- [Chris] Just in case,
you got confused,
as to who it was from,
from Jessica Ballinger.
- I think it should really emphasize to Jessica--
- [Chris] It doesn't say that anywhere.
- --make sure nobody else takes my snacks.
- [Chris] It just says a gift for you.
Maybe this was for my birthday. Is this for my birthday?
- No it's for me. - [Chris] It's for you? Okay.
- It's for me. It's for my birthday, from me.
(upbeat happy music)
(upbeat violin music)
- Good morning everyone.
Today, it is,
my mom's birthday, so I made her a tea party.
And all surprises, too.
There are my presents,
that I made for her.
This is my favorite one.
It's our family.
Anyway, I'm super excited.
Mommy's about to come downstairs,
and I'm so excited.
- [Chris] How are you feeling about mommy's birthday?
You excited about it?
Are you happy?
- [Bailey] Yeah that's a big smile.
I love your smiles.
- [Chris] Here she comes.
Birthday girl of America.
- [Parker] Mommy!
- [Bailey] Look.
- [Parker] Happy birthday.
I did this.
I cleaned it up.
- You did that? Did daddy give you permission?
- [Parker] Yes, and I did it for you.
- [Jessica] Oh my goodness.
- [Chris] Are you in a big kid high chair?
- Big boy.
Hi, big boy.
- You're such a big boy. Yay!
- Oh my goodness.
The most perfect dream.
Everything's labeled.
Daddy, I can make you coffee if you don't want tea.
Very nice.
- Look at, a Mickey Mouse train.
- A Mickey Mouse train?
I hope you have an amazing day.
I love you, you are the best mom ever,
I love you so much. Love, Bailey.
Thank you. Can I see everybody's cards.
- Mine just says Parker.
- All right, all right.
And then what is all of this?
- Those are my presents for you.
- Awe.
What? My phone holder of dreams, I love it.
I think my phone might be too big for just of these,
I think I need two.
- Oh it's supposed to be that way.
(laughing)
- I think it might be even cooler than we ever dreamed.
I think part of it, is that I've got this ridiculous
phone case on.
- It's so thick.
- It's so thick, but it's so helpful.
Anyway, okay.
- [Parker] Why is it thick?
- Oh. Oh.
- And then I have something to tell you,
my present is hidden in this.
- [Jessica] Oo, a hidden present.
- Wait, you haven't found my favorite one yet.
- Okay, I'm getting through these.
This is awesome.
Oh this is so cool.
Bailey 3D printed our family.
This is so cool.
I love Luke's head,
how it's just floating out of nowhere.
- It's amazing.
- Yes, I always need one of these.
- [Parker] What are those?
- It's for like your toothpaste or something.
You put it on, and it helps you,
push it down, so it's not.
You know when you're running out of toothpaste,
you put the end in, and you go.
- [Parker] Oh yeah.
- This one's pretty funny.
This is so pretty.
I didn't know it could make things that pretty.
- [Chris] That is really pretty.
- So Jacob's present.
This is such a trickster.
I bet, okay,
it's either under here,
or in here.
I'm gonna start with in here.
Oh.
That's it.
Wow. Did you 3D print chocolate?
(laughing) - [Jacob] That's not for you.
- I'm just kidding.
- That one is not mine.
- Who's this from?
That's from you Duncan?
- No that one's not--
- [Parker] This one's from me.
- No, that one doesn't have a D on it.
- [Parker] Yeah this one doesn't have a D on it,
and this one doesn't have a D on it.
- How about, I open this, and you tell if it's from you.
Okay?
I feel like it's from Duncan.
- [Chris] It's paper!
(laughing)
- That's from you?
I love it.
It's perfect.
- [Parker] I wrapped it and everything.
- [Chris] Awe, it's a Mickey Mouse ring
just like you always wanted.
- Can I share this with you>
(laughing)
Here can I see it on your thumb?
Hey Bailey, can you give it to him for his thumb?
- [Parker] This is, your present from me.
