- Hi guys, it's Jordan
and I'm with my sister, Audrey,
and today we'll be doing something that was much requested.
We are going to reading my dream journal.
So this is my dream journal.
I only have one and it's super small,
it's like a little baby composition notebook.
I started writing in it as soon I woke up,
so I would have the dream, then I'd wake up
and immediately write in it
so I wouldn't forget about the dream
so my handwriting was super crazy in it.
So this is from a while back ago.
Let's read it.
Alright, oh this is a long one.
Okay, let's read this one. - I had a dream book.
- I have no clue what this is.
Okay, I had a dream where there was only a few families
left on earth and that monsters had taken over.
Oh no.
Audrey had this lucky charm thing,
that made her able to get rid of the monsters with ease.
- [Both] With ease. (Jordan laughs)
The rest of us struggled to survive.
(Jordan laughs) - I'm just awesome like that.
- There was this one person that was rich.
I,
I overheard him talking to his companion
and I figured out that the rich guy made the girl his slave.
I told my family that he had put a spell on her
to make her be his slave.
They half-believed me. (laughs)
The rich guy invited me over
so I took my family I was going over there
and that I was going to be careful.
Why would I go to this guy's house?
- When he has a slave.
- Seriously he seems like a really bad guy.
Okay then.
When I went over we ate and played a game.
I wonder what game it was, I have no clue.
Then he turned the lights off and said,
Then he turned off the lights and he said,
"Let's sit on the ground and then look at this light."
- What dreams are you having?
- This is really weird.
As I was looking at the light,
the girl clips this thing on my arm
and she started pumping.
Oh this sounds like a doctor dream,
like he's trying to perform surgery.
Okay, I said I had to leave
and I zoomed right out of there.
- Zoom. - I zoomed right out of there.
Okay, and then I showed my family my arm
and it was swollen and bruised.
Why would I even go to this guy's house in the first place?
- Oh my gosh.
- It just seems so weird.
Okay, I also explained that the way over there,
I almost fell over.
Then this other family came in
and told me that the rich guy was putting a spell on me.
Then I woke up.
- So the pump thing must be the spell.
- So he invited me over,
so that way I would go eat dinner
and then he tried to put a spell on me.
- I think, - To capture me too.
- the game was the spell.
- Probably.
That is so, that is weird.
(Jordan laughs)
What a weird dream.
- I can't believe you even remembered all that
when you woke up.
I had a dream where I lived with a roommate
and I forgot what he said to me.
The end. (Jordan laughs)
Wow, nice dream.
And your roommate's a guy?
- Yeah, and I forgot what he said to me.
(Jordan laughs)
Okay. (laughs)
That was a really short dream.
Okay, okay I'm gonna read this one.
Alright.
I had a dream that we went to an apartment
that was fancy and tall. (laughs)
- Wow.
Tall in capital letters.
- It must have been like wow. - It was tall.
- Okay, we lived at the top of the apartment.
Great and I love heights,
I have feeling I know what this dream is gonna be about.
- It's a nightmare.
- Oh man.
I had a couple of friends over
and we slept on the porch,
which is attached to the top room.
(Jordan laughs) - Oh wow.
Why did you sleep...
It's a balcony not a porch. (Jordan laughs)
I don't think you knew what a balcony was.
- I don't think it did either.
Why did I sleep on the porch?
That's such a bad idea.
Okay.
- It's like you could just roll off and then.
- Seriously.
Okay.
Then the porch tilted and we almost fell.
- Told you.
- Lol.
I screamed for my uncle and my dad.
- Right, uncle.
Uncle, Dad.
- Uncle, Dad. (laughs)
(Jordan screams)
Okay, they came and tried to get us
but I was on the edge, about to fall,
so I grabbed my friend shirt and was dangling.
Then I woke up. (laughs)
- So you grabbed her shirt
and was like on the edge. (Jordan screams)
(Jordan laughs) - A lot of your dreams are,
- Nightmares. - Nightmares.
