i try as hard as i can to stay out of this place it's got some scary fish in here
yes my plan is
another beautiful day in bikini bhutan
the sun was shining and the water was warm how could anything go wrong
she's all done move out oh my god what is that
wow another beautiful day in bikini bottom what in the barnacles is that
squidward do you see what i'm looking at here it's a prison you know what they do to people
like us in prison squidward why would we need a jail in bikini bottom bikini bottom's just full
of good citizens i have to be back what's all the commotion about a new jail a bikini bed i just
want another sunday come on pal keep it moving oh no you don't understand i've had the worst week
spongebob patrick what are you doing inside the jail yeah your friend here had a little too many
sundays at goofy goobers last night just give me one more sunday what do you mean officer he looks
fine look i'm gonna release him to you guys but you better make sure he doesn't get back in here
oh no this isn't good for me boy they wouldn't know they wouldn't have come for me i did nothing
wrong i didn't do anything wrong oh no mr krabs this is a very good boy i won't be going to jail
fbi open up oh shiver me timbers warrant for mr krabs who aren't for me but i haven't done
anything wrong are you taking me off you can't be doing this i've got a restaurant to run wait
what's going on mr crabs puppy boy they're trying to lock me up your friend here is guilty of 57
000 examples of tax evasion well lucky for you mr krabs i've just happened to watch a lot of
suits in my day spongebobby boy you're a lawyer of course i'm a lawyer he's my lawyer you can't
arrest him without any evidence well spongebobby boy is it prison for me b-boy oh yeah my client
is guilty what but wait all of my taxes and books are done by squidward he lives right there take
him too if you're taking me now you've got me into this too you've been a bad man come on dude i will
find a way out of this squidward don't worry me boy first things first let's take some pictures
i'm gonna need all your personal belongings oh that's okay i don't have any you're probably
seen marathi okay i've got a couple bags of chips my toyota but please take care of them
headphones for gaming they trust you spatula football to have fun
the crowbar my favorite record the key to the krusky crab and me fake mustache for
fancy parties wow crabs you fit all that in your pockets here you go oh okay well that's kind of
fun wait do not forget your mug shot i look good jake why would i want a mug with a photo of me in
prison i don't know but they're free adventure ahead it's going to be great see you in there
yes my plan has worked that secret formula will be all mine oh squidward how's it going oh i forgot
you're in jail not an anonymous tip in the irs really did wonders now time to get the formula
oh what are you doing here oh hey plankton have you come to buy a crown pie oh yes that's exactly
what i was doing where is everyone spongebob oh jake though got put in prison but i'm gonna come
up with an idea on how to get myself put in prison well that might just be the greatest thing that
could happen and no one would be there to stop me from stealing that formula i mean spongebob
i could help you get into prison if you want i'm quite good at it really you do that for me of
course what are friends for if not to help other friends get in prison am i right i've got a plan
i really hope this works hey everyone look at me
what's going on kid yeah you officer look at me wearing a black barn public is not a crime come on
wait do you mean i'm not going to jail no you're not going to jail you should go home
spongebob really did not understand the assignment oh i'll have to come up with another idea please
good word me boy i told you it wouldn't be that bad in prison it's aloha themed it is aloha themed
top bunk where's the bottom bunk underneath underneath you next to this toilet no i'll figure
out a way to get out of here speaking of which i need to see what's going on the krusty krab hey
guard do i get my one phone call you are entitled to one and one only phone call great
hello who's this patrick patrick where is spongebob i'm gonna take your order
patrick first of all we don't do delivery and second of all where is spongebob
spongebob's my friend look listen patrick this is papa jake talking now what is going
on at the krusty krab who was looking after all of my money that i have paid taxes on
what's up jake well phil told me to look after the money while he was out uh in the street naked
i'm done with my phone call guard it's worse than i thought spongebob
looked like it didn't work well that's okay you know what they say
try once try again i guess and then again in my case four million six hundred and
seventy seven thousand times look have you ever heard of cow tipping county of course
