WHEN JEB BUSH STEPS FOOT ON A STAGE, YOU KNOW THE
DISASTER IS NOT FAR BEHIND.
LET'S WATCH.
>> I CAN PROMISE YOU, THE BEST WAY TO SHOW RESPECT, OUTSIDE OF
A REBUILDING OUR MILITARY, TO MILITARY MEN AND WOMEN, IS TO
FIX THAT MESS AS FAST AS I CAN.
THAT'S IT?
THANK YOU.
THEY ARE KICKING ME OUT THE DOOR, THEY ARE KICKING ME
OUT THE DOOR.
>> GOVERNOR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR JOINING US TODAY.
I BELIEVE YOUR SCHEDULE HAS A HARD STOP.
THERE ARE MORE THAN A MILLION ROTARIANS AROUND
THE GLOBE.
>> VIDEO BUFFERING.
>> AND THEN DON'T DO THIS LIKE, COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK.
IS THAT IT?
I WOULD BE LIKE, KNOW I'VE GOT THREE MORE MINUTES, AND THEN
GIVE YOU OR THREE MINUTES YOU
LITTLE WUSSIE, YOU WEENIE.
>> IT IS NOT JUST DONALD TRUMP SHUSHING YOU, SOME RANDOM
ROTARIAN DUDE.
WHAT IS THAT FACE?
>> I NEED THAT GIF.
>> JIMMY'S IMPRESSION OF HIM LOOKS TAME IN COMPARISON TO
THE ACTUAL JEB BUSH.
>> JEB BUSH IS DOING A JEB BUSH IMPERSONATION THERE.
AND LOOK, HE GETS EVEN MORE MAD.
>> OH COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK.
>> DAMMIT MAN, HERE IS THE THING.
>> THAT IS JEB BUSH IN A NUTSHELL.
THERE I GO.
>> JIMMY DOESN'T EVEN DO LIKE THAT.
HERE IS THE THING, EVERYBODY CAN THINK BACK PROBABLY TO HIGH
SCHOOL OR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, SOMETHING HAPPENED IN
PUBLIC WHERE YOU GOT EMBARRASSED.
I WAS ONCE WRITING A TEST IN SEVENTH GRADE AND I RAISED
MY HAND AND ASKED FOR THE TEACHER AND I SAID, HEY MOM.
YOU DON'T LIVE THAT DOWN AND YOU DON'T FORGET IT, EVEN
DECADES LATER.
YOU TELL YOURSELF THAT IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED LIKE
THAT AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO RESPOND DIFFERENTLY.
JEB BUSH, YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT DECADES, SOMETHING LIKE
THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN TOMORROW WHEN YOU STEP ON STAGE.
STOP ACTING LIKE A WEENIE.
>> YOU DON'T BE FROM BEHIND AT THE ROTARY CLUB, YOU SAY I
WILL BE DONE IN A SECOND.
AND THEN YOU GO FORWARD AND YOU FINISH STRONG, AND THEN YOU
GO OFF YOU GO NOW.
AND THEN WE WALK YOU OFF THE STAGE YOU DON'T GO ñ AND THEN HE
SAT DOWN.
WALK OUT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
WATCH THIS.
>> THAT GUIDE OUR DAILY INTERACTION WITH EACH
OTHER, WITH OUR FRIENDS, OUR COWORKERS.
THIS CLUB HAS ADDED A FIFTH TEST, AND BEFORE YOU RUN I
WOULD INVITE YOU TO JOIN US.
I WILL GAVEL THE MEETING CLOSED AFTERWARDS, TO ASK
ROTARIANS TO STAY ON SO THAT WE CAN CONDUCT A LITTLE BUSINESS.
AS ROTARIANS IN MEMBERS OF THIS CLUB, THERE ARE FIVE THINGS
THAT WE KEEP IN MIND.
IS IT THE TRUTH?
IS IT FAIR TO ALL CONCERNED?
WILL IT BUILD GOODWILL AND BETTER FRIENDSHIPS?
>> HELLO, HE IS MUMBLING THE SAYINGS, AND THE KID WHO
PRESUMABLY WORKS FOR HIM COMES TO HIM AND IS LIKE, LET'S GO.
I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE THING.
>> I JUST PUT HONEY IN IT, LET ME FINISH THE HONEY.
HE WALKS OVER THERE LIKE HE THINKS THE GUY IS GOING TO
CALL THEM BACK ON STAGE, AND THEN HE SITS DOWN BY HIMSELF,
ALL OF THE PEOPLE AROUND AREN'T EVEN LOOKING AT HIM.
THEY DON'T CARE, THEY DON'T SUPPORT HIM, IT IS SO
GOD DAMN SAD.