- [Jessica] Okay, one second.
Oh it looks good.
Will you wear that for me all day?
- Yeah.
- Ooh.
Sounds shakey.
- I hope you like it.
- Parker told me, I was going to be obsessed with him.
Wow, this is a lot.
Oh my goodness.
The precious toilet paper.
The 2020 toilet paper.
- [Chris] That is 3D printed, toilet paper toy.
Don't actually use it, it's not--
- [Jessica] Desperate times.
This is really cool, look at that it's got a heart on it.
- [Chris] That's very cool.
- Just wait until you see, it's holder.
- Awe, this is awesome.
I love it.
Ooh, how'd you get all those colors?
- I switched them.
- Love it.
- While they were going.
- Ah.
Look at that, it's got a bone in it's mouth.
- Yeah, those are two separate prints.
- That is so cute.
Did you invent that?
- No.
- What else is in here?
Oh my goodness.
Oop. Got some dirt on my hands.
- [Jacob] Look at that lid.
- [Parker] It only fits somewhere.
- [Jessica] Yeah, that's how my teapot is too.
- B.F.F charm.
- Is this one for me, one for you?
Yeah?
- This one's for you.
This one's for me.
- I'm the B.
- F.F.
You're B for Ballinger.
- Awe.
Thank you.
And then, this is done right?
- Yes, but this part of it isn't.
- I didn't see there was a secret wrapped part.
What.
- There's only present in here.
And I wrapped this all by myself.
Not really knowing how I did this, but.
- Very nice. Very cool.
Whoa.
What.
- [Duncan] That's a present.
- It is a present.
- [Parker] I mean you could.
- [Chris] That is really cool.
- [Parker] Wait, there was supposed to be a holder.
- [Chris] It seems like, the kids,
really liked their 3D printer.
(laughing)
And they're making a lot of fun things with it.
- [Jessica] Yeah they are.
- [Parker] To mommy.
- Thank you. This is a perfect party, you guys.
I love you.
- Here are the stroopwafels,
A snickerdoodle cookie,
and these coconut chocolate cookies,
and these little heart chocolates, that I made myself.
- May I please have on.
- Sure.
- [Jessica] What do you say?
- [Luke] Thank you.
- So, I want to show you what Christopher just made me,
it's a special treat.
This smells so good.
So basically, this is our homemade bread,
and it's a thin layer of marmite,
and then, is it shredded cheddar?
- [Chris] Yeah.
- We don't have any other cheese, but this is good.
This is going to be really good. And it smells incredible,
and look he like, made it all crispy cheese on the top.
I'm so excited to eat that.
And, I just got a package in the mail,
which I think is a birthday present to me, from me.
- [Chris] It says, a gift for you,
message enclosed.
Did you write yourself a personalized message?
- I didn't, but I really should have.
Maybe it's not from me,
but I think it is.
I definitely bought myself a gift basket
for my birthday, so we'll see.
- [Chris] Let's see what's in here.
It says,
from Jessica.
(laughing)
- I'm so excited.
- [Chris] Just in case,
you got confused,
as to who it was from,
from Jessica Ballinger.
- I think it should really emphasize to Jessica--
- [Chris] It doesn't say that anywhere.
- --make sure nobody else takes my snacks.
- [Chris] It just says a gift for you.
Maybe this was for my birthday.
Is this for my birthday?
- No it's for me.
- [Chris] It's for you? Okay.
- It's for me. It's for my birthday, from me.
- [Chris] Okay, let's see what's inside.
Oh this is nice.
It looks big, and then you tip it sideways.
(laughing)
- Okay I did get myself a less expensive gift bag, but.
- [Chris] The flat version.
- I got myself the flat one, yeah.
- [Chris] Was it a flat rate?
- Well, I mean, it was $35 because I really wanted
to make sure I had some
chocolate covered pretzels on my birthday.
This is actually very exciting.
Look it's got Oreos here,
these like chocolate covered Oreos.
Oh, it just came out there.
