- [Interviewer 1] Did you quit or were you fired?
- Um, I wasn't fired.
They were like, "We are gonna ask you
to not come back for the school year."
- [Interviewer] That's actually what
firing looks like.
(laughing)
- [Interviewer 2] What's the worst job you've ever had?
- The worst job I ever had, oh god.
- I've had a lot of not good jobs.
- Oh, I cleaned boats.
- Selling windows, door to door
- Lifeguarding.
- My first job graduating from college was a pyramid scheme.
- Oh, I used to sell timeshares, why?
- Working at a bar called Crackheads. (laughs)
- Okay, I was canvassing for Planned Parenthood.
I got water thrown in my face.
I got spit on.
- I worked a basketball camp
and I'd clean up after teenage boys.
- I was a lingerie barista
when I was 19 years old on highway 395.
I did not like being objectified
in the name of getting coffee.
- [Interview 2] What's the worst job you've had?
- I worked at a casino.
- Working at a dry cleaners.
The fumes were so bad that
they had to shut it down down a couple years later,
which is crazy 'cause like I did have a headache
every single time I worked there.
- I worked at a horse barn.
- [Interviewer 2] Did you have to shovel (bleep)?
- Literally.
- You have to like clean up (bleep).
- All of the staff made me clean up the throw-up.
They were like, "Ew, it's really gross."
"Sebastian, you can go clean it up."
And I was like cool, yep, sure.
- [Interviewer 2] Why did they make you clean it though?
- 'Cause they were all "managers."
- The management was very unorganized.
- Management. - Management wasn't fantastic.
- I had a very crazy boss.
- Boss. - Boss was just,
he was just awful.
- My boss was a (bleep). (laughs)
- She would like make me clock out at like 10:00 PM,
but then I had to keep working without getting paid.
- She would come in,
and she'd tell me I wasn't wearing enough makeup.
I just like, after one shift, I was like,
I'm (bleep) done and I just like emailed her daughter
and I was like, your mom sucks.
And I quit.
- Maybe working for my dad.
- [Interview 2] Oh yeah?
- You know, he'd be yelling at them,
he's like, why aren't you there yet?
And I was like, it's never a side of my dad that I've seen.
- The owner watched us on cameras all day
to like make sure that we were like working.
- The owners made very disparaging comments
about my "kind," my family.
- My manager, he used to comment on my hair a lot.
- [Interviewer] What would he say?
- That I would "need to tame it."
- [Interviewer 2] Oh! - Yeah.
- I had like an office job
where my boss was really mean to me.
- [Interviewer 2] Did you get fired or did you quit?
- I had to get legal help
to get out of that employment situation.
- [Interviewer 2] Oh wow. - Yeah.
It worked out just fine.
- [Interviewer 1] What's the worst job you've ever had?
- I would say my first two jobs,
because they were both in retail.
- Retail jobs.
- Retailing.
- Retail, working graveyard.
Absolutely no graveyards for me.
- They wanted me to work 10:00 PM to 4:00 AM.
- Get off at 4:00 AM, then I'd go to class at 8:00 AM.
- Yeah, I didn't sleep at all.
- They just threw you in the deep end
and were just like, figure it out,
but we're gonna yell at you if you don't get it right.
- I worked for like a video game store.
I just got screamed at a lot.
- [Interviewer 2] Oh.
- I worked at Game Stop for six years.
- [Interviewer 2] What didn't you like about it?
- Getting hit on by 13 year old boys
- And I was in customer service in Walmart,
and it was awful.
- People can be really mean.
- Some people can be really rude.
- Everyone there was an (bleep.)
- It was a lot of very entitled humans
that I was working with.
- I think I'd just had been like past that point in my life,
of like standing all day.
- I just realized it was just not something I wanted to do.
- Tons of lifting.
Outta high school, it was not it.
- Never had another labor drop after that.
- [Interviewer 2] What's the worst job you've ever had?
- I was a front desk at a beauty school and it was horrible.
- I was sitting in a cubicle all summer.
I could show up at eight and leave at five
and not talk to another person all day,
and it was really depressing.
