[music playing]
Come on out, Patrick.
Hi, SpongeBob. And hello, lady.
The disguise is working, Patrick. I mean, Patricia.
[giggling]
SpongeBob, you never told me you had a girlfriend.
I'm not his girlfriend, I'm Pat.
Tricia. Patricia. Patricia.
Bro, your girlfriend is not ugly.
[giggling]
Actually Larry, she's not my girlfriend, she's just--
It's cool, buddy.
You don't have to explain your girlfriend to me.
But she's not my girlfriend.
I don't know why you're standing here talking to me,
when you could be talking to your girlfriend.
- Come on, Patricia. - Bye.
Congratulations on the new girlfriend, dude!
SpongeBob! This is not the time for a Sunday stroll.
It's time for work.
But Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't open for another two hours.
There be no such thing as opening too early, me boy.
Excuse us, miss.
Huh?
Did you say something negative, Dr. Negative?
- What the-- How did-- - I heard him say something negative!
[toilet flushing]
Mermaid Man, that injured victim's bandages have come undone!
That poor man needs aid
of the first variety.
Oh! We forgot the peroxide.
That should hold you until the surgeons can amputate your torso.
[groaning]
Justice restored!
Hey, super dorks!
Your turn to take out the garbage.
Alright, Dr. Negative.
We'll play along and take it out.
Hiya!
[groaning]
No more scaredy pants.
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
Gary, it's Patrick. I'm gonna scare him.
It's my turn.
Rawr!
Hiya, SpongeBob.
[screaming]
Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Why can't I be frightening for once?
Where's my chance?
If you wanna be scary, you're gonna need a good costume.
Patrick will be resurrecting and old favorite:
the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration!
Oh, a little shaky on that entry.
But just look at that form!
Take that, yellow boy!
Laugh while you can, Pinky. It's not over yet.
That's what you think, but it's not over yet.
The Elastic Waistband,
able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!
I can finally touch my toes!
[crowd cheering]
Isn't this exciting, Patrick?
To think we'll be watching the joust this close up!
You won't be watching the joust,
you're in the joust.
Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?
Na-ah.
[crowd cheering]
Mr. Seahorse sir, you're gentle on beginners, aren't you?
[screaming]
SpongeBob, help!
Take his head off!
I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break?
[screaming]
Patrick!
[screaming]
I'm glad that's over.
Wow, it sure looks a lot like home.
Hey look, it's Gary.
Hey come here Gary, Gary!
Wait, don't go near him Patrick.
Can't you see this is all a trick?
The aliens are projecting our memories onto the environment.
They're trying to confuse us, Patrick.
So you mean to say they've taken what we've thought we think,
and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking
our thoughts we think we thought? I think...
Excuse us, sir.
We heard a horrible rumor that you're going to close Glove World forever.
Close Glove World?
Has the world gone mad?
Here son, take this. You don't wanna catch cold.
Ha, feels good.
Ooh, that looks glovely on you, Patrick.
Fits like a glove.
Glove size fits all.
A penny saved is a penny gloved.
You can lead a glove to glove, but you can't make it glove.
She gloves me, she gloves me not.
All is fair in glove and war.
Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove!
Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove!
Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove! Glove!
Glove...
Wow, enjoy the hat.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Forget the Chum Bucket!
This is personal.
[screaming]
My name's not Rick!
Which costume was your favorite?
Comment below.