- There appears to be (upbeat music)
a hidden river oasis
deep in the wilds north of the Indigo Plateau.
Such an ideal habitat is almost certain
to be bursting with life.
- And rare Pokemon. - Precisely!
- If this place is loaded with undiscovered Pokemon,
then why haven't any trainers been there?
- But they have, they just never came back.
- They all died?
- Might have died.
Might be sipping cocktails in a tropical paradise
so wonderful they simply chose never to return.
That's my hypothesis.
(groans)
Sure, there's a teeny, tiny Caterpie sized risk,
but consider the reward: fame, fortune,
most of all the glory of discovering
never before seen Pokemon.
- Christy, you aren't seriously considering this, are you?
Christy? (sweeping music)
(sweeping music)
- I'm in.
- Now we're cooking with Gastly.
- No way, if the freaking Elite Four died out there.
- That was never confirmed. - It's suicide.
- If the fame and fortune and making history isn't enough
perhaps these will change your mind.
- Master balls. - Master balls.
- I'd love to unload these balls unto a worthy trainer,
but if you're not interested?
- New Pokemon, Master balls, how can we say no?
- Picture these balls in your hands,
in the name of discovery.
(inspiring music)
- Ho, you said it pal, I don't know how much further
I can go.
- What's that up ahead?
(inspiring music)
I don't believe it. - Whoa.
- Do you realize what this means?
This is bigger than new Pokemon.
This is an entire civilization untouched
by modern society.
- Do you think they're friendly?
- Only one way to find out.
(anticipatory music)
- What was that?
(anticipatory music)
- It's just a Haunter, Ace, no reason to freak out.
- Whew. (metal clangs)
- Okay, now you can freak out.
- What brings you here, outsiders?
- Just passing through, I swear.
- We're Pokemon researchers.
- Studying Pokemon you say?
We've built our society around Pokemon.
- Incredible. - Hardly.
This is but a small gesture of our powerful connection
to the creatures of this land.
Join me friends, there is much to see.
- Are his clothes made of what I think they're made of?
- Oh Ace, Pokemon die everyday.
It's sad, but at least they're doing something
more useful with the remains that eating up
primo Lavender Town real estate.
- But did these Pokemon die or were they killed?
- Oh please, these folks are as friendly as can be.
(bird caws)
(whimpers)
- This Chansey is one in a long line of caregivers.
- Wow, and you don't use any modern medicine?
- Our methods are timeless.
- Wait, if you have no connection to the outside world
how do you know our language?
- I'm glad you asked, hee-yah.
Alakazam translates my thoughts when I speak,
so whoever's listening hears my words
in their own tongue. - Whoa.
- Come now, our feast will soon be ready.
- Wow, that smells delicious.
- [Christy] See, nothing to worry about.
Try to enjoy yourself for once.
(dramatic music)
- Those were fresh caught this morning.
The secret to a good Seadra stew is to make sure
they're alive when you toss them in the boil.
Don't be shy, dig in.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music) (dings)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music) (cracks)
(dramatic music) (slurps)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music) (whimpers)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music) (whimpers)
- That's, that's. (slaps)
- And, if you don't want to end up like them eat up.
Then, first chance we have we get the hell out of here.
- [Ace] Tasty.
- If you like that you'll wanna save room
for the main course.
(claps)
We've been waiting for an occasion to indulge
in this rarest of delicacies.
- Is that? - It can't be.
- The most delicious Pokemon known to man.
- But, it's still alive.
- There's only one way to properly eat
a Mew, extremely rare.
- Can we use the restroom first.
- Oh, gotta go so bad.
- Together? - Yeah,
in our culture we always share the bowl
to not waste water.
- Curious, but of course.
- We've gotta get a hold of the professor.
He's supposed to be tracking our every step.
(phone rings) (indistinct TV chatter)
- Now what, make a run for it?
- Sure, if you wanna end up like the Elite Four.
- We're so dead.
- I have a plan that gets us and Mew out of here alive.
- I'm all ears.
- But first, I really do have to go.
That Seadra is running right through me.
- Gross.
- Are you ready to partake in the main course?
- Yes, but we have a request.
- We like to incorporate food into intercourse.
- I didn't realize you were lovers.
- Oh yeah, we do it like all the time.
- And, we thought when else when will we get a chance
to get a Mew in the mix.
Sort, of a Houndoom's Triangle kind of thing.
- How fantastic, by all means don't forget
to use a Ditto.
- Stick to the plan, ready?
- Ready as I'll ever be.
- Such a small taste, are you sure you've had your fill?
- It was so delicious we thought it would be
incredibly disrespectful not to save enough for everyone.
- How thoughtful, please enjoy the festivities.
The Snorlax roast will soon be ready
and there is plenty of that to go around.
- This is our chance.
You have Mew?
- [Christy] Locked and loaded.
(dramatic music)
- Girls, who'd like the first piece?
(dramatic music)
A Ditto?
Outsiders, guards after them.
- Looks like they're onto us.
(groans)
- This is no time for a break.
(dramatic music)
We're done for.
- Not yet, Charizard I choose you.
(roars)
(yells)
- Ace, we need to get out of here
before the reinforcements catch up.
He can't stop us alone.
- And leave Charizard, no way.
- [Christy] It's his life or ours.
- Not today.
(dramatic music)
(electricity crackles)
- I didn't know Pokeballs did that.
- Me either, come on let's get out of here.
(sweeping music)
(growls)
- I'm so glad you made it out alive.
I feel awful for putting you in such grave danger.
- We're safe now, that's all that matters.
- To survive and bring home the mythical Mew,
you'll be famous all over Canto.
- Forget fame, I'm just happy to be alive.
- What are you gonna do with him?
- Machamp, dispose of this monster.
(thuds)
- [Christy] Brutal.
- From what you've told me no good would have come
from letting him out of that ball.
Rest up friends, tomorrow we welcome Mew
to a friendlier world.
(dramatic music)