What's up everybody, I'm Rob, and you're
watching the Man vs. Pin episode 100.5!
For those of you unfamiliar with the
point five is when I retry a project
that I royally f*cked up on. Hundreds, if not
millions of you suggested that I retry
all of my failed attempts before the
100th episode, in which I answered
absolutely fucking not. Some of you wanted an
hour-long episode, which I don't even
fucking know how to pull that one off.
I can't stand myself for fucking more than five
goddamn minutes, I have no idea how Corrine
does it. God bless her. I don't know what the fuck all of you are
getting out of this but whatever fucking floats your boat.
Whatever tickles your pickle.
A big shout-out to everyone who's been fucking ticklin'
their pickles since the fucking beginning. We
put out the first episode of Man vs. Pin
on November 16, 2013. Some of you weren't
even born yet!
What's up everybody, I'm Rob, welcome to
Man vs. Pin, the show where we find
something awesome on pinterest and then
try to remake it without looking like an
idiot. Which happens more than I'd like
to admit.
Total times I've cursed
in that episode 0. The internet was an innocent place
back then. Little did I fucking know what
it would become. We've seen a lot of blood,
we've shed a lot of tears. We've destroyed
countless amounts of innocent lives.
I got an email the other day from mother that said their
six-year-old was my biggest fan.
A six-year-old! This is what that looks
like in my brain.
Fuck.
I'm sorry. Just apologize to your parents for
me if you see them. Hopefully they know
nothing about this show whatsoever.
If they do, do they let you watch it? What are
your parents say about this show?
Pin-o-Meter™ what do you think buddy, what
do you think about the whole thing? A
hundred episodes, am I right? Fucking crazy!
*optimistic slide whistle sound*
The same thing I've been thinking since
the beginning.
How much longer can the show really last?
I don't fucking know.
For those of you who got the 100th
episode, we had a ton of fun shooting
that with Ben and Christine from SimplyNailogical.
*Satan laughs from the depths of hell* This getting weirder than I
thought it was gonna be.
We actually met those guys at VidCon
earlier this year. Now we're planning
family fucking vacations! So if you have any
future collaboration ideas for fucking Threadlogical,
be sure that you leave those
down in the comments. You know whenever
they come to you, whenever they fucking
pop-up. Finally moving on to the project
portion of this episode. I am going to be
re-attempting five of the most
fucked up, failed pins that I have tried doing.
It's been fucking over two years of making this fucking show.
I'm fucking, a goddamn DIY master at this
fucking point. I will own all these fucking projects! All
these projects are going to work..
Fuck. I don't know if all these projects are
gonna work. I don't even know how to fucking do
all these projects, anymore I have to fucking go
back and watch the goddamn videos
*angry muttering*
look at that little baby oh god the sandbowls
fuck those oh what ever happened to that shirt oh Jesus the beer
bottle glasses these fucking rainbow roses
what a fucking bunch of bullshit those were and
these goddamn nail polish flowers fuck
these things I don't know you guys I don't know
goddamn that was a fucking trip down
memory lane
alright let's do it video starts at 3:17 (close enough)
am I right? (kind of) Am I close? (stop stalling) I don't know coming
off of the fucking nail polish high that
I've been on for what seems like the
entire fucking week the first project that
I'm going to be really re-attempting is the
nail polish flowers from episode number
11 I've got a ton of leftover nail
polish Christine fucking gave me a shit
ton of holo so I'm going for it now for this
you just take some wire wrap it around a
circular object like a pencil or a
paintbrush you do that a couple times to
create the petals and then the stem and the *unintelligible mumble*
nope that looks like shit one more time you
take some wire you wrap it around your
circular object you twist it into a
little flower stem maybe grow a
little leaf on there close e-fucking-nough
now I'm using Christine's How
Deep Is Your Holo? and just lightly
brushing up against the pedals and nothing this
is the same fucking bullshit that happened before
I don't even fucking know I don't even understand it I'm
brushing it I'm catching all the sides
I'm making sure that there's enough on
the brush I just don't fucking understand how
it's just there's nothing
oh, oh shit I got it I fucking got it it's fucking possible
alright and I how did I do that
wait I think I got the technique
I got the fucking technique I
got it I fucking got it
you brush it from the one side to the
next I got once kind of swoop and you
