T: We're not ready yet don't countdown
J:I just did!
T: I'm very eci-
J: Just remember, but remember you have to look there. T: Right
J: That's where the people are. Bah, bah, bah, bah bah Black sheep, have you any wool?
J: What if I just like completely changed how I do videos now? Just like SUP GAMERS!
J: What up, Tucker?!
T: I'm doing alright, man. I really didn't expect this side of you to come out
T: I thought it you were- J: Did you think I was quiet? T: I thought you were gonna be quiet for all the videos. Isn't that your brand?
J: Yeah, also we're standing right now, not because we enjoy better health and not because we think we're better than you
J: We do, but it's also because I don't have two chairs in here
T: It's fine. It's different. It's it's because you're supposed to hear me too... here I am.
J: Say your catchphrase
T: Here I am
J: Nailed it. So you get to pick different options. You get culture, people, names-
J: Some of them are shit, like the names are bad because it's just like Philip and then you have to fill out Seymour Hoffman.
T: Oh okay.
J: Cool, very good joke! We're gonna wiiiiiith
T: Culture, culture, culture J: Culture! Donald Trump looks like. What do you think Donna looks like?
T: Uh, well his hair, it looks like- J: I get to type this out now so be careful. Okay. We're in America now. T: Right.
This is America. Don't catch you slipping up. This is asparagus. T: Donald Trump looks like- J: Donald Draper. T: Orange...
J: Orange... No, that's not one of them. Donald Trump looks like monkey.
J: No, see you have to think like the internet, you have to think 'how dumb is the Internet'
T: Donald Trump looks like cheddar cheese
J: Cheddar cheese
J: Now we're wrong. Apparently. He looks like Hillary Clinton!
J: Donald Trump looks like Hillary Clinton. Looks like Pokemon? Donald Trump looks like oompa loompa!
T: Do you know Biff, you know what Biff is? From back to the future.
J: Oh yeah! He's the bully dude, right? Yeah. He looks like dr. Evil. No, he doesn't he does not think butter though. NEXT ROUND!
J: Okay, we go culture again. Harry Potter and the- Harry Potter and the vanishing Dildo! T: Harry Potter in the curse of the Black Pearl.
J: I would have loved if that was an answer.
T: Okay, Tucker loves Pirates of the Caribbean. I mean understandably so. T: Yeah. It is, in my opinion
It's- it is my personal most watchable movie of all time. J: Ah, yeah!
J: We can just add that in post later. Next question!
J: and the chamber of secrets
T: All right, your playing it safe here. J: Yeah see, this is stupid I don't like answering honestly.
T: Yeah is simple, I mean like the first seven these are gonna be
T: And one of these give me part 1 part 2 last ones. J: and the deathly hallows
T: Harry Potter and Death Grips playing together, slide for- J: Harry Potter and the abusive uncle.
T: Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory fanfic.
J: It's not there. That's gonna be a big nope. Our survey says trivia boy.
J: You'll understand what that means soon enough T: Yeah, yeah that's in the future.
J: Harry Potter and the oh wait, we had different versions. Sorcerers. T: Oh, yep. J: Stone.
T: Philosophers, sorcerers that is not-
J: Yeah I can't sp-
J: Woah! T: Oh, shit!
T: Look how, your doing so well!
T: Harry Potter and- J: I got it wrong!
T: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is number one! Really? I guess it's relevant.
J: Did you say Curse-ed?
T: I did. J: Curs-ED child? T: That's how I read it, man. The cursed. You know it's more-
J: NEXT QUESTION! Who was the first person in the world to- drink cow's milk?
J: That's what I've always wondered, like who went up to a cow and was like, that's a fine-looking Dalmatian
T: It's a good question. It's a good question, yeah.
J: and then he looked at the pink tits underneath and he was like,T: oh I want to suck that tit. J: I'm gonna squeeze 'em!
J: the white fluid comes out. Before that was white fluid even a thing that was considered drinkable? And he was like, oh yum!
J: Probably back in the weird days, probably would have drank some blood.
J: Come on internet what-
T: First in the world to- first person in the world to fly around the- this is- that doesnt seem to be very well framed
J: Amelia Earhart
J: I think it was actually Jackie Chan.
J: Who was the first person in the world toooooo DIE
J: This is the this is the beauty of this game. T: Eat people. J: Who's the first person to want to fart?
T: You even said that! That's what you just said! J: I was gonna put that down!
T: You were right! To get drunk? That's okay, I can see that. J: Who was the first person in the world to have blue eyes? We were.
J: Flash those baby blues at them.
J: I'm always caught between do I want to be funny or do I want to win. T: Right. J: Is it healthy to eat-
J: Human flesh...
J: That's gonna be no on that one.
T: Corn syrup...
T: Did- did I even spell that right? J: You did! Why corn syrup?
T: People want the sugar coke with "real sugar"
T: What is it? It's both, it's all unhealthy. Come on.
J: Stop drinking coke
J: Snort it instead. T: I don't condone this. J: That's an endorsement from jacksepticeye and Tucker Prescott.
