[music playing]
Welcome aboard. If you're watching this video,
then let me be the first to say: Congratulations.
you're officially on your way to planning the perfect trip
to beautiful Bikini Bottom.
Located in the heart of the Pacific Ocean,
Bikini Bottom is home to a wide variety
of park's activities and incredible local restaurants.
But before we get started, allow me to share
just a bit of the history,
and the mystery of Bikini Bottom.
Built from the ruins of the ancient kingdom
of Bikini Bottomcher,
once ruled by the mighty king Krabs.
Hey, Mr. Krabs.
How dare you bark at me in that tone, nave!
I am the feared ruler of this kingdom
and will be addressed as such!
Sorry.
Bikini Bottom was incorporated in the late 17th century
following the defeat of Dead Eye Plankton
by local legend and town hero.
SpongeBuck SquarePants.
Ow!
Who's statue you can find nestled
in the heart of our downtown.
Wait a minute.
Gross. Don't touch that, SpongeBob.
Ew. What are you doing?
That boy ain't hooked up right.
- Look Sandy! - Huh?
SpongeBuck was here all along.
Sorry, great-great-great-great- great-great-great grandpa!
I didn't recognize you all covered in poop.
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With its picturesque skyline and stunning natural parks,
Bikini Bottom is the perfect destination
for any school trip or migration.
You can spend a relaxing day at Jellyfish Fields,
enjoy a picnic surrounded by lush sea grass
and wondrous jellyfish.
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Or head to the beach and build a sandcastle at Goo Lagoon.
Just be careful not to... rip your pants.
[gasping]
In the mood for a more thrilling adventure?
Sand Mountain is home to some of the steepest slopes
the Pacific Ocean has to offer.
Maybe, if we sing that song, he'll come to life.
Ready?
♪ Oh, there once was a- ♪
Life's as extreme as you wanna make it!
Maybe we didn't sing it right.
Yeah.
But if you're looking for thrills without the chills,
Glove World is the place for you.
From the mitten...
[screaming]
to the Fiery Fist O'Pain...
Goodbye, Patrick.
Goodbye, SpongeBob.
[screaming]
There's something for everyone.
And don't forget about the Kelp Forest.
This lush and diverse forest is the perfect place
to enjoy a night camping under the stars.
Praise the Magic Conch!
Just be careful of the sea bears.
[growling]
[screaming]
Squidward, are you okay?!
No.
Bikini Bottom is also the perfect place
for the foodie in all of us.
With five star dining for every palate,
we're sure you'll savor every bite.
Perhaps the pinnacle
of the Bikini Bottom food pyramid,
the Krusty Krab is home
to the world famous Krabby Patty,
with a secret recipe that not even the fry cook knows.
Just one bite is all it takes to get you coming back for mor.
Just be careful not to have too many.
You won't just blow up, it'll all go to your thighs.
My thighs?
And then you'll blow up.
In the mood for a fancier date night?
Fancy is just the place.
So, how long have you two ladies known each other?
This fine dining establishment is known for its tiny portions,
and huge bills.
Sir, your fancy pansy limousine is here.
Wonderful. Puffily Poo, your chariot awaits.
Well- [whistling]
[shrieking]
You never have to walk again, my little lobster bib.
[sighing]
Your bill, sir.
[gasping] What?! $100?!
Well, this can't possibly be correct!
My mistake, sir. Thank you for pointing that out.
This is your bill.
[shattering]
[screaming]
And for the toughest of the tough,
the Salty Spittoon is known for rugged fish and hardy food.
Only the baddest of the bad can get in.
You need to have muscles.
You need to have muscles on your muscles.
You need to have muscles on your eyeballs.
[grunting]
And if that's too much for you to handle,
Weenie Hut Jr's might be more your speed.
Would you care for another diet cola with a lemon twist,
weenie?
What? But, I'm not a weenie.
I'm sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate
that you are indeed a weenie.
While you're here, we invite you to experience
some of the incredible events
Bikini Bottom hosts throughout the year.
Every year, the Fast Food Coliseum hosts
the incredible Fry Cook Games.
I declare these Fry Cook Games... open!
Watch as the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket's
fry cooks battle it out
in the ultimate athletic challenge.
[dinging]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[unintelligible]
Forget the Chum Bucket. This is personal.
[shrieking]
[screaming]
No! My name's not Rick!
Or you can experience
the astounding anchor toss competition at Goo Lagoon.
200 yards!
Just be careful not to get crushed.
And in the spring,
Jellyfish Fields bursts with color
as jellyfish from all across the seven seas
swim through Jellyfish Fields,
as part of the great jellyfish migration.
Wow. This looks like a job for Ol' Reliable.
Oh!
[buzzing]
But if live music is what you're after,
Bikini Bottom's numerous venues have
exactly what you're looking fo.
Enjoy a night of smooth jazz
and cool clarinet solos at Jelly.
Squidward, yeah! Yeah, Squidward!
[whistling]
Or experience the incomparable Bubble Bowl.
Host to only the greatest bands Bikini Bottom has to offer.
And if you're hoping to discovr some up and coming talent,
the Recreation Center's concert series is
the perfect way to end your best day ever.
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ (Best day ever) ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ (Best day ever) ♪
How long do we have to keep this up?
Just til his little heart gives out, Squidward.
Just til his little heart gives out.
We hope to see you in Bikini Bottom soon.
For any further questions or inquiries about booking,
please contact the Bikini Bottom travel agency
for help planning your... best day ever.