get the whole fucking thing it's a fucking
technique and then once you got that
then this is fucking easy that look at fucking look at that
holy shit fucking finger nail flower its the fucking holo
the holo was fucking good luck, huh, who would have fucking thought
Rob: 1 Pinterest: 0
I hope fucking somebody's keeping track
alright now we're going on episode
number 17: How to Make a Sand Bowl for those
of you in the know you know the fucking bowls
are like my god damn archenemy me and bowls
don't get along
I'm giving them, just gotta give them another
shot so I picked up this blue sand from the
craft store ah just to fucking change it up a bit you
know why the fuck not
along with some Mod Podge I'm trying to say
it right Mard Parge happy? I'm blowing the
balloon
securing it into this bowl here now I
just mix my sand and my glue together
but this fucking sand container isn't fucking
opening for the love of fuck what is happening
here there's no way I can get in this
fucking thing
why doesn't anyone open test check these fucking
things I have to fucking use a knife fuck it I'm
just cutting through this motherfucker boom
open Jesus mixing all of this shit together
in a very thick consistency this time
you know the thicker the better less
runny it is the better your chances
are of shit fucking happening this is still
fucking a pain in the ass I don't even know no
it's definitely still fucking coming off you just
got to kind of glob it back on there if you
just monitor the situation here for a
little bit kind of put a little bit more
here on top and you know fix the cracks
and crevices ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's drying pretty fast that's the fucking
good thing
this has a fucking chance x2
I'm just gonna fucking put this over
to the side because this shit needs to fucking
dry for a couple days in the
meantime we're gonna go and tackle the
next pin from episode 26 fucking rainbow roses
it doesn't matter how many times I tell
people that this is completely fake and
that it was made in a factory like these
flowers are made specifically
bio-genetically fucking somewhere in a factory
this is the guy
this is the guy fucking who invented them it's a
bunch of bullshit but since there's a
fucking ton of botanists in the goddamn comments
I'm going to take all of your
suggestions and I'm going to put it
towards this new batch of rainbow flowers
not the right dye god you're so right you're so fucking
right
why didn't he put sugar in the water I
don't know why the fuck would I put sugar nobody told me
to put fucking sugar in the water and then
uh there's this one this guy need to study
photosynthesis
thank you so much for sounding like a fucking idiot
while trying to sound
fucking smart good one alright I got myself a
bouquet of roses here looking pretty
*manly squeal* fuck what the fuck haven't they made you genetically without
thorns yet?
I got it good god damn it alright once I fucking tip-toed
my way around the thorns
I'm just cutting down the stem here a
little bit and I'm taking this floral
dye that I got online and using this
needle to kind of extract it and then
inject it into various places along the
flower stem and bud super super
scientifically accurat-urat-ly together
what? One here, one there I'm doing a
couple different flowers here the fuck of it but
the craziest part is that in the first
couple minutes here you can totally see
the dye coming through the blue here the
red is fucking has these little veins
on the thing this is looking ten times cooler
than the last one that's for sure
shit this might just work while I was at the
store I also got these flowers to retest
a Man Vs Science episode number 6
Glow in the Dark Flowers not Man Vs Pin I
know but it's close enough it was a pinterest fucking
project I took the flower trimmed it
threw it into a little cup here
where I squeezed out some of the
highlighter juice and then just let that
sit and I don't know I'm gonna put
all these flowers aside moving on to the
next fucking one
DIY Moss Graffiti now a lot of you fucking thought
that I did the episode wrong when very clearly
in it
I told you that was a fucking artist that
did the whole thing fucking she's a professional
artist she grows the shit she puts it on
the fucking wall
it doesn't grow like that a ton of you
believe that this fucking Sick! Science
video also a 100th episode you think
that this animation at the end
is real and let me just tell you it is
not that's fucking bullshit it's called fucking Photoshop
After-Effects there's a ton of ways you
can do it so guess what I'm not gonna fucking
re-try this project because it's fucking stupid and it
doesn't work
alright well this is fucking enough for tonight
it's super fucking late I'm going to put all
these projects aside and let them dry
let them do their thing tomorrow come
