- You ready?
- Yeah.
- When will we end our long distance status?
- In a week.
You get up here, and I'm helping you move in,
and then we'll just be regular dating.
- Maybe.
(classical music)
- I can't hear you yet.
I'm Peter, I work here at Cut.
- I'm Sarah, and I live in like the Atlanta area,
and I'm moving to Seattle.
- I'm 27.
- I'm 22.
- About like, three months.
- I think it's six.
- What?
- It's like five.
- November, December, January.
- Okay, there you go, I did the math wrong.
Whose idea was it
to be in a long distance relationship?
- Yours, absolutely yours.
You brought it up.
- Did I?
- Yeah, in the car.
When I was leaving the airport.
You were like, "Uh, I think this is really great."
- Okay, I remember it like
slightly differently, but, uh.
(laughing) - Whoa, what?
- It was like a sort of mutual conversation in the car.
Was it not? - I mean it was mutual
but if it had to be somebody, it was you.
- Okay.
- 'Kay, you ready? - Mhm.
- Are we monogamous?
If not, would we be monogamous if we lived in the same city?
- My take is that we didn't really want to hook up
with other people and when you get here I assumed that we
were going to become monogamous.
Do you feel the same way?
- I mean, yeah.
- You mean, yeah?
- Well I mean, we've done it this far, so.
- Okay, cool.
Next question.
Ah fuck. (laughing)
Show, or read, the last sext I sent you.
- Okay. - No, Don't, God, take a shot.
(laughing mischievously)
- Take a shot.
- You said, "Dude, I'm so desperate to have sex," (laughing)
"Like, just thinking of you in your underwear gave me a
boner now."
- What? (laughing)
No.
- Sarah, your turn.
- What's the biggest lie you've told me
since starting our long distance relationship?
- Biggest lie.
- I feel like if anything, you just like
have misrepresented things sometimes.
- Like, wait.
Like what?
- Like who people are. (laughing)
- Like who?
- Is this the part where I drink if I don't want to say?
- (laughing) I guess, yeah, I guess.
- Do you get jealous of my exes?
- There's just an instant fear factor just based on
most of the people I've dated.
So, it's more of that sort of thing I'm like,
"Oh, he's gonna, he's just gonna run
"and go to this girl, not me, no."
- Yeah.
- But, you're also like, nice.
Nobody else I've dated is nice.
- Okay, thank you.
On the count of three, respond yes or no.
Will we get married?
1.
2.
3.
No. - No.
(Both laughing nervously)
- Jesus.
Wait, what if I just said yes?
- Honestly, I thought you were. (laughing)
- Oh.
- No, no, no just cause you, you talk about having
a partner to do things with like in the future,
and then you're like, but that doesn't mean marriage.
It just means like, hopefully we last a long time.
- Right.
- Have we used the "L" word?
- Nope.
- No.
- Have you ever been in love?
- No, I haven't.
You have.
- Yes.
Could you see yourself, you know, falling in love with me?
Is that a possibility?
- I'd like to think so, yeah.
- How distant in the future do you think that is?
- I feel like it's going to take a minute.
- Hm.
If I told you tomorrow, would you be like, "Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa?"
- I'm going to freak out, no matter when you say it.
You can do that though.
- Okay.
- Don't, but you can.
- Cheers.
My turn.
Is it worth the inconvenience to date me, why?
- I think so, yeah.
I like long distance.
It's comforting to have somebody
who's not familiar with all the people
I'm around, and in all that business and you're kind of like
an escape a lot of the time, and I also like you a lot, so.
- When you move here, are you worried that it's just going
to become familiar, and some of those benefits will cease?
- (mumbling)
Maybe, I am, God.
(both laughing)
- That wasn't a convincing no.
- I honestly have no idea how I can handle a relationship
that far in.
Like, I've never really been committed.
So, I don't really know how.
I think it's going to be fine.
I think, but now I'm second guessing all of it.
- Okay, good. (laughing)
- I think it's worth it.
Ready?
- Yeah.
- When will we end our long distance status?
- In a week.
- A week from tomorrow.
- A week from tomorrow you get up here and I'm helping you
move in, and we'll just be regular dating.
- Maybe.
I was just kidding. I'm sorry.
- Geeze.
- That's it.
Let's take an outro shot.
And you learn anything?
(laughing)
- Yeah, thanks Sarah.
- Thank you.
- (mumbling) I'll see you soon.
(applauding)
(mumbling)