Hello, hello, hello!
This is Sahil Khattar
and if you remember correctly,
we did a video on Being Indian
called Mumbai Darshan 360 Degree.
Everyone was like, "Dude!"
"What a trip."
We've taken that trip down south
Can you see me?
Go left
Swipe right
This is a lake!
Now that's a car.
Can't see me?
That's because
I'm here!
On my left, there is garden,
on my right, there is more garden.
This is the city of gardens,
welcome to namma Bengaluru.
The pub city of India
and it's infamous for getting traffucked.
Traffucked is for when you're stuck in traffic.
But here in the early morning
that's never going to happen.
Because this is Cubbon Park,
where no motor vehicles enter between 5 and 8 AM.
Cycles are allowed, so people use those.
Here people come for a morning jog, and
then sometimes find a nearby place to hog.
Many people jog like this...
Others jog with their shoulders,
their legs don't know much about it.
Yet others jog like it's a brisk walk.
Swipe left
Feel free
This is Vidhana Soudha
When this building was made,
the budget was 1.75 crores.
The annual maintenance is 2 crores!
Then the government realised it's
too expensive, and not everything
fits either.
So they made a replica,
called Vikas Soudha.
You can see it if you swipe left.
If you go 180 degrees you'll see trees,
and if you part them in a local garden,
you'll see some couples K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
If you do part those trees in Bangalore though,
you'll see where you're sent if you're caught
for such behaviour.
That's the Bangalore High Court.
Now I'm running to breakfast,
I'm hungry for authentic Bangalorean food!
Now we're outside Veena Stores!
This store is in its mid-forties
and it's so successful, it doesn't wait
for people. But people wait for food here.
This is authentic Bangalorean food!
Time for introductions.
This way we have Kesari Baath and Khara Baath
If you eat the whole of them,
you'll have a foodgasm and a blast!
If you swipe more in that direction,
you'll see some Tamarind Rice,
locally called Puliyogre.
On further swiping you'll be back by me,
you'll find steamed rice and sugar-free donut
with coconut soup.
That's basically
Idli, vada, chutney!
In my hand, there's Bissibillebaath.
Often confused as hectic cat shower.
Busy Billi Bath...
You know what I mean?
I will have some.
You will have some?
Behind me is UB City Mall.
This is India's first super-luxury mall.
5-star experiences are found here.
If you want to use the loo,
all you do is open the washroom door
and ambient music starts playing.
It's a great mood change,
to have such pleasant sounds in the loo.
As soon as you're done with the loo,
there's someone to give you hand towels.
How epic can it be!
Parking charges here are nominal.
Premium parking is 1000 bucks per hour.
So if your car is here for a day,
it costs a month's pay.
You have to hear this out.
The neurotic dichotomy of the
diaspora of the fundmentals of
intellectuality are inversely
proportionate to the osmosis of
the intensity of feeling super-cali-
fragilistic-expi-ala-docius.
This is just brilliant!
Well,
(hums cartoon theme music)
Now that you know my truth
I'll tell you about this place.
Bangaloreans come here to read,
and their brains blossom into thinkers.
That is why this place is called Blossom.
It's the largest second-hand bookstore
in India.
It's 3 levels high, and people come here
and get high on stories.
They have all genres of books!
Philosophy, psychology, children's,
romance, crime, sci-fi fantasy,
classic...
If you're a book-thief, then
this store is under CCTV surveillance.
So, don't cha!
As Rajkumar's legend goes:
If you come today, it's too early.
If you come tomorrow, it's too late.
Dirty minds, all of you.
I was talking about food, guys.
From the 5-star experience of UB City Mall,
we're now at Koshy's.
What are you having?
Stroopwafel!
What's that?
Tell us poor folk too.
It's a Dutch waffle, which is
toasted over steaming coffee,
which melts the sugar a little,
and then...
Like biscuits for the posh?
So now you know the menu here is
handcrafted to keep your mouth drooling.
They also give you tissues to wipe it clean.
Epic place, epic coffee, epic food.
Epic people have eaten here too.
Queen Elizabeth, Jawaharlal Nehru,
and now...
All work and no play makes Sahil a dull boy.
We don't want that.
That's why I'm here
to have a glass of beer.
One of the most famous breweries of our Bengaluru
is Toit, where the locals come to get tight,
and then they party like it's a birth right.
Swipe there, you'll see people chilling.
Now look here,
okay, it's just a wall.
But if you look up, gorgeous interiors!
If you look there, there are cylinders.
Live beer is brewed from these,
and these cylinders are too big for a kitchen,
but we know of many kitchens
small enough to fit inside them.
That's where the unique beer flavours come from.
Today I'm not a tea-seller,
but a beer hustler.
Here's banana, orange, chilly,
chocolate, hoppy, hoppier.
If you have all of it, you'll become happier.
Now let's go to another cool place
making it fun to be Bangalorean!
The party doesn't stop till we walk out.
Welcome to Hangover.
This isn't what you'll have tomorrow,
but the name of this place.
What a vibe, because of the tribe.
The crowd is so cool, everybody just wants
to have a good time over here.
They come to dance their asses off,
and not just have a dance off.
You'll see the speciality of this place
if you swipe left.
See that minivan there?
Which is a portable bar?
That concept is inspired from Bangkok!
So this was Bengaluru 360 Degree Darshan!
This city was extremely fun!
So why don't you comment below
with which part of the count, of the count,
of the country,
you want us to visit, you want us to visit,
you want us to visit for free.
Tell us now, just don't type out curses as comments.
Call us to your city, and get a free 360 degree darshan.
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We'll see you in the next city,
where we'll go round and round
to give you a 360 degree darshan experience.