Natasha: Hey everyone, welcome on KindaTV,
with your friendly neighborhood Natasha.
I am here in ♪ sunny California ♪
with my beautiful Carmilla Series co-star, Elise Bauman,
and the super dope, hilarious Amanda's [Miles] Chronicles!
Miles: Hello!
N: Thank you so much for coming on our channel!
M: Thank you for having me on your channel!
N: It is really exciting to have you on our channel, because
you are one of our O.G. fans. M: Oh my god!
N: But we're huge fans of you, so—
M: That's fun.
N: I feel like there's this—
That's fun!
M: That's cool!
N: So for those of you who came over from Amanda's [Miles's] channel,
if you are not familiar with Carmilla,
um, it's about vampires. . .
M: Lesbians.
Elise: Magical libraries.
M: Lesbians.
N: An overprotective dad.
M: Lesbians.
E: Harry Potter crafts.
M: Lesbians.
E: Natasha, I'm finding branches everywhere from when you fell
off the hammock the other day.
N: I don't know what you're talking about.
E: I just found another one.
N: I was feeling a little, like, not grounded after I got off the plane,
and I just needed to, like, connect with the earth.
E: Right.
N: So. . . took that out of your book.
and I was like, gonna do s—
N: Me, doing yoga is— E: Just roll around. Ah—
N: Yeah, me— she's like, running and doing yoga and—
Oh, sorry.
[stammers] Is there someone else here?
[laughter]
M: I'mma go.
[laughter]
N: You made a video with Carmillla puns— M: Oh, god. N: —after season one came out.
M: Carmilla's car is outta gas. Gotta Car-filla.
Lafontaine eats all the cookies in the Christmas Special,
Gonna Lafon-gain?
Carmilla dressed to Car-killa.
Like, back when I was, like, just baby gay,
I was still in the closet and I was like, "I love Carmilla. . ."
And, like, I got in trouble from my parents because I said "lesbians" in my video.
N: Hey I'm Natasha, and people keep try'na to steal my waffles.
Natasha Leggo-my-eggo-vanlis.
M: Laura cries her eyes out.
Laura Bawl-lis.
E: Carmilla's such a smooth talker,
She's such a. . . Charm-illa.
N: Kaitlyn Alexander's going fishing.
Bait-lyn Alexander.
M: Sophia Walker follows me around.
Sophia Stalker.
E: Ian Clark—who plays Vordie—has an evil twin.
Ian. . . Dark.
N: Enrico Colantoni likes to dance a lot.
En-freak-o. . .
Colantoni.
M: Annie solving math problems?
Annie Trigs. . . —onometry.
That's a math.
N: Lafontaine doesn't like any fixings on their burgers.
They like them Lafon-plain.
E: The Dean ain't so nice.
It's like she's not even a Dean Perry.
She's like a mean Perry.
M: Mel Callis trips.
Fell Callis.
N: Carmilla went to a farm recently.
She's Carmilla Farm-stein.
[Miles & Elise snapping & laughing]
M: Theo just loves the Titanic movie.
Leo.
E: I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let—
Annie went to Paris.
Annie London-Briggs is falling down.
M: Maddy Belmonde starts gossiping?
Catty Belmonde.
N: Lola Perry doesn't shave her pits.
They're . . . Lola-hairy.
M: Shannon's a masculine dude?
Man-non Cook.
N: Word on the street? Betty's a shapeshifter.
She's. . . Betty Spiels-morph.
M: Sherman Hollis becomes a die-hard fan of "Finding Nemo"?
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Hollis.
[laughter]
E: Beyoncé's new single just came out.
Everybody get in Le Feel [?] Formation.
It's for la-fil-for-mez, [?] in case you didn't—
[stammering] Lafil—Lafull-for—Lafullformez. Laf-ful— La-foof-form—
M: Carmilla Karnstein drops out of Silas University to join the circus?
Carmilla Carny-stein.
E: [making buzzing noises]
[Miles starts beatboxing]
[Elise starts beatboxing "bootsandcats" style]
[both beatboxing]
N: ♪ I'm a vampire ♪
♪ A straight-up V ♪
♪ I'll guzzle ya' down like a blood slurpee ♪
♪ Local gangs, ya' think you're tough? ♪
♪ Well I sleep in a crypt and I drink all the bloods ♪
♪ Ya' got 99 problems? Well I got none ♪
♪ So drop ya' stakes, 'cause I'll raise ya' some ♪
♪ I'm a creature of the night ♪
♪ I sleep during the day ♪
♪ Oh, did I mention? ♪
♪ I'm also pretty gay, ♪
♪ 'cause I'm Carmilla! ♪
[beatboxing continues]
M: Did you just do that?!
[laughter]
What just happened?!
E: Ha ha ha!
M: That was— That was something!
N: Thanks for inspiring the idea.
M: Yeah! You're welcome. It's cool, man.
N: This was super great.
M: Y-yeah!
N: Yeah. I love it. And we made a, a collab on your channel, as well!
M: We tried on Halloween costumes, and got pretty spoopy.
N: So you can check out that collab, there's a link in the description below.
Also, like, give us a thumbs-up. Leave us—
Uh, leave us some "lub," because—
"Lub?" L—Leave us some lub.
M: ♪ All you need is lub ♪ [snapping]
N: ♪ Dun-da-na-naaa ♪
[All:] ♪ All you need is lub ♪
N & E: ♪ Dun-dun-na-naa ♪
N: ♪ Mark, just slow-faaade out, and then ♪
♪ that's the end of this videoooo ♪
[laughter]
♪ [part of Carmilla theme— "Love Will Have Its Sacrifices" by Soles] ♪