WITH THE WATER. THIS
ACTUALLY ENDS UP SAVING
YOU WATER BECAUSE IT IS
USING PRESSURE RATHER
THAN MORE WATER. YOU ARE
USING A HOSE, A REGULAR
HOSE, NOZZLE.
HOSE, NOZZLE. SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SIGNI
AMOUNT OF WATER. NOT AMO
EVEN REALLY PROPER
GRAMMAR. AT THREE AND A
MORNING I THINK IT IS
PROPER. YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN! USE LESS WATER
[INAUDIBLE] [LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE] [LAUGHTER] YOU GET A FULL
PRESENTATION ON THIS