well i've got something even better you're admiral tipping come on come with me truth shot
clinton there's grandma oh this is perfect he's gonna knock her over
and surely be arrested and the krabby patty formula will be all mine oh i'm
no you didn't mean to save her are you kidding me i guess getting arrested is harder than i thought
squidward me boy i was just on the phone what are you doing on my bed it's comfy get off my
bed squidward off off off squidward i just talked to the krusty krab no one is there
looking after it patrick's there no one cares you screwed up we're in jail now and nothing
matters jail is just a temporary box what's more important is all my money and no one's
running the krusty krab use your phone call and figure out where spongebob is who should my one
phone call be to daryl yeah it's me squidward happen to be in jail right
now but just want to check in on the orchestra do you guys still need that clarinet player no
jake how are we gonna get out of this place what did spongebob say couldn't get a hold of him hey
boys time for your tortugation what's tortugation me boy it's torture and interrogation all in one
bundle um what this is good they're gonna try and get under your skin they're gonna try and
make you crack like an egg but you're not gonna crack you're gonna keep the story straight okay
we didn't steal that car you really need a tic-tac do i actually is it bad oh okay okay
all right listen spongebob nothing works so far but i have one last idea vandalism just take that
counter spray paint and draw whatever you want on the side of squidward's house i'm sorry squidward
what's the problem over here oh my that's beautiful son you are an artist really you like it
i'd like to buy this from you for a hundred dollars a hundred toys all right what are you
serious everything i tried to do has failed i give up trying to get spongebob in prison that's it
what's going on where am i who are you oh tell me everything i don't know anything
where'd you get all your money from i own a restaurant and what about the taxes what taxes
the taxes you owe that government it's all right and tootie fine everything's done by the book
you paid five dollars in taxes they're all business expenses i swear he's not breaking
we're gonna have to try something else let's go the money rail bench what is in our hands
that's a hundred dollars please no no no no no no no no stop okay okay i didn't pay my
pay my taxes yes i don't understand them they're too complicated okay that's it
i'm stupid is that what you want to hear it's horrible me boy follow the
things that didn't mean that oh no no no in torture gation i'm sure it wasn't nice jake
jake it couldn't have been that bad i told him everything he's been with you're up next
hello there squidward can i offer you an apple yes thank you how about some black
i am quite parched are you feeling comfortable yes indeed what happened to those missing taxes
squidward to be honest i really don't know oh you don't know squidward what about your
flute here do you know about this my flute yeah do you know your flute squidward do
you yeah i love my flute it's missing its head squidward would you like to be missing your head
where are the taxes squidward where are the taxes i don't do the books
jake's the one obsessed with money he probably didn't pay the taxes
get him out of here screw them on your back what did they do to you did you crack like an egg you
better not a cracked looking egg i see it strong i didn't cry once in there i let them do everything
to me they broke my flute jake i officially want to leave i'm still working on a way to get us out
of here just give me a little time mr krabs always told me money makes you happy but i'm still sad
this bikini bottom jail frat cook warning i'm a fry cook i can fly i can see jake and logan
i'm coming it's your town boys oh dinner and it's free oh look at this place
wow look squidward it's our own cafeteria they even got golden plates
so what's for dinner spongebob [ __ ] mommy boys that you boys you're actually in here
how did you get in here what do you mean i'm a fry cook they needed a guy and you left patrick
to run the krusty krab all by himself yeah but don't worry jake i plan to get you guys out
oh what's for dinner sponge it's a very low budget so i did the best i could here you go guys
this looks like dog food this is dog food spongebob i can't be eating this
and for dessert something i made myself the burger of all birds
is that a krabby patty in cake form oh but jake logan it's more than just a
cake it has something inside our way out squidward spongebob boy pulled through
that cake is a work of art it is but something's inside it it's a bubble blaster
you're not going anywhere spongebob how was that supposed to work
that was just some giant mess oh no hello boys oh no you do you're actually free
you didn't invade taxes like you said it yourself you didn't know how to do them
you