- 'Cause first I've had one where I've gotten hurt
then I've had one where I almost fell.
Then I had a roommate one,
I have no clue what that was about but...
(Jordan laughs)
Two nightmares already.
I guess I don't even know.
Hopefully we get a good dream in here.
- I had a dream today that Leprechauns came
and trashed our house.
I forgot the rest of my dream.
(both laugh)
- Why do I have such short dreams?
The good ones are so short.
- I think I remember you telling me that.
'Cause you had a dream,
Leprechauns were like dancing around you
on your little bed. - Oh yeah.
I wonder why I didn't write that down.
Okay I'm gonna read this one.
Today I had a dream where our friend's dog was my dog
and he was living with me on a super weird zoo slash farm.
(Jordan laughs) - You lived at a zoo?
(Jordan laughs) - I don't know.
- What?
- I have such weird dreams,
I don't even know where this is going.
I'm guessing it was a game or something,
because Audrey was a couple of animals.
(both laugh)
- What kind of animals?
How come I'm in every single one of your dreams?
- I don't know. (Jordan laughs)
Oh and then that dream ends
and it says like immediately after it says,
another dream was that we went to church
but it was different
and everyone brought a snack for the lesson.
(Jordan sniggers)
- That's great.
At least it wasn't a nightmare.
- Yeah.
That's so weird.
So apparently in that dream... - And I was an animal.
- I had a dream where a friend's dog was my dog,
we were living on a farm
and Audrey was a couple of the animals.
How is she a couple of the animals?
- Just y'know,
just multiple personalities here.
I had a dream today...
Oh my gosh, I'm sick,
so if I sound really weird, that's why.
- Stay away. (laughs)
- I had a dream today that Audrey and Jacob
had tons of statues of them and they were huge.
(Jordan laughs)
And I had... - Audrey again.
(Jordan laughs) - Of course.
And I had move them around.
I feel like it's chess,
I feel like Jacob and I are chess.
We're a ton of statues. - Yeah.
- And you have to move us around.
(Jordan laughs) - We're like chess.
- That is so weird.
Okay then.
See my dreams are super weird and...
- Apparently I can be an animal,
I can be a statue, I could be anything.
- Yeah.
Okay this one's a little bit freaky.
Okay, I had a dream that I went to middle school
and it was super hard.
This is before I went into middle school, I think.
- In elementary? - This is elementary school.
So I just followed some boys that were in my class
(laughs) around the whole school,
and it was super boring in class.
I also had a dream...
Oh that dream ends, okay.
I also had a dream where my whole family and me
went into a log cabin place in the worlds.
Okay I think this is the part
where it starts to get really creepy.
(Audrey laughs)
But it wasn't really a log cabin,
and there was a dead pig hanging on a rope,
on a cabin by, next to ours.
(Jordan laughs) - You have twisted mind.
- I remember dreaming about this
and I woke up and I was freaking out
and I was like (Jordan gasps for breath)
'cause we went to the cabin
and it was like "sweet little cabin"
and then we looked to our neighbors
and they were like freaky and they had a dead pig,
hanging right next to their cabin
and it was super creepy.
I remember having that dream
and it was super freaky.
- Okay my dreams are not like yours.
(Jordan laughs)
If you guys want to see me do my dream journal,
comment down below
'cause I've got some funny ones too.
- So I don't have very many dreams in this dream journal
'cause I kind of went through a while
where I had dreams, but I didn't remember it when I woke up,
and now I have dreams but I don't remember it,
but when I do actually remember, it's a nightmare.
- That's how mine is too. - It's weird.
- I feel like every night the only dreams I really have,
99% of the time are nightmares.
- Yeah, it's weird. - And last night,
I didn't write this down but I'll just record audio-ly.
Audioly? Camera-ly?
No, visually? (both laugh)
Last night I dreamed that we were on The Hunted.
- Oh the show, Hunted. - Yeah this show,
it's a new one.
- So it's a new show where these teams go out
and they try and stay hidden from the government,
and the government tries to find them,
and hunt them down. - Yeah.