J: Your brand is ruined. Is it healthy to eat...
J: Penis
J: Dammit! Is it healthy to eat raw potatoes? You bet your fucking Irish arse it is. It's very healthy to eat raw potatoes.
J: It's full of iodine
J: It'll get rid of your liver cancer
J: It won't! T: Yeah. J: Go see a doctor. Okay, pick another heading!
T: Peopllllle!
T: My cat likes to eat J and T: PEOPLE!
J: My cat likes to eat ass?
T: It was in the other one.J: Yeah, it was and people are stupid enough to Google that so why not this one. My cat likes to eat
J: Cat food
J: Plastic, dog food. T: Okay, I can see that Brett doesn't-
J: People again! I smell farts.
T: Why?! That's such a good answer! J: I know! And people aren't googling it. It's not even capitalized. I smell like garbage.
J: I smell like a human trash mammal.
T: I smell napalm- J: I smell tucker. T: in the morning
J: Gooooood morning Vietnam! That's not in there! I smell-
J: What The Rock is cookin
J: Come on! I smell like beef. It's one of my favorite vines! Have you ever-
T: Ahh it's a vine. I wasn't on vine! J: Have you ever. T: I know a few vines! I don't know that vine.
J: I know Tarzan's vine.
J: Oh god, no fuck off. T: Now you're just self promoting. J: Yeah, subscribe to jacksepticeye, buy my merch. T: disgusting. J: I have no money.
Baby: I smell like beef. I smell like beef.
J: It gets better. Baby: I smell like beef. J: It's amazing, wait for it.
Baby: I smell like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef
J: Vines everybody! I smell like beef!
J: Should I sell my... Child? T: Dog.
J: How are none of these answers? Should I sell my kidney? T: Yes
J: Selling kidneys is like the thing humans do best!
J: Should I sell my soul to satan- T: Boat. J:- to get to get a good answer? Boat's good aswell.
J: Should I sell my Ford stock?
J: I've been hoarding the Ford. Buy low sell high!
J: stocks, Wall Street, money
T: Yeah financial advice segment from jacksepticeye, here we go!
T: What what should uh we do with how do we get more uh
T: When do the stocks and how do we get the money?
J:Put all your money in waffles
T: Ya heard- Ya heard it here folks!
J: It's put- put it- put it in waffles! Is this thing on?
J: I bought a lot of stock and waffles, I really want them to do well.
T: Oh So you're just now you're just trying to get more people on your train so that your stock increases and then you sell it
J: Yep, buy low sell high, sell out. T: This guy knows what he's doing. J: Yep, I call it the waffle train
T: Excuse me
J: There's clorox wipes over there you can use em.
J: Tucker
J: He actually left, oh no he's back. Hi!
J: Who did you cheat on your boyfriend with tucker?
T: I cheated on my boyfriend with my other boyfriend.
J: I want to get one right in this.
T: Hannah...
J: OH! No Hannah Montana fans out there. Looks like it's not the best of both worlds.
J: His dad.
T: Oh Shit! Impressive.
J:I feel like just been a question like this before. T: his mom- his brother -friend!
J: Yeah!
J: This is it, look at that score go up. Were only eight rounds in.
J: With his sister!
T: Oh! J: Number one baby!
T: Give me some skins!
J:Top of the mornin' to ya! Top of the mornin' to ya!
J: Top of th-
T: Hiiiis mom?
J: No one wants to fuck a mom?
J: Well, I don't know what kind of cheating it is. Maybe they just had a really important exam.
J: I cheated on my boyfriend with
J: Santa Claus
J: underneath the Christmas tree last night.
J: It's mistletoe not Christmas tree.
T: I'm trying to be serious here. We're trying to actually figure out the answers
T: We've been doing so poorly his
T: His grandma
J: Wait wait-Click it, turn away and click it.
J: Yes, we won! T: All right!
T: That's the thanks for coming - oh
T: Is that enough- is that enough score for everybody?
J: Thanks for watching this episode! That was really fun!
J: Did you- do you like Google Feud now?
T: I'm gonna play it every day with my best friend.
J: You gonna buy my merch right? T: yeah
J: I should stop fucking making this joke. Everyone's gonna be like "Hey L.A. has changed him, now he's a sell out!"
T: Buy, buy, buy. J: Sell! Buy low, sell high! T: Buy, buy,BUY. J: That's all you need to know.
J: Anyway, thank you Tucker for playing. T:Buy.
J: Tucker's a very smart boy and he does a lot of cool video stuff and he helps out
J:He's the one who's recording a lot of the tour
T: Yeah! J: and he's a nice boy and I like him a lot and we hang out all the time
J: Well, you can find more Tucker stuff, I'll leave a link to his stuff in the description. He does good stuff
J: Stuff... Have I said stuff enough? I don't know how to end a video with somebody else here in the room with me.
J: I never do this
T: Buy stuff buy buy J: BUY STOCK! WAFFLES!
Subtitles By Kaiel!
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