I
I FEEL
I FEEL LIKE WE HAD A LOT OF NEW HSN CUSTOMERS
NOW, PEOPLE ARE AT HOME,
SHOPPING MORE WITH US.
IF YOU NEVER HEARD WHAT
PROFESSOR AMOS IS ABOUT,
IT IS ALWAYS ABOUT DOING
SOMETHING EASY.
SOMETHING EASY. THIS IS SOMETHING WE ALL
DEAL WITH.
DEAL WITH. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN
YOUR SHOWER OR TUB. ONE,
YOU HAD A VERY SLOW
MOVING TUB OR YOU HAD
THAT MOMENT WHERE IT IS
A CLOG AND YOU HAD TO
CALL A PROFESSIONAL AND
HAD TO DO EASILY LIKE
$150 FOR SOMEONE TO WALK
THROUGH THE DOOR.
IT IS EXPENSIVE, IT IS
TIME-CONSUMING.
TIME-CONSUMING. IF YOU GO TO THE GROCERY
STORE AND GET SOMETHING
, POURING IT DOWN THE
DRAIN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT IS GOING DOWN, YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
DOING TO YOUR PIPES.
THIS IS THE ANSWER.
I TELL YOU, GO READ THE
CUSTOMER REVIEWS, THIS
IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT.
DIFFERENT. THIS IS A 2-PACK YOU ARE
GETTING ON THE SUPERFAST
DRAIN CLEANER OF
PROFESSOR AMOS.
PROFESSOR AMOS. $34.95, REFLEX PAYMENTS,
WHAT IS GOING DOWN THERE
IS HAIR WHETHER IT IS
YOU, YOUR PETS, GREECE,
IF YOU SEE WHAT IS GOING
DOWN YOUR DRAIN, IT IS
NOT NICE.
NOT NICE.
NOT NICE. WE WILL SHOW YOU.
I WILL HAVE PROFESSOR
AMOS' SON JOIN US, AMOS
HARP III.
HARP III.
HARP III. >> Guest: HEY, HOW ARE
YOU DOING?
YOU DOING? >> Guest: IF YOU'RE NEW
TO THE SITUATION, WE DO
A LITTLE DANCING
BECAUSE OUR DRAINS ARE
HAPPY, WE ARE HAPPY.
>> Guest: THAT'S IT,
WHEN YOU'RE DRAINS ARE
HAPPY YOU ARE
DEFINITELY HAPPY.
DEFINITELY HAPPY. YOU'RE DRAINS ARE OUT OF
SIGHT OUT OF MIND.
WHEN YOU HAVE A CLOG AT
HOME, YOU NEED A
PROPRIETARY FORMULA,
PROPRIETARY FORMULA, SOMETHING THAT BREAKS
DOWN THE GREASE IN YOUR
LINES WITHOUT BREAKING
DOWN YOUR LINES.
YOU TAKE 6 TO 8 OUNCES
OF SUPERFAST, POUR IT
DOWN THE DRAIN, IT HAS
ACCELERATED FROM YOU,
WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU,
IT WORKS ON CONTACT, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO WAIT 60
MINUTES, IT WORKS IN 10
SECONDS.
SECONDS.
SECONDS. IT TURNS YOUR HAIR AND
FOOD AND GREASE AND OIL
INTO FOAM @. IT TURNS
EVERYTHING INTO FOAM.
IT BREAKS DOWN INTO
LIQUID, INEVITABLY THIS
WILL RUN THROUGH THE
DRAIN LINE, RUN HOT
WATER 5 MINUTES, IT
WILL BE SQUEAKY CLEAN
UNLIKE THESE CONSUMER
PRODUCTS YOU HAVE SEEN
AT THE STORE, YOU USE
THESE ALL THE TIME, HOME
STORES, THE DEPOT SELLS
THEM, I READ A LABEL AT
THE BACK OF THE BOTTLE,
PRODUCTS LIKE THESE
CONTAIN ACID, AMMONIA,
ANIMAL FAT AND LIME.
POUR THAT BOTTLE DOWN
THE DRAIN LINE.