So we were on The Hunted and trying to,
like our entire family,
and we had two dogs and they were not Logan.
They were like a little black dog,
a little white dog, whatever.
I don't know, they were like your little chihuahuas,
they're your babies or whatever.
(both laugh) And the hunt...
Like we had to stay in this house
because we'd been going place to place
trying to not get found,
and we're like in this abandoned little house in the woods
or whatever.
And it was completely kinda normal but not really.
Anyways, we were in the kitchen
and there was like a door that led to the back door.
I don't know how I dream these houses,
because usually people say like
- You have to see it. - you have to see it,
But I've never seen a house like this.
- Yeah. - Maybe in Sims but...
(both laugh) - Could be Sims.
- We were in a house, and we were in the kitchen,
and I heard this noise and I'm like,
"I heard a noise, you guys."
And they're like "What, I don't heard anything."
So I go and peek out the front window,
and then the three people from the...
- Oh the hunters? - Yeah, the hunters.
And so I like book it out the back door in the snow,
in my socks, (Jordan laughs)
and just start running.
And I'm so scared and that's where the dream ended.
Most of my dreams are me running away from someone bad.
I don't know why, but I'm always running.
(Jordan laughs)
- Wait did you ever write down the dragon one?
- I have a ton of dragon ones, yes.
(Jordan laughs)
I don't think I've ever wrote that one down.
- I've never had a dragon dream.
- I've had so many dragon dreams.
When I was little, that was all I ever dreamed about,
was dragons.
- Comment down below if you've ever had a dream of a dragon.
I have never.
Audrey has.
- I've had so many dragon dreams.
(both laugh)
I had a dream where we went to school
and there were wizards there.
That'd be really cool.
It's like Harry Potter.
And one of my friends was Rocky on Shake It Up.
- Oh. (Jordan laughs)
- The TV series. - That was on,
That was my Disney Channel days, where I was just like...
- Zendaya, Rocky is Zendaya. - Oh yeah.
- And that's my whole dream. (Audrey laughs)
- I remember, I think I was like,
I don't really remember for sure.
Oh yeah it says right here. (laughs)
(twinkling country music)
It was really cool.
I'm not sure that this is a dream or not,
but I think it is, lol.
(both laugh)
But I remember,
I'm walking,
or walking,
I remember watching Shake It Up a lot
because that was one of my favorite shows on Disney Channel.
So there's two really good ones on this page that I remember
but I'm just gonna do one.
Okay it says I had a dream
that I went ice skating and some people were performing
and they were my friends.
So I just joined in at the end of the performance.
(Jordan laughs)
You know, the normal. - The audience can perform.
Yeah I remember there was a whole big audience,
and my friends were performing on the ice,
and they were skating and doing
♪ Dah-Dah-Dahdah, ♪
and so I just jumped on the ice with them
and started performing too.
I think we were doing,
I think the song that was going to it was 'Let It Go'.
- I hate that whole verse. - I don't remember.
I think it was a Frozen song though
and then it says, I said I was sorry to them
but they said it was fine
and just wondered why I was singing with them.
And I said "nothing".
(Jordan laughs) - What?
- So basically I'm on ice,
skating, performing with them
and then the performance ends
and then I say sorry to them.
I'm like, "Sorry I crashed your show."
And they're just like, "Oh it's fine,
"but why were you singing?"
And I said "nothing".
(Jordan laughs) - Nothing.
- And then... (laughs)
- Oh no, I'm scared.
- And then they said I have bad breath.
(both laugh)
- They're like "stop singing, you have bad breath."
- Even though I brushed my teeth in the morning.
(both laugh)
Okay. (laughs)
I don't remember the bad breath part.
That's super funny.
Okay, and it doesn't even stop there.
It says also I had a dream.
This must've been in the same night.
Where a bunch of kids, including me,
had to go into the wild,
- [Both] To survive.
- Okay.
- We made a little sand-house.
- A sand-house like Minecraft.
