- [Voiceover] Mail time,
mail time,
mail time. - [Voiceover] The mail's here.
Here's the mail.
It never fails.
It makes me wanna wag my tail.
When it comes I wanna wail,
"Mail."
- Drops the mic.
First,
we have a letter.
From the Royal Mail.
♫ Because we'll never be royal ♫
I hope that means
that the queen sent this.
And by queen
I mean J.K. Rowling.
This is from Alex.
(gasps)
Oh,
guys.
Look at this.
I used to have
a brown pixie cut.
David Tennant style.
Ravenclaw represent.
(mimicking raven calling)
This is the Ravenclaw gang sign.
Look at my snitch earrings.
Where my snitches at?
"Hi, Tessa,
"my name is Alex.
"I am 22 from Manchester in England."
(screams) Take me to England.
"Reasons Tessa Netting is my queen.
"I have five points
"that sum up why Tessa Netting is my queen.
"In fact,
"I shall use your own DFTBA
"to describe them."
Don't forget to be awesome.
Hell, yes, I am a nerd fighter.
"D is for devotion.
"Even when you haven't posted videos in awhile,
"Tessa, I can tell you have such a love
"for the people who watch your videos,
"subscribed to your channel,
"and meet you at cons."
(sniffs) It's so true.
"F is for fan girl."
You guys know me.
"T is for trend.
"The geeky glasses,
"the bow ties,
"the short hair.
"B is for bliss.
"When I am down or upset,
"you make me laugh and make me happy."
Aww,
you guys make me happy.
"And A is for audacity.
"You have a positive,
"go for it,
"yolo attitude."
Yeah.
Leslie Knope.
That's what I'm talking about.
Aww,
thank you Alex.
I love it.
Next is from Finland
from Jemina.
Gemini?
Jemina?
Jemena?
Oh, I'm so bad at names.
Just know that I love you.
♫ Even if I can't pronounce your name
♫ It doesn't mean I don't love you ♫
Oh, such pretty colors.
"Have you read any other John Green books
"other than TFIOS?"
Yes.
I read Looking for Alaska
and I just
finished reading Paper Towns.
(sighs)
Oh, I love
all of them.
I honestly cannot pick a favorite.
Kind of TFIOS because I read it first
and I feel like whatever John Green book
you read first is your favorite,
but
all of them.
All of them.
Want all of them.
Love all of them.
"What are your favorite sweets?"
Oh,
anything dark chocolate.
(sighs) I love dark chocolate.
Mm, yum.
And my favorite desert
is vanilla ice cream
with peanut butter.
♫ Ah ♫
(gasps)
Guys.
Look.
Oh, my God, it's so cute.
(laughing)
Myself in the drawing
is saying, "Oh, look at the baby sloth.
"It's so cute.
I can't."
That was literally my same reaction
that I just had.
I love it so much (screams).
Guys.
You have such artistic talent.
I can't draw anything except giraffes.
Next,
from Julia Risto.
"Dear Tessa,
"I've always been crazy,"
(gasps)
Me too.
"but you have really helped me tap into my inner fan girl."
(screams)
That's me helping all of you tap into your inner fan girl.
"What is your favorite older musical?
"Mine is Singing in the Rain
"or White Christmas."
Same.
Girl.
You nailed it.
You guys.
Look.
Look at the doodles.
It's me.
Me as a Harry Potter.
Me in a sloth onesie.
(gasps) (screams)
I need a sloth onesie.
Oh, my gosh.
I want one so bad.
"Dear Tessa,
"Too bad Voldemort wasn't a Hufflepuff,
"then maybe he could've found his nose."
(laughs)
(mimicking drum rimshot)
Thank you Julia.
Next, we have an envelope.
Look, with a spell.
Oh, and lots of things on the back.
Whoa.
Oh, Harry Potter sealed wax.
Oh,
the wax.
Look and I'm breaking the seals.
Ah, this is exciting.
I wanna use Harry Potter sealed wax.
It's me as a sloth.
Finally a sloth.
(laughing)
Guys, it's me.
It's me.
It's baby Groot with a baby sloth.
(screams)
I am Groot.
"Favorite show?"
Dr. Who.
"Favorite color?"