90 % OF THOSE CHEMICALS
WHOSE PAST THE CLOG,
THEY END UP AT THE CURVE
UNIT, THAT IS CALLED A
TRAP, DESIGNED TO KEEP
VOTERS FROM COMING UP
AND GOING TO THE HOUSE.
THE CHEMICALS SITTING
THERE BUILDING HEAT.
THEY BUILT HEAT OF 160
DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, YOUR
PIPES ARE NOT
BULLETPROOF, THAT IS WAY
TOO HOT.
TOO HOT.
TOO HOT. WHEN YOU'RE PIPES GO FROM
COLD TO EXTREME WE HOT,
THEY CRACK.
THEY CRACK. I BELIEVE THAT ONE
MINUTE, WE WILL SEE IF
ANYTHING HAPPENS WITH
THAT CONSUMER PRODUCT
FROM THE STORE.
DON'T BLINK BECAUSE YOU
WILL MISS IT.
TINA, ACCOUNT FOR
YOURSELF WITH THIS
ACCELERATED FORMULA, HOW
LONG DOES IT TAKE THE
PRODUCT TO GO TO WORK
AND BREAK DOWN THE
GREASE, LAST WEEK'S
FOOD, LAST MONTH PUFF
FOOD? THERE IT IS RIGHT
THERE, 10 SECONDS OR
LESS.
LESS.
LESS. >>
LESS. >> Host: LOOK AT IT GO.
>> Guest: I LOVE IT.
YOU LEAVE IT SITTING,
BREAK DOWN, GIVE IT A
GOOD 10 MINUTES, RUN HOT
WATER FOR 5 MINUTES.
RIGHT BACK TO TEST TUBE
NUMBER 2, IF YOU NEVER
KNEW THIS BEFORE, USE
THE PRODUCTS FROM THE
STORE, THEY TAKE ON THE
BACK OF THE BOTTLE,
DON'T MIX CHEMICALS, YOU
CAN HAVE A BAD REACTION.
SINCE WE HAVE AN
INNOVATIVE DRAIN
INNOVATIVE DRAIN CLEANING METHOD,
CLEANING METHOD, PROFESSOR AMOS
PROFESSOR AMOS SUPERFAST, YOU CAN GO
OVER TOP OF THE
CHEMICALS, THERE IS NO
AMMONIA OR ACID INSIDE,
TAKE 6 TO 8 OUNCES RIGHT
OVER TOP OF THE
CHEMICALS, HE GOES TO
WORK ON CONTACT WITH
THAT ACCELERATED
THAT ACCELERATED FORMULA, BREAKING DOWN
THE GREASE AND OIL
THROUGH THE STANDING
CHEMICALS, LEAVE IT SIT
10 MINUTES, LOOK AT IT
GO TO WORK, LET THE
PRODUCT DO THE WORK SO
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
WE WANT YOU TO WORK
SMARTER, NOT HARDER.
THERE'S NO NEED TO GRAB
THE PLUNGER OR THE SNAKE
OR PUT IT ON YOUR DRAIN
LINE.
LINE.
LINE. >>
LINE. >> Host: THE REASON THAT
IS IMPORTANT IS BECAUSE
WHAT I WAS SAYING
EARLIER, IF YOU ARE
STANDING IN IT AND IT IS
RUNNING SLOW, DON'T WAIT
TO BE IN THAT MOMENT.
WE WANT TO WORK FAST, IF
YOU'RE RUNNING IT IN THE
MORNING, THAT IS THE
TIME YOU NEED IT TO RUN
FAST.
FAST.
FAST. IF
FAST. IF IT IS RUNNING SLOW,
YOU'RE ON BOUGHT TIME AT
THIS POINT.
THIS POINT. YOU STARTED THIS WHOLE
CONVERSATION WITH ME,
YOU TALKED ABOUT KEEPING
IT CLEAN AND KEEPING IT
THAT WAY, DON'T WAIT FOR
THAT TO BE A PROBLEM.
AND ALSO GETTING SOMEONE
TO WALK THROUGH YOUR
DOOR, BY THE WAY, WE ARE
AT A POINT IN TIME WHERE
WE WOULD LIKE LESS
PEOPLE TO COME INTO OUR
HOME.
HOME.