- Didn't really get paid, I just got like housing.
- It didn't have end times for the shifts,
so I just stayed there until they said I could leave.
- [Interviewer 2] How was that legal?
- I was a minor so I didn't really know about the laws.
- [Interviewer 2] That's even worse!
- [Interviewer 1] Did you get fired or did you quit?
- I quit.
- Oh yeah, I quit.
- Well, she tried to fire me and then by the end I quit.
- I was like, I'm out of here.
- [Interviewer 2] Did You quit respectfully or kind of?
- Oh, I quit joyfully.
I just told him, deuces.
- Have fun replacing me.
- Just don't expect me back.
- I had just had enough.
- I think I just stopped showing up.
That's not great.
I wouldn't do it again, I never did that again.
- I've always been pretty good
about putting two week notices in.
- I wanted to leave before the two weeks,
but I stayed professional and I finished through.
- [Interviewer 2] Did you quit or were you fired?
- Technically I got fired.
- I wanted to quit and they fired me.
- I got fired because I went
on a mission trip with my church.
(laughing)
- [Interviewer 2] That person's going to hell!
- Oh yeah.
- [Interviewer 1] What's the worst job you've ever had?
- That's when I worked fast food at Bojangles.
- Domino's
- In-N-Out drive-through,
- Red Lobster.
- Restaurant.
- Like the first restaurant job that I worked
was like a reality check.
- They had all the front of house, white people.
And they had back of house, all people of color.
- I was a waitress.
- I just really didn't like the people that I had to serve.
- People would be really particular about their food items,
and would like yell at workers.
- I worked at Jimmy John's for one day.
My first shift, they scheduled me
from like 10:00 PM to 2:00 AM.
I had to deliver to some guy in an alley,
and I quit the next day, cause I was like,
I'm not doing that.
- I was in prep cutting onions for like eight hours.
- My boss would give me a lot of (bleep),
because I, you know, sobbed 'cause onions.
- I worked at Chuck E. Cheese.
- Chuck E. Cheese.
- I worked at Chuck E. Cheese.
- [Interviewer 1] We've got a lot
of Chuck E. Cheese answers here today.
- Like you gotta clean piss out of a (bleep) slide.
- You have to put on the rat costume.
- Yes, I've been in the mouse costume.
He is really smelly.
[Interviewer 2] So is it true that Chuck E. Cheese
grabs leftover pizza slices and builds a pizza?
- I have witnessed that.
That is not a conspiracy.
I have seen pizza be dropped on the floor,
picked up and put right back on.
- [Interviewer 2] What's the worst job you've ever had?
- Probably babysitting seven kids at once.
- Babysitting rich kids.
- A daycare provider.
- It really was rewarding at times,
but, oh my god,
being an elementary school teacher was terrible.
- The kids were just, we don't like to use the B word,
like bad, but they were terrible.
- [Interviewer 2] What's the worst job you've ever had?
- I actually have never had a bad job.
- I love the job I have now.
- I've actually liked all my jobs.
- I actually haven't had many bad jobs.
- I've actually only had one job.
- [Interviewer 2] And you love it?
- Yeah, I do like it.
I think it's really fun. - [Interviewer 2] Okay.
- I don't really have a job that I hated the most.
- All of my jobs have taught me a lot,
so I would say none of them are worse.
- [Interviewer 1] Do you believe in having a dream job?
- Yes.
- [Interviewer 1] What's your dream job?
- I wanna be a professional actor.
- I want to be working with people.
- I guess probably like the job I'm having now,
I'm nannying right now for different families.
- I think there is dream jobs,
but people don't understand that
even when you get to your dream job, like yes,
it's still gonna be work.
- 'Cause if you make it become your whole life,
then it can start to feel like a chore.
- I think I will get my dream job.
- [Interviewer 1] Which is what?
- Possibly owning my own business down the road.
- Big wig at the company that I'm with.
- I'm running (bleep.)
I'm a manager or a CEO, or some top of the organization.
I don't know, I just, I wanna be boss.