Hi i'm Blaine Gibson. and I'm Burnie Burns. some of you may
remember a video when my good friend and
co-worker Chris Demaris pranked me in front of
millions by sending me to a fake early
screening of star wars.
I, I hate you.
I hate you so, much.
Just wanna say
had nothing to do with that I was an
unwilling accomplice in that.
well, fortunately the team over at Ghost Recon
wildlands, saw that video and wanna help
Blaine get a little bit of revenge, on
Chris. not on me. that's right now you see chris is
making his directorial debut on an
upcoming Rooster Teeth film that he's been
writing and through a series of stages
meetings with convinced Chris that he has
some potential investors in his movie.
"so, we've got a couple potential good
investors, for the script, and basically
they want to meet you, want to see be working with."
"Yeah, no, that sounds- that sounds good, that be fun." "Yeah."
How you doing man?
Good.
So what is this uh.. the what this thing that
we're doing? you and I are going to LA?
I don't know, Matt said I... might go?
You're on the list to go so you, uh... And so am I.
Do you have time to do that this week?
Yeah, I'll make time for that.
Okay, okay.
so you excited about it?
I mean. yeah, I want the script funded.
So do you have like..
Do you know what you wear?
Do you have a suit or anything like that?
I don't know what would be appropriate to wear.
No?
Like a jacket and t-shirt kind-
Yeah, like- uh.. Kinda like..
You know, a blazer and jeans kind of thing.
Yeah, I can do that.
So we flew out to Los Angeles,
where Chris thinks he's
scheduled to meet with wealthy private
investor, Marcos Aguilera. in his mansion,
Chris thinks we're going to be discussing the
funding of his film. But what Chris
doesn't know is that Marcos Aguilera is
actually a infamous crime lord and that the
U.S government has scheduled a raid on
his mansion in the very same night.
that, seems like unfortunate timing for this meeting.
you practiced your pitch, right?
Yeah, yeah. Just stayed up late practicing.
Not sure if i have energy.
What's that?
Not sure I have energy.
Need to stay awake.
Do jumping jacks, in the car.
This blazer looks okay right?
Yeah dude, it's perfect.
They're close.
Alright, cameras are rolling.
Everyone in position.
Hey Marcos,
they're about to approach.
Alright.
Nice house.
Heh.
It's like the house from Scarface. He, heh.
Look at the size of this place.
Hello.
Hi, welcome gentlemen. I need to do a quick
pat-down, please.
A pat down?
Yes, a pat down.
Okay.
I did not expect that.
Follow me, please.
Okay.
[In Spanish] Sir, your guests are here.
Very nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Chris.
Pleased to meet you.
You like cigars? I..
just got back from Cuba. Okay. Oh wow, thank you.
Oh, so Cuban huh?
Yes, yes.
How's your flight from Austin? Everyhing go well?
Good. it's very good. Yeah.
Wonderful.
I would love to hear more, more about your...
project as far as-
Let's get him to drink.
Oh, but.
I just realized i'm drinking solo..
[Yelling in Spanish] Hey, Vanesa!
You like tequila?
Sure yeah.
[LAUGH ]. I like to party.
Um, Rooster Teeth is a company,
that, I started 13 years ago, we've grown it
over the years, we have the
longest-running web series. In the
history of the internet.
Enjoy.
Thank you very much.
Salud.
Is this sipping tequila?
I would sip, not, not shoot
That's a lot to take at once.
yeah, it's an añejo.
It's good, but uh
Don't like, shoot it.
Okay, cue ghost.
Approach the house.
Copy. Making approach.
Have you ever finance films before, i mean
is this kind of film-
This, this is my first time.
I, I uh.. need to move funds..
into something that a... is more transparent,
i need to persuade my portfolio, and I
thought this would be in an excellent
vehicle, of course we would like to know
more about the project.
Okay Ghost, move into the house.
Spotting the north and south of entrance.
North entrance clear.
Okay, is this film, has a rating already?
It's somewhere between I think PG-13 or,
could do like a hard R.
Is there male nudity?
You'll have some nudity, female nudity, male nudity?
Films today. it's always female nudity,
Like you never seen male nudity, not that I want to see it
I just wanted like.. [inaudible]
Now you look like you could be an
actor, are you?
Acting at all or are you a former actor, current actor?.
Alright get ready to breach, Get ready to breach.
Approaching Target.
Well scared the [bleep] out of them guys.
Roger that.
Uh, I mean at Rooster Teeth we do
a lot of on camera stuff too, Just- um- you know- Burnie
was..
[EXPLOSION]
What was that?
[speaking foreign language]
[SHOTGUN BLAST]
[DOOR SHATTER]
[LOUD NOISES]
What you want?
Stay! Stay seated!
Stay in the [bleeping] chair!
Turn you [bleeping] [inaudible]!
Don't [bleeping] move.
What's your name?
You right here in the black shirt, what's your name?
Uh, Burnie Burns.
You in the left, with grays- Jack, what's your name?
Chris.
Demaris.
Guys, we just got here.
Shut up, shuts your mouth.
Get up.
D. E. M. A. R. I. S.
Oh, Marcus.
We've been looking for you for a while,
got a one-way ticket to Gitmo.
Burnie, empty your pockets.
my pockets?
Empty your pockets, slowly.
Guys, we literally just showed up here.
Shut up.
That's it, that's all i have.
Turn around.
What is this [bleep]?. Oh. What is this?
It's a cigar.
What is it? Put it on a table.
Don't put it out.
Oh! You guys likes to party!
Look, he- Shut up! Shut the [bleep] up!
Put your hand around your back, and you're welcome.
hey, come on, [inaudible].
Well I guess that just leaves you sweetie.
Who the [bleep] are you?
Look, i just got here.
What are you doing here?
I... um...
Who the [bleep] are you?
WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHERE'S RACHEL?
I... I don't know what you're talking about.
I just, I just....
Oh, hey Chris!
[LAUGH]
What sup?
Why are you hanging aroud-
HEYY!!!!
Jesus Chr- what the [bleep]?
The [bleep] are you doing?
Jesus Christ.
[CLAPPING]
Oh my god..
[PEOPLE CLAPPING]
Did you spill your drink?
I mean it could be [inaudible] i don't know.
[PEOPLE TALKING]
[BURNIE LAUGHING]
Drink the rest of it.
So, the meetings are tomorrow, those are fake too?
Yeah, those are fake.
So you can go to Harry Potter World.
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
He's been talking Harry Potter
World all day today, And I'm like you
have no idea what you're in for. The exact opposite of that.
Hey guys thanks for watching, I'd like to give a
huge shout-out to Ghost Recon Wildlands
for letting us all happens, and we also wanna
give a huge thanks to 511 tactical,
for outfitting are ghosts tonight. and if
you liked this video be sure to check
out the new Ghost Recon Wildlands
trailers. and I'd like to give a huge thanks
to you assholes for taking a year
off my life.
we want to thank you, for you not having a
heart attack and also not runing the couch.
Thanks.