HOME. FOR
HOME. FOR SOMEONE TO WALK
THROUGH YOUR DOOR, THEY
HAVE NOT EVEN LOOKED AT
ANYTHING, YOU ARE GIVING
MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKET.
HAVING THIS IN YOUR HOME
RIGHT NOW, $34.95,
HAVING IT AT YOUR
DISPOSAL, YOU ALREADY
SAVE YOURSELF CASH.
>> Guest: ABSOLUTELY.
DON'T WAIT FOR THE
PROBLEM, IT IS NOT IF,
IT IS WHEN.
YOU WILL HAVE A CLOG,
TOUGH TIMES RIGHT NOW,
THINK ABOUT HOW ME TIMES
IN ONE DAY YOU ARE
WASHING YOUR HANDS OR
CLEANING SOMETHING, ALL
OF THE BODY OILS AND
SOILS AND GREASE THAT
GOES DOWN THE DRAIN.
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS,
THAT GRIME GOES DOWN
THERE, THE DETERGENT,
ALL THE ANIMAL FAT GOES
DOWN THE DRAIN LINE.
WHEN THEY HARDEN, THEY
STICK TO THE SIDEWALK,
THEIR STICKY AND OILY,
LIKE A RESIDUE ON THE
INSIDE OF THE DRAIN
LINE.
LINE.
LINE. IS
LINE. IS IN HIS HAIR OR SOME
TYPE OF DEBRIS GOES
DOWN, IT STICKS TO THE
SIDEWALL AND HARDENS AND
SOLIDIFIES BEFORE YOU
KNOW IT.
KNOW IT.
KNOW IT. MAINTENANCE OF THE DRAIN
LINE SO YOU DON'T HAVE A
PROBLEM AT THE WRONG
TIME.
TIME.
TIME. I
TIME. I WANT TO SHOW
SOMETHING, WE DID OUR
HOMEWORK, THE DIRTIEST
PLACE IN YOUR WHOLE
HOUSE IS THE INSIDE OF
YOUR DRAIN LINE OF THE
KITCHEN SINK.
KITCHEN SINK. 500,000 PARTICLES OF
EXTERIOR PER SQUARE INCH
IN THE DRAIN LINE OF
YOUR KITCHEN SINK. YOU
HAVE TO ELIMINATE THAT,
IT IS A FOOD SOURCE FOR
BUGS AND CRITTERS BUT IF
YOU DON'T ELIMINATE
THAT, THE BUGS ARE
HAVING A FEEDING FRENZY,
HAVING A PARTY.
THEY ARE SINGING, ♪ WE
ARE FAMILY, COME ON
EVERYBODY AND SAYING ♪
THEY DON'T WANT TO GO,
ELIMINATE THE FOOD
SOURCE, THAT IS WHAT OUR
SUPERFAST DRAIN CLEANER
DOES, IT BREAKS IT ALL
DOWN INTO FOAM.
I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW,
EVERY CLOG CONSISTS OF
SOME HAIR.
SOME HAIR. WE HAVE ONE OF THE ONLY
HAIR DISSOLVING FORMULAS
IN THE COUNTRY WE KNOW
OF HERE ON HSN.
I WILL SHOW YOU A TIME-
LAPSE VIDEO OF WHAT IT
DOES TO HAIR, IF IT IS
PET HAIR, HUMID HAIR,
FUZZ, LINT OR FUR, IT
TAKES 10 MINUTES FOR
THAT TO BREAK DOWN INTO
FOAM, IT IS AMAZING.
HAIR IS THE NUMBER ONE
CULPRIT WHEN IT COMES TO
YOUR CLOG AT HOME, IT
ABSOLUTELY IS.
ABSOLUTELY IS. IF YOU DON'T CLEAN YOUR
DRAIN LINE, LET ME SHOW
THIS, YOU HAVE DOGS,
PETS, ROVER THE GOLDEN
RETRIEVER, YOU BASED ONE
TIME, YOUR DRAIN LOOKS
LIKE THAT, THE HAIR
CLINGS TO THE WALL.
DON'T WAIT FOR THE
PROBLEM, BE PROACTIVE.
