[RvB Intro]
Sarge: We're Giving you a chance to surrender
Grif: There is no way this bluff is going to work
Sarge: Put a cork in it fast, Eddie
Sarge: There is positivly no way they know we're out of ammo...
Church: Yeah, there definitely out of ammo...
Church: [Shout] What are your terms?
Tucker: There what?
Grif: Our What?
Simmons: I can't believe this is actually working
Simmons: See if you can Lopez back, Sarge
Grif: Oh Yeah, then he can fix the warthog
Donut: Tell then we want the flag...
Grif: Yeah, and some Cake!
Donut: Ow, W-Wait Sarge
Donut: J-Just the Cake
Sarge: [Shout] Alright Blues, first off
Sarge: We want your flag...
Simmons: W-Wait, the last time we got the flag, the chick in the black armo(u)r showed up.
Sarge: ...To stay right where it is...Keep the flag...
Sarge: ...but we want our mechanized droid back
Church: Uh-Oh
Sarge: You may know his as "Señor El Robot-o"
Tucker: Well Church, what's it going to be...
Church: [Spanish Phrase], No Way. I'm not giving back my body
Church: I just got this thing...
Sarge: [Interupts] And don't think you can keep his nuts...
Sarge: ...Or bolts or other mechanical parts you may
Tucker: [Interupts] Uhhhh, He's not here anymore...He left, he was all like
"Sayonara"
Tucker: Then he took off
Church: [Interupts] That's not Spainish you Idiot...
Church: That's French.
Church: Let's try this
Church: [Shout] Hey Reds!
Church: How about a Medic?
Church: Would you take a Medic as a Hostage?
Doc: A hostage? But I'm supposed to go over there.
Simmons: Yea, That sounds good to me.
Grif: I dunno, I think we can hold out for more.
Simmons: We don't have any ammo, dumbass
Grif: Oh right...Take the Medic, It's a good deal.
Church: Hey Doc, how's the patient?
Doc: Doing Well, he seems alert in responses.
Tucker: He's talking about Caboose, right?
Church: No, I mean his toe, how's the toe I shot?
Doc: Oh, that thing? That fell off like half an hour ago.
Caboose: Rest in Peace Pinkie Toe
Caboose ???: You shall be avenged
Doc: You know what, go ahead and send me over
Doc: I really don't think I can be any more help
Church: [Shout] Okay, we're going to send over our Medic
Church: [Shout] Not what do we get?
Simmons: [Shout] You? You're surrendering!
Simmons: [Shout] You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule.
Tucker: [Shout] We've already got that, what else do you have?
Sarge: [Shout] What do you want?
Church: [Shout] What about if you admit that the red team
Church: [Shout] SUCKS?
[Red Team Fake Whispering, don't worry if you can't hear it, it's pretty mediocre]
Sarge: [Shout] What if we admit if one of us
Sarge: [Shout] SUCKS?
Grif: NICE!
Grif: Wait, you mean Donut, right?
Church: [Shout] Okay then, we agree to the terms.
Church: [Shout] You first, then we send over the Medic
Sarge: Get on with it Grif
Grif: [Typical Grif Moan]
Grif: I would just like to let everyone know
Grif: That I suck...
Church: [Shout] And?
Grif: and that I'm a girl
Church: [Shout] What else?
Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair
Grif: and I want to kiss all the boys.
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time!
Simmons: [Shout] Okay, is that enough?
Church: [Shout] Yeah
Church: Alright, go ahead Doc.
Grif: Man, I really hope you're worth this...
Doc: Can I ask you a Question?
Doc: Do they put something in the Water?
Grif: Water? We ran out of water 6 Months ago.
Doc; No Water? Then what do you drink?
Grif: Uhh, y'know.
Grif: Ketchup, Soy Sauce, Gravy...The Usual.