-You ever fry the turkey? It's highly dangerous.
-No. Somebody was trying t convince me to fry a turkey.
And I was like, "But I have never --"
-You will burn your life down. -For real?
-Yeah. -Dang.
♪♪♪♪
What's going on, y'all? This is Chris Redd.
-Yes. My name is Kenan Thompson.
-And we're here to answer some questions...
-Yeah. -...on this couch.
-Two brothers. -[ Laughs ]
♪♪♪♪
-From day one, we did a sketch with Leslie,
where we were this funk group. -Yes.
-And it was your first week.
And I remember, you jumped i with both feet so hard,
-Yo, we got to get that funk band back together
-Oh, yeah, we gotta see abou that funk band.
-Man, Buddha Kings was fired 'cause we got a little way
-And then we had Future on top of that.
They wasn't even ready for Future.
That's what I'm saying. -They were not ready.
-They were not ready to spread their wings.
-Yeah, yeah. -But then they saw future,
and they was like, "Oh, snap."
-"Who's that tall non-cast member
with the -- Oh, it's Future! -Exactly, exactly.
-And then Pete crushed it. -Uncle Butt.
Shout-out to Uncle Butt, always livin'.
Ain't go no damn teeth. -[ Chuckles ]
♪♪♪♪
-Oh, man.
Favorite worst sketch idea
Have you got -- What's yours
-I mean, they usually fall fla in the pitch meetings,
so they never really get to being written.
-Yeah. -I've done several bad pitches
-My worst one, I don't think I even said to nobody.
-[ Chuckles ] -It was a pimp magician.
[ Both laugh ]
And he made all his hos disappear,
and he was out of business -"Bring the hos back."
-"C-Can you bring them -- Can you bring them back?"
♪♪♪♪
-Backstage on a show night is vibrant, man.
-Yeah, it's -- it's like -
it's like the Super Bowl for comics, man.
If something goes good -- like, when it hits the same wa
it hit at dress rehearsals that it hit at the table,
where you're like, "See? I know comedy!"
-[ Laughs ] -And then, when it doesn't
you're like, "Oh! Who am I?! -"Who am I? What is this?"
-[ Laughs ] -"I mean nothin'. I am nothin'."
-"I am no one."
♪♪♪♪
I feel like you...
-I mean, my favorite season is...
-Let's go with this guy. -Let me see.
Get up in there, get up in there.
Got to do that. We got to be like that.
Your first is always really nice,
because you can't even believe that you got the job.
-That you got a job.
-And then I would say the 40th was, you know,
a pretty epic season. -Yeah. I wasn't there.
But I was watching, and it was epic.
I mean, I guess, my first year because we won an Emmy,
so that was cool. -That was major.
-But [Scoffs] I'm still here so I'm still having fun.
[ Both laugh ]
♪♪♪♪
-I would hope, Anthony Anderson. -Yeah. Yeah?
-I love Anthony, man. -That's a good choice.
-[ Chuckles ] -He could kill it, too.
-Oh, my God, he makes me laugh
-Yeah, I'd play me. Shoot.
-"Me, me. I would play me.
-Me. I would play me in the movie.
I'm still here.
-But now y'all know who Chris is.
-[ Laughs ] Michael B. Jordan would play me.
[ Laughs ] -That's gangsta.
-He's not -- I don't know. Would it be funny?
I think he could be funny. He's versatile.
-I saw "Creed" -- "Creed and a Half."
-I was laughing sometimes.
-Shout-out, B. Jordan.
Swole B. Jordan. -Killa. [ Chuckles ]
♪♪♪♪
-Uh, we just wanted him to come back.
-Missing him.
-Yeah, just, like, looking at the world
and being like, "Wow.
When were we not as stressed out?"
-Man. -And then it was like,
"Oh, yeah, when Barack was here."
-Couldn't see the light, you know?
-[ Chuckles ]
-Wanted the light to come back to our lives.
-Yeah, we really, truly did. -Yeah.
♪♪♪♪
-Yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum, yum, yum.
-Yeah, got those new babies. -Yeah, I mean, babies --
gonna cook for the babies. -Cook for the babies.
-Put them both on a turkey plate and take their turkey picture.
-Aww. -That's always nice.
-You gonna dress them up as turkeys?
-Yeah, I'm gonna put them on the plate.
Dress them in brown, put little white socks on them
-[ Speaking indistinctly ]
I'm-a travel to L.A. -[ Chuckles ]
-Uh, [Chuckles]
and I'm-a see people -- I'm-a see babies,
but they gonna be with other people, who own them
I'm gonna see my lady. We gonna kick it.
-Nice. -So that's what we gonna do?
♪♪♪♪
-I'm like four plates on each side, at this point.
I've been, you know, pumping pretty hard lately
-I lift two human beings. -Mm-hmm.
-You know, one's stressed out, so that's extra weight mentally.
-On the right side. -On the right.
-Right. -And on the left side,
[Scoffs] that's just ambition over there.
-I mean, that's alright.
-Do you make sounds when you lift?
-Yeah, it's like, "Whatcha
Hyeah-duh!"
-Uh, mine is, "Who there?! -[ Laughs ]
"Who there?!"
'Cause I always wanna know who there.
-Don't you look directly? -[ Laughs ]
♪♪♪♪
Oh, you know what? The worst pitch, I would say
is my uncle. He came home,
and he was like, "Boy, I fell down in the Target,
and I busted my butt." -[ Chuckles ]
-"And that's a sketch." But that is not a sketch.
That is an accident. [ Laughs ] That is a...
-That is a moment, at best
[ Both laugh ]
"Fell down on my butt, and that's a sketch."
-"I fell down on my boo-ooty
Couldn't get up for a little while."
♪♪♪♪
-It was magical. Y'all know how magical Harry is.
I mean, the guy is just one of the greatest.
-I wanted to hate him. I can't. He's amazing.
-He's one of those, 'cause he' just so good at everything
But he really is a solid dude.
-Thank you guys so much for all your questions, man.
-You know what I'm sayin'? Pretty shadap.
-Whoo! That shit was fun.
[ Both laugh ]
It was so much fun.
And, yo, watch "SNL."
-All the time. -All the time.
-All the time. -Anytime.