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH
WEAR AND TEAR IS GOING
DOWN YOUR DRAIN LINE
RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT NOW. THERE'S NO JOB TOO BIG
OR SMALL FOR YOUR DRAIN
LINES.
LINES.
LINES. THIS BIG ONE THAT GOES
FROM THE HOUSE TO THE
SIDEWALK DOWN TO THE
CITY SANITATION, I PUT 8
OUNCES OF SUPERFAST IN
TEST TUBE NUMBER ONE.
TEST TUBE NUMBER 2, I
POURED THE WHOLE BOTTLE
INTO TEST TUBE NUMBER 2,
IT SMELLED SO BAD FROM
THE ACID , FROM THE
AMMONIA.
AMMONIA.
AMMONIA. YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE
CHEMICALS SITTING THERE,
THERE IS WHAT HAPPENS,
BUILT HEAT OF 160
DEGREES FAHRENHEIT,
DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, REMEMBER THAT WILL CRACK
YOUR DRAIN LINE, IT IS
NOT MADE TO GET THAT
HOT.
HOT.
HOT. MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE
RANCH, DO YOU SEE WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
HAPPENING? ALL OF THE GREASE,
GRIME, AND OIL, ALL OF
THE LOTIONS AND POTIONS
THAT WENT DOWN THE
DRAIN, SAPONIFY IT AND
TURNED IT INTO FOAM.
IT IS SAFE ON YOUR PVC
PIPES, GALVANIZED STEEL,
COPPER LINES, COPPER
LINES, IF YOU USED A
PRODUCT LIKE THIS IN
THOSE APPLICATIONS, YOU
WILL SEE WEAR AND TEAR,
USE IT IN YOUR DESIGNER
SINK, IN THE BATHROOM,
IT MIGHT ETCH THE GLASS.
SUPERFAST IS SO SAFE, IT
WILL NOT HURT THE SINK,
IT WILL GO TO WORK AND
BREAK DOWN ALL THE
GREASE AND OIL,
TOOTHPASTE, MAKEUP AND
HAIR AND FOOD DOWN THERE
IN YOUR DRAIN LINE.
IT IS SAFE, I SAID IT IS
SAFE ON COPPER AND PVC,
GALVANIZED STEEL.
GALVANIZED STEEL. HERE'S THE SCIENCE, LET
ME TALK ABOUT THE
SCIENCE, WHEN OUR FORMULA
COMES INTO CONTACT WITH
YOUR CLOG, ANYTHING THAT
TURNS AND FROM OIL TO
FOAM, THAT IS SAPONIFY.
SUPERFAST DURING THE
READING INTO FOAM AND
BREAKS DOWN INTO LIQUID,
YOU RUN HOT WATER.
IT IS THE CLEANING
TECHNOLOGY IN THERE.
IF YOU'RE JUST TUNING
IN, I WANT YOU TO SEE
THIS ONE MORE TIME, 6 TO
8 OUNCES DONE A TOTALLY
CLOGGED DRAIN, THAT IS
WHY YOU NEED, IT GOES TO
WORK INSTANTLY.
WORK INSTANTLY. IF YOU HAVE A SMELLY
DRAIN AT HOME, DON'T USE
6 OUNCES, ALL YOU USE IS
2 TO 4 OUNCES LIKE A
SMELLY DRAIN.
SMELLY DRAIN. SUPERFAST TURNS YOUR
HAIR INTO FOAM, FOOD
INTO FOAM HIM ALL OF
YOUR GREASE AND OIL
TURNS INTO FOAM, IT IS
CALLED SAPONIFY, THAT IS
HOW IT WORKS.
>> Host: I LOVE WHAT YOU
SAID ABOUT THE STINK IN
THE SINK, INDICATION
SOMETHING IS IN THERE,
SOMETHING GOING ON.
IF YOU START TO SMELL
SOMETHING, MAYBE NOT
CLOGGED OR WHATEVER, IT
IS GIVING YOU THOSE
TELLTALE SIGNS SOMETHING
IS GOING ON.
DON'T FORGET, YOU GET A
2-PACK TODAY OF 32
OUNCES TO GET THIS HOME
FOR THE FUTURE PRICE OF
$34.95.
