Yeah. Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm taking that home. Look at this.
That’s good.
Thank you. Yes, I do feel more relaxed.
It's nice and warm too.
The bedroom.
Mm-hm.
"Rumours", Fleetwood Mac.
It's a real Sunday morning album, that one.
"Dreams".
Pint of Guinness.
Yeah.
This is brilliant.
I can see why LADbible do so well.
They're real people pleasers.
Oh, would you look at this?
Oh. I don't care that it's 11 o'clock,
or whatever it is.
Scorching heat.
Of course not.
This colour generally.
Casper's cousin.
Summer. Can't beat it.
That's a good question.
I sleep to green noise on Spotify.
You know all these different coloured noises they have these days
It's very like-
Sounds like airplanes.
Yeah. It's nice.
Petrol.
What happens when I finish this?
You know what's funny?
You think that that's not making it into the edit.
Yes, I would.
I actually just bought one of these on Amazon.
Thank you. I love this.
It doesn't have the same effect if you do-
Do you have anyone that could do this?
How's the pace? It's good.
Were you expecting this when you came to work today?
Yep.
Very relaxed.
A metal head massager from Amazon.
I can't say it.
I don't know.
This is getting weird now.
Yes, please.
I'm all of a sudden not relaxed.
I'm well aware.
Thanks for that. That was nice.
Yeah, yeah. Everyone stop laughing.
This is serious stuff.
I've been testing that theory this weekend actually.
I've tried it both ways.
Something I think about when I've got nothing else to do.
Watching LADbible videos.
No joke.
And then I'll just have a look and think, is that meant
to be over or under?
And I've tried both and I think,
I think gravity, when it's under, gravity pulls it down.
No, when it's over, gravity pulls it down quicker I find.
And just like you pull, all you have
to do is pull a little bit and it all goes down.
So I'm a bit of an under guy these days.
Yeah, but I might change this weekend. I'll try it again.
God.
Moving to the countryside and building
a house and a golf course.
I would.
Thank you.
A golf colouring book.
Half of these guys look like me, by the way.
They're like little
caricatures of me.
If you want, yeah.
Left alone.
You don't wanna be around me when I'm in a bad mood.
Mm.
Well, it's a golf colouring book,
so there's a lot of green.
So I'm just gonna start with -
I'm gonna start with that for a second.
Words of affirmation.
I love you, baby girl.
Leave it at that, yeah?
Yep. See?
Gotcha.
I do like pizza. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not really far.
But we're getting there.
He's got orange trousers.
Thank you.
Someone literally just got to Domino's?
Ah, look at that.
Garlic dip from Domino's.
I am quite a vanilla person, so, Margherita is my way.
That was nice.
A slice of pizza, a swig of Guinness,
a colouring book, a dressing gown. What a morning!
Laid in bed.
All warm watching the rain fall.
That's what I did for most of my life living in Ireland.
That's the only option.
Yeah, but I don't really want to talk about it.
Yeah.
I'll try.
I haven't got a strong reading age.
Here we go.
I actually had this book at home, weirdly enough. Never read it.
Would you like to hear a stanza?
Yeah. Do you like that?
Yeah.
"Flowers on Your Doorstep".
"You deserve flowers on your doorstep
and coffee in the morning.
You deserve notes left on your dashboard
and ice cream sundaes at 3am.
You deserve honesty every day and to be kissed every hour.
You deserve to be reminded how beautiful you are.
And if you let me, I'll show you every day.
I promise."
Namaste.
Is there a thing or person?
My guitar, my golf clubs, my girlfriend.
In no particular order-
'Cause I've named them very badly wrong.
I'm sorry.
No particular order.
Oh, I'm going to get in trouble.
My girlfriend.
Not the golf clubs.
A puppy.
Yeah. Shut your mouth.
Shut up.
Hello.
Come sit.
Hello.
This is-
Peggy! Look at me.
Come here. Turn around.
Hello. How are you?
Look how cute this is!
Peggy's got no interest.
Bye, Peggy.
Peggy wants Guinness.
Everything.
All of it.
The older I've gotten, the more grateful I've become.
I've been very lucky in my life, so I can't-
I am grateful for it all.
Come on, Peg.
Yeah. Too relaxed.
I have to go and do a full day's work now.
But thank you.
Look at this.
Mummy's proud of you, Peggy.