I have a guest who, he says that,
that I'm gonna be really boring, and that he's,
he'd like to save your podcast.
(hosts laugh) Is that all right?
Yeah, I mean, we're...
Okay, here he comes. (hosts laugh)
What? Oh my God.
(laughs) Oh, Triumph.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe, how could I miss this,
the 100th episode Oh boy
of "Inside Conan O'Donnell"
How could I, a hundred congratulations,
a hundred episodes. Aw.
It just goes to show the old saying is true,
Yeah. podcasts don't get canceled.
(hosts laugh)
That's the beauty of podcasts, they just keep going,
nobody has to listen, no one's in charge of saying,
"You know what, enough.
It was a cute idea."
This is too close to home, Triumph.
I kid, I kid.
Listen, no, no, you've got plenty of listeners.
People listen, some to every episode.
But you know what?
You know what, it's a tribute to Conan's fans,
and how upsettingly narrow minded they are.
(hosts laugh)
Because these people, they could be listening
to podcasts about current events, or murders, or,
well, that's pretty much it. [Conan] Right.
But no, no,
"No, thank you," says the Conan fan.
"I want to listen to an hour of editor Mark Jankeloff
talking about the time he shaved four frames
off the top of Conan asking Mr. T,
'Do you like apples?',
And how it made all the difference,
because that section was dragging.
That's what I want to listen to."
No, no, I kid again,
I kid, for a second time, I kid.
You know what, because it's not about the Conan fans.
I was not kidding about the Conan fans,
they are freaks.
I was kidding about the show. (hosts laugh)
It is a success, and it's a,
you know who it's a attribute to?
It's a tribute to you two guys.
(laughs) Oh, boy.
That's right, the hosts.
(hosts laugh)
Mike Sweeney,
Sweeney, no, you're terrific.
I have to ask you.
I have to ask, Uh-huh?
You used to be a standup, am I right?
Didn't you?
Did you used to be a standup?
Let's say yes, for purposes of this interview.
I knew it, I knew you used to be a standup.
You know how I could tell?
How?
Because you're hosting a podcast now.
(hosts laugh)
That's what people who used to be standups
end up doing.
You know, they're like, "Well, that didn't work out,
maybe podcasting is easier.
It's not all me, I can be kind of funny."
(hosts laugh)
I don't have to bring people to the show.
No, and you know what, Mike, it's so beautiful,
there's no booing in podcasts.
(hosts laugh) There's no heckling.
It's perfect.
Awkward silences, yes, but no booing, no heckling.
If you could cut those down.
Jesse is smart, Jesse is smart.
Why is that?
Because you skipped
right past the unpleasant step of failing at standup,
and you went straight into podcasting.
Hey man, I did-
Good for you, Jesse.
I did three "Evening at the Improv," so...
Really?
Yeah, three.
Could you send me a sample of Bud Friedman's juice?
(hosts laugh)
I heard the first time you didn't wash your face for a week
because it, Bud Friedman's juice on his face,
ladies and gentlemen.
I did not, all right, you know what,
I did not see that one coming.
The hand up my ass thinks I should stop right now.
This whole time, I'm worried about
is how many pages of jokes you have about us.
I know.
No, this was all the hand up my ass, sorry.
Aw.
Your show's not that important.
I was gonna say.
You know, he saves his sea material for podcasts.
All right, this has been a great episode of "Inside Conan".
O'Donnell.
Thank you.
For me to poop on.
Oh my God.
(laughs) Damn it.
Boy, did he get you guys.
Oh my God, he got it.
And he gone already.
You didn't see that coming,
that "for me to poop on",
he really suckered you.
You really thought He nailed me
that he thought it was a great episode
of "Inside Conan".