back see what kind of state they're in and
fucking do some more *insane mumblings* I bid you farewell
night night good luck you guys good luck
alright we're back after a couple days
of having shit run its course and
things look interesting alright so we
got the sand bowl over here and we
lost a little bit over here on the side
we lost some down here but this is pretty
this is pretty fucking solid definitely doesn't
look like the fucking pin but again you know
made by some fucking professional artist
this thing this could turn out to an
actual bowl
this doesn't look that fucking bad I well I mean it
looks terrible actually but it's I think dry
think it's fucking ready oh jesus christ oh fuck phew
well it doesn't look that bad this doesn't look bad at all
this is a fucking piece of art right here this
is a fucking piece of art look at this fucking thing
huh?! I don't know you guys but that's a
bowl made out of sand that's a sand bowl
alright alright now you know that first
glance this rainbow roses not looking so
good looking so good that one is just fucking dead
looking right there
this one this one didn't make it it's
got some color to it though but
this however staying strong
look at that fucking colour action
I mean it's no fucking rainbow rose that's for
goddamn sure but I mean that looks alright you
know you'd give that somebody and they would
say oh it looks like you tried something
but you know that's not a complete and utter
fail
I don't know you guys I don't know this
I think is a half a point this is I'm going to
give it to myself because my fucking show
so I can do what I fucking want and I'm gonna say half
a point to the fucking rainbow roses
now over here we've got our
glow-in-the-dark flower I'm going to turn
off all the lights in order to get that
to work
oh yeah Christmas lights you're not a real
fucking youtuber unless you've got a lot
of fucking Christmas lights
pro tip let's see what we got here alright are
you ready for this you fucking ready for
this I'm not hold on give me a second
alright here we go boom huh well fuck nothing happened
I mean a little bit over here but same fucking
shit as last time I'm fucking declaring that this project
officially sucks
bullshit fucking glow-in-the-dark fucking flowers
everything fucking glow-in-the-dark is bullshit
after a hundred fucking episodes I hope that we have
all learned that fucking glow-in-the-dark shit
doesn't fucking work
it doesn't fucking work see that see that right
there doesn't fucking work all right just got to turn
back on the lights
ah jesus christ so moving on to the
next project this one this one has been
haunting me since fucking episode 16 cleaning
slime I used the wrong fucking glue I've been
hearing about it for two fucking years now I needed
clear glue and I needed to let the borax
dissolve a little bit more all of this
fucking new knowledge I'm putting into use right
now I add one tablespoon of water one
tablespoon of Elmer's glue clear glue
put some food coloring in it mix it up and then
and then in
another bowl I'm doing two tablespoons
of water 2 tablespoons of borax and mix
some of that shit up
um I don't know but it did this right
now I can't even fucking remember did I put two
spoonfuls of water in here shit
I don't remember fuck I was thinking about fucking
something else still all gritty do I have to
put it in hot water I don't fucking know
goddamn it alright so this water just got off the fucking
stove piping hot goddamn it I left the fucking bowls
down in the kitchen
(that's it)
(Rob is gone, will he ever come back?)
(Tune in next week!)
Got the bowls
Now we've got two tablespoons of hot water 2
tablespoons of the borax mix thoroughly a little
less granular alright that's enough
mixed right now we just mix both of
the bowls together apparently because
that's what I said in the last video and it just
magically changes right come on now
nooooo
hold on x2 i'm going to work it in here
work it in that's what you've got to do you gotta
work it
alright that looks worse than the fucking one
that I did originally I mean yeah its slime
it still has all this fucking granular bullshit I did all
all the fucking things you told me it's still shit
I feel like it's too much too much borax I'm going to
adjust the solution
alright how do I do that two tablespoons yes
except this time I'm going with only one
tablespoon borax breaking all the laws
trying new things
combined bowls mix it around looking closer
this is looking better not really that
slimey I just don't know how to fucking make
slime apparently I can't even make a fucking kid's
project after fucking three years on this
goddamn show alright awesome
well I failed I don't get a fucking point I don't
get a fucking point that's fine i'm alright
I'm alright with that I am alright with
Am I alright with that? Garhhhh!