$34.95.
$34.95. I
$34.95. I GET IT, MAYBE YOU HAVE
GONE TO THE STORE AND
GRABBED SOMETHING OFF
THE SHELF AND TOOK IT
OFF AND IT DID NOT WORK,
I DON'T GET IT, WHAT IS
THE THING?
THE THING? GET IT HOME AND TRY IT.
GET IT HOME AND TRY IT,
THIS FALLS UNDERNEATH
THE 90 DAYS WE ARE
GIVING ANYTHING ON HSN,
GET IT HOME, USE IT IN
YOUR SINK, TUB OR
SHOWER, WHATEVER IT IS.
LIKE AMOS SAID, IT WILL
WORK WITH PIPES, NEW OR
OLD, WHATEVER THE CASE
MAY BE.
MAY BE.
MAY BE. WHAT ARE YOU SAVING
YOURSELF?
YOURSELF?
YOURSELF? HUNDRED SOMETHING
HUNDRED SOMETHING DOLLARS YOU WOULD BE
CHARGED FOR SOMETHING
FOR SOMEBODY TO STEP
FOOT INTO YOUR HOME.
THAT IS A HUGE SAVINGS I
WOULD SAY.
WOULD SAY. >> Guest: THAT IS A
GREAT SAVINGS.
GREAT SAVINGS. CHINA THE ITEM NUMBER IS
084-470.
084-470.
084-470. IF YOU ARE A NEW HSN
CUSTOMER, YOUR NEW, I
GET THAT QUESTION ALL
THE TIME, PEOPLE ARE
LIKE, TELL ME MORE ABOUT
HSN.
HSN.
HSN. PROFESSOR AMOS HAS BEEN
HERE AT HSN FOREVER AND
EVER.
EVER.
EVER. IT
EVER. IT IS ONE OF THE THINGS
HSN IS KNOWN FOR WHEN WE
ARE TALKING ABOUT
WORKING SMARTER, NOT
HARDER.
HARDER.
HARDER. THIS IS ONE OF THE TRUE
AND TRIED ICONIC ITEMS
WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT,
BREAK IT INTO 3 FLEX
PAYMENTS.
PAYMENTS.
PAYMENTS. I LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT,
AMOS, POUR IT IN , FAST,
FAST, FAST.
FAST, FAST. THINK ABOUT THAT IN YOUR
OWN PIPES AT HOME, WE
CAN'T SEE WHAT IS GOING
ON.
ON.
ON. THAT
ON. THAT IS WHAT YOU GIVE
US, A VISUAL.
>> Guest: THAT IS THE
VISUAL, THE HAIR, THE
FOOD, THE GREASE TURNS
INTO FOAM.
INTO FOAM. IT IS NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH
ACID OR BLEACH OR HOW
MUCH AMMONIA IS IN YOUR
PRODUCT, IT IS ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT WILL
BREAK IT DOWN AND
SAPONIFY IT WITHOUT
CREATING HEAT IN YOUR
PIPES OR CREATING WEAR
AND TEAR.
AND TEAR.
AND TEAR. JUST A YOU KNOW, THIS IS
NOT A DRAIN OPENER, THIS
IS A DRAIN CLEANER.
THIS PRODUCT WILL OPEN
AND CLEAN YOUR DRAIN
LINE ALL THE WAY DOWN SO
THERE IS NOTHING STINKY
OR OILY.
OR OILY.
OR OILY. TEST TUBE NUMBER 2, I
USED A CONSUMER PRODUCT
HERE, NOTHING HAPPENED,
IT IS SITTING THERE,
SMELLED BAD, IT WILL
MAKE YOU SNEEZE OR
WHEEZE, THERE'S 8 OUNCES
OF SUPERFAST RIGHT OVER
TOP THE ACID.
>> Guest: I LOVE IT OF
YOU GO WIN FROM THE
OTHER GUYS.
OTHER GUYS. BY THE WAY, PROFESSOR
AMOS DOESN'T JUST HAVE
THIS, WE HAVE A WHOLE
LINE.
LINE.
LINE. WE
LINE. WE ALSO HAVE THE P.M.
POWDER ON HSN.COM.
THIS IS