- [Chris] You could just hang this up on the wall.
And not eat it.
- I'm gonna hang it up right in my mouth.
I honestly, like, every single thing in here,
I really want to eat, so,
that's pretty good for a gift basket.
Look at me, I did good.
I'm crying a little bit, I got like tears from
laughing at myself, but.
Thank you, me.
- [Jacob] What kind is that? Cheese?
- Ew. Yeah actually I don't want that.
I don't like cheese popcorn.
People love cheese popcorn, it's like a whole thing,
but it doesn't do it for me.
So, this one I don't need.
But this, this, this, this, this, this,
I like all this.
- [Chris] You want to give this to your
husband though, right?
For his birthday?
- [Jacob] What about this one, for me?
- [Chris] Jake's gonna take the other,
one of those.
- I know why this is flat,
so I can just, sneak it back there.
- [Chris] You think that's a really good idea,
for your chocolate?
- Look at the vultures.
Look at, everybody's--
(laughing)
- [Chris] Did you hear there was food in here?
- This room was empty when we started opening this,
and then, all of a sudden, we have all these little tiny
boys.
Mommy got herself a gift basket.
- Christopher, why didn't you order yourself a gift basket
for your birthday, huh?
- [Chris] Because, I don't know.
- Gotta think these things.
- [Chris] I think you like gift baskets,
better than I like gift baskets.
That's for sure.
- Well you seem to like my gift basket a lot.
- [Chris] Yeah, I like it when other people buy 'em
for me, but I don't think I could ever pick one out myself.
- Last night Jessica told me that she wanted to play
Catan, Scythe, and maybe something else.
Today.
- I think I said Catan, and maybe Scythe, 'cause I
didn't even think we'd have time to play one game so, like.
I don't think I thought like, three games is high hopes.
- Well, we're gonna shoot for it.
Right now, we're playing Catan,
which is a really fun game.
And our Catan board is very cool, because it has
these really neat,
little,
upgraded, what do you call these, just pieces?
- 3D printed pieces.
- [Chris] 3D printed pieces.
This is one of Jake's--
- How do we know that it's 3D printed?
- It's the corner.
- [Chris] Oh yeah.
This corner, it looks like they changed
colors partway through, printing it.
- [Duncan] It's mine. This is mine.
- [Chris] Yeah, so.
- This was one of Jacob's big Christmas presents this year,
but I think our goal is going to be to try to figure out
how to print our own game pieces.
- [Chris] Yeah, we could design our own.
That'd be really cool.
- That's like, major life goal. I think.
- I want to make a board, and have it like puzzle pieces.
- [Chris] We're playing one of the games right now,
it's happening.
- And I need a sheep, and nobody will trade me.
- I don't have a sheep, I'm sorry, I don't have a sheep.
- Do you know who has a sheep?
Daddy has a sheep.
- [Chris] What?
- [Jacob] I'm guessing wait,
100% has a sheep.
- [Chris] Here's the deal.
Suddenly, I turn on the camera, and Jessica's trying
to guilt me into a trade that I said I wasn't interested in.
- What, it's her birthday.
- [Chris] So much guilt.
- [Jacob] What's her second birthday wish?
- [Chris] What's your birthday wish?
- That you trade for a sheep.
I'm just kidding. Don't do it if it doesn't help you.
Whatever.
- [Jacob] Happy birthday.
- [Chris] Do you have,
a bonus card?
So, two cards.
- I have one ore.
- [Chris] Two cards.
Here's the deal, I know that if I give you this,
you're going to build on my land.
You're going to build right there.
- That's not your land, that's unoccupied territory
- [Chris] That's my land. I got two guys on it.
- You don't have two guys on it.
- [Chris] I do have two guys on it.
- I am telling you,
please would you like to trade for a sheep.
Thank you.
(laughing)
- I can't believe I just did that.
- Okay, I'm building on this land right here.
(evil laugh)
- [Chris] Well, all right then.
(upbeat xylophone music)
(laughing)