huh
Well they make good stress balls if anything alright now
this fucking next project has been
plaging me since the very earliest days
of Man vs Pin episode 8 making beer
bottles into drinking glasses I tried the
fuck out of this project not once but twice I
did a point five on this already but I
think I fucking got it this time I think I fucking got it
first thing we gotta do is get yourself
some beer that is the easy part I'll be right back
*bottle cap exits stage left*
cheers to a hundred and something fucking episodes
ugh
I think I'm going to need to empty a couple of these
Let's fucking hang out we can have a beer together
I mean pfft you wanted a fucking an hour-long
episode let's just fucking talk
I just have a show called having a beer
with Rob that'd be awesome this actually good beer
Brooklyn Lager if you're fucking watching not spons
could be spons you know if you want
to get right down to it it's a real fucking funny
story but we we were about to just fucking
quit ThreadBanger altogether we had been
on YouTube for a number of years we
tried nothing was really working this
Man vs Corinne vs Pin fucking thing took
off in the next thing you know here we
are a hundred fucking episodes later I haven't
done a hundred of fucking anything in my life so
you know I know I don't say much I don't
open up enough but thank you guys for
watching and I doubt that you'll watch a
hundred more episodes but here's 200
more
Oh keep on doing it
until I fucking die I guess I don't know what else is there
what else could there have been that's the fucking question
banker? a poet? a real estate agent?
I could fucking kill in real estate
Na Zdorovie alright time to finish this fucking
beer off and get going alright we got
our empty now we take the bottle and you
gotta wrap the fucking string around it that you
soaked in alcohol and then you light it
on fire and then you put into this
bucket of fucking water and ice
it's a fucking process here goes nothing jesus
christ how did this fucking get knotted already
fucking kidding me what the shit
we've got this flammable alcohol over here and take the
string and just soak in that and around the bottle a couple times alright here
goes nothing literally here goes
absolutely nothing what the fuck oh there is
there good there goes slow burn happening
here I like it
all right dunk it in the bowl nothing
nothing happened at all
god dammit oh shit fuck alright ok one more time
oh yeah oh yeah got it we got it
I feel it this is it
boom that's really sharp that's the
closest I've ever gotten that came off this
is a nice little piece right here to
catch your lip on
I mean this one isn't that bad honestly
all except this fucking thing don't drink from that side
of the glass and you should be fine
well it's been a couple years and I've got a
better fucking solution and it is this an
five-dollar contraption that I bought
off of amazon and I guess you just put the
bottle in fucking the thing and it cuts it and
it makes you a glass and we're gonna fucking try that
because this is a bunch fucking bullshit
I'm not drinking out of that go fuck yourself I wanted to
take the label off with this hair dryer
but that didn't fucking work I then just
resorted to the old-fashioned way of
soaking it in water and fucking just
rubbing it off big fucking pain in the ass but
here it is a clean stickerless
beer bottle so now that we've got this
fancy device here we just put the bottle
down on it here slips right here into
the thing and then this little part cuts
it's got like I guess like a little
porcelain blade or something and then
you just twist it and turn it and you
just start seeing it starts cutting into the
glass here this is what we have fucking
wanted for years just keep on turning it
it's loud obnoxious annoying sounds terrible
oh yeah you keep on working it in there
just like that and it's kind of creating this little thing over here
*disaster strikes*
AHHH! Fuck!
Ah, shit, ah
Ah
Shit damn
Fuck
Ah, ah fuck (etc, etc)
goddamn it fucking bottle fucking bullshit ton
of other fucking projects to do but that's fucking not
gonna happen now I'm not trying any of
these fucking projects ever again if you fucking tell me
the goddamn score I fucking got 3/5
so fuck 'em
alright fucking subscribe like up fucking comment bullshit
*snippy noises*
hundred fucking more episodes my fucking
DICK
(Rob said "Fuck" 194 times)
("Shit" 29 times)
("Damn" 15 times)
(and "Dick" twice.)
(A grandtotal of 438.)
(Beautiful.)