- Yeah.
With rooms for each of us to sleep in.
- Oh of course, 'cause you had enough time to build a
- [Both] A sand-house.
- How would a sand-house, like a sandcastle?
- How would it work though?
- That would be very bad.
- Okay.
When someone had told me
that someone had took my dog's crate.
- What, that doesn't even make sense.
- It says when,
it says each of us to sleep in.
When someone had told me
that someone had took my dog's crate.
So, (laughs)
(acoustic guitar music)
Okay, so it says,
okay basically someone tells me in the sandcastle house
that "oh someone took your dog's crate".
- [Both] Okay.
- And then I threw up after that.
(Jordan laughs)
- Immediate response.
Immediate response.
- "Hey Jordan, someone took your dog's crate."
(Jordan fake-pukes) (both laugh)
Then I figured out that my mom was coming by ship
with some of my stuff,
including the dog and its crate.
- [Both] Then I woke up. (Jordan laughs)
- Wow.
- And then I threw up. (Jordan fake-pukes)
- I have no words for that one.
- Okay. (Jordan laughs)
Oh my goodness.
- Oh I remember you telling me this one.
I had a dream where I was mini
as well as some other friends.
In the dream we were outdoors
and a wasp came and stung me four times.
One of the arm and three on the belly.
- Pa-cho.
- I remember you waking up and telling me this,
and you were so freaked out that a wasp came.
- Yeah I remember and it was,
- You've never been stung by a wasp.
- I know. - I have.
- And the crazy thing was, have you ever seen,
we've seen the movie, Ant Life was it?
Or like Bugs Life. - Yeah.
- Where they're all little bugs
and the grass is super tall and everything.
So we were like that size. - Oh wow.
- And the wasps were huge.
- You must've watched that movie before you went to bed.
- I don't even know, I think so.
But the wasps were ginormous
and we were little mini, like teeny tiny insects.
And we were just walking along the grass running
and then a wasp comes up and stings me.
And it was not cool.
And in it a remember I felt it too.
I was like, "Ow, ow."
- Just like that, "Ow, ow". - "Ow".
In my sleep, "Ow, ow, ow." (Jordan laughs)
I've had a dream before where okay,
these dreams are so frustrating,
oh my goodness, you don't even know.
They are so frustrating.
I didn't write this down in the journal
but I've had a dream where I was a part of Spongebob,
(both laugh) and I was in the Krusty Krab.
- Like, you, yourself or were you someone in Spongebob?
- I was just like a part of Spongebob,
like I was me in Spongebob.
So I was in the Krusty Krab (laughs)
and Squidward was there
and Sandy was there trying to tell me something
and I was trying to talk to her.
And so she told to go and get something,
but I couldn't talk...
- I know I hate when you when you can't talk.
- And I go to move
and I'm so super slow. - And you're so slow.
- And I can't move, I'm like
- Yes and you're like "I hate this."
- And I'm like, "I can't fulfill this task, Sandy."
- And then you die, and then it repeats.
- Yeah it's so frustrating though
'cause you can't move, you're just like ergh.
- Yes, I've had that in my dragon dream.
- It's so annoying.
I'm like, "oh my gosh, argh."
- Yeah, I'll have to tell it on my channel
because I've had that happen to a dragon.
- Yeah.
- Okay, last night I had a dream
that I got a purple iPhone with a life case.
It was cool. (Jordan laughs)
Yep, that's it. - Okay then.
- You have some long ones and then you have some short ones.
- Yeah, yeah.
It's either, it's not in the middle.
It's either super long or super short.
But not really super long.
- Yeah.
- Alright so that's all the dreams
that we have time to go over today,
and they're pretty crazy
so let us know if you want a part two
down in the comments below.
And if you want Audrey to do her dream journal,
'cause she's got lots of dreams in her dream journal
and hers are really funny.
- I also have a lots of dreams that I haven't written down
but I remember because they scarred me for life.
(Jordan laughs)
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- [Both] Bye.
(acoustic guitar music)