Blue.
Tardis Blue.
Ravenclaw Blue.
The blue.
♫ I'm blue.
♫ Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die
♫ Da Ba Dee ♫
"Favorite book?"
Harry Potter.
"Favorite book besides Harry Potter?"
(laughs)
Fault in Our Stars.
"Favorite YouTuber?"
Jon Cozart.
"Tell me about you.
"I love you."
Hey, I love you too.
Hi, my name is Tessa Netting.
I live now in California.
It's pretty cool.
I sometimes miss New York,
but my family is here,
so it makes it a lot better.
I love acting
and performing
and making YouTube videos,
which is why
I,
my camera is here and on me right now.
And
I like making weird voices
and looking at sloths
and reading Harry Potter
and doing lots of fandom related things
like watching Netflix.
All kinds of shows.
All of the shows.
I have all of the feels.
I get very emotional over things,
but I think that makes me
a cooler person.
So, yeah,
hi.
Thank you Kaylen.
My hair keeps getting in my face.
I can't see.
♫ Blinded by my hair. ♫
Next, we have
Christina
♫ with a Hogwarts seal of approval ♫
It's a Tardis.
(mimicking eerie music)
(laughs) It sounds like a dolphin.
Look, it's David Tennant and Luna Lovegood.
Oh.
Wouldn't that be the best?
The doctor and Luna?
(gasps)
I smell fan fiction.
My happiness is just exploding out of me.
Oh,
it's Buckbeak.
Do you guys think that Buckbeak would bow for me?
"I told several of my friends about you,
"so hopefully it helps you to get more subscribers."
Aww, thanks love.
Yes, tell your friends
about me.
We can all be a part of the starfish family.
Thank you, Christina.
Next, from Reese.
Please open in a video.
The doctor,
and Harry,
and a starfish.
"Thank you so much for being you.
"Don't ever change.
"Love, Reese."
Aww, Reese, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.
Never give up, girl.
Okay?
You are so strong
and I love you so much.
Love you Reese.
Thank you.
Next,
from
Ashley.
We have some little Pooh bear stamps on here.
That's such a weird name for a bear.
Why are you naming him Pooh bear?
Does he smell like poo?
(gasps) Scratch and sniff.
(gasps)
It smells like strawberries (laughs).
Oh, my God.
Yum.
Now I want strawberries.
Wait,
I have strawberries.
(gasps) Yes.
That's not a strawberry,
that's a monster.
(screams)
I will defeat you monster.
"Hi, my name is Ashley.
"I am a starfish all the way.
"I love to watch your videos
"every time I feel sad, lonely, or mad.
"I'll just click on one of your videos
"and a big smile pops on my face."
You know what pops on my face?
Zits.
"I don't know what I would do
"without Harry Potter in my life."
Preach it woman.
Thank you Ashley.
Next,
from
Karina.
Guys,
look.
"You introduced me to Doctor Who and Sherlock.
"And yes, you are doing it right (laughs).
"You're the one that always makes me laugh
"and makes me believe it's okay to be who I am
"and to love what I love."
Aww,
I'm gonna cry.
"Thank you always,
"Karina."
Look at this.
So
flawless.
Guys,
shirts
and
something in here?
It's a starfish.
Ravenclaw.
Lumos.
(laughing)
Guys,
I banged the chosen one.
Stop it.
(laughing)
Karina,
I freaking
love you.
Come along, pond.
Oh, the ponds.
I love them.
Thank you, Karina.
And finally,
from Bethany.
Guys,
this is amazing what she got me.
I already know because I got the e-mail.
"Dear Tessa Netting,
A symbolic gift adoption
of a three-toed sloth
was made in your name
by Bethany.
Guys,
a sloth.
The sloth papers.
I'm a mom.
Oh,
there he is.
Certificate of adoption.
Oh,
oh,
Bethany.
"Why you're so awesome."
What is this?
"It's awesome how you believe in the power of fandoms.
"If you wanted to,
"you could easily help the doctor
"save the human race from the Daleks."
Oh, I love this.
Oh,
Thank you, Bethany.
Thank you so much.
(sighs) Guys,
thank you for all your mail.
You guys are the best.
Starfish.