Hey, Jess, right?
This is my partner, Mac. We're just gonna talk.
So.. she's a greeting party and you're the muscle, huh?
Believe me... she is the muscle.
He looks big and intimidating but inside he's just a soft little fluffy little teddy bear.
- Sweetie, I'm comfortable around you, too. - Of course you are, I'm warm and soothing.
Like a human bowl of tomato soup.
Best friend? What are you, ten?
Whatever.
Should we have matching bracelets now?
Friends forever!
- Ooh, we should get clown sundaes. - Ooh, we should get clown sundaes.
- Yeah, we totally should. - Okay.
For a minute there, I thought you might be in love with me or something.
- No, no, no. - No, thank you.
I just felt this wave of affection for you.
You sure it's not too much Bible juice?
- Screw around - Pfft.
- Oh no no we're not married. - We're not together.
Oh, then brother and sister? Yes, of course. You look very much alike.
Everybody, everything is fine over here.
Get out.
- Really? - Really?
I meant more like a little brother.
Oh.
Well, I suppose I do think of you as a sister.
- Obviously, our relationship, however you define it Mentor/mentee... - Sister-ployee/work oracle.
...Is more interesting than some dating scenario.
And obviously, to ruin what we have with a tawdry, yet expert sexual encounter would've been a mistake.
You know, boyfriends and girlfriends are gonna come and go, but this is for life.
And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know
Oh, why me?
Because you are my friend, and you are a woman.
And women love gossip it’s like air to you people.
- Did you sleep with her? - I admit nothing.
Lloyd, it's us.
- Do you like her a lot? - Yes, I like her a lot.
We've seen each other through everything,
losing jobs, losing parents
We've travelled all over.
The best times of my life,
drinking and talking,
even if it's just over the phone.
I know boy-girl friendships can be quite complicated sometimes, but you know...
I'm always here if you need to talk.
Listen , Sue.
There's something I want to tell you
I know I said that everything was fine but everything's not fine.
You good?
No.
Are you okay?
No.
I'm totally fine.
Barney, you have to learn how to express these feelings.
- You'll be okay. - Me? This is about you.
You're worried about something, right?
Tell me.
I'll help you out.
- What's going on? - I don't know.
What's the matter?
Because it does. You don't have to be alone.
- I'm worried about you, man. - Yeah.
Why is everything have to be so hard? You know, why can't it just be easy?
Once again the smart girl is really stupid.
- Hey, hey, hey... - Do you ever just feel completely useless
- You're not useless. - You are not stupid.
I just to keep on pretending and pretending...
- to keep myself from bawling my eyes out forever - It's okay.
Just come here.
The problem is not you. Don't do this to yourself, please.
- I'm not leaving you alone, Nolan. - I love you, too.
if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.
I'm glad you know about me.
It's hard to keep a secret.
Daisy is been hurt. Bad. I'm not about to let her get hurt again.
It's your wedding day. I'll handle this.
- There's only one way to settle this. - No, Brad!
Dance fight! 5, 6, 7, 8!
Okay, that's great you can stop trying to make me feel better now.
Actually I can't. before Leonard left he made me promise that I'd take care of you.
What’s a soulmate?
It’s a… well, it’s like a best friend, but more.
It’s the one person in the world who knows you better than anyone else.
That someone who makes you a better person. No, actually, they don’t make you a better person; you do that yourself, because they inspire you.
- Go and find your purpose. - You do have one.
A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever.
It’s the one person who knew you and accepted you and believed in you before anyone else did… or when no one else would.
Alex, listen to me. You're better than this, you're stronger.
Becky, you can do better.
You're bright, you can do a lot.
Take the job, because otherwise I will kick your ass.
- You should go to New Haven take up on their offer. - What offer?
And no matter what happens, you’ll always love them.
Look, I support you no matter what, just do whatever feels right.
And nothing could ever change that.
You are one of the most amazing and talented people I know.
Baseball is what gets inside you, it's what lights you up. You can't deny that.
It's just got too hard.
It's supposed to be hard, if it wasn't hard everyone would do it.
- It's not finished and I I don't really... - Just play the piano.
- Okay, but the lyrics are very rough.. - You'll be great.
You're really good at drawing. Like better than any kid I've ever seen.
Talented people like you.
Are like bubbles in a soda.
See these bubbles? Rising one by one?
So?
Talented people are like that.
They rise up like this. On their own. Nothing can stop them.
There are many endings.
Which is the right one?
The right one...
is the one that you'll choose.
Your friendship has brought glorious technicolor to my life.
You jump, I jump, or something like that.
It’s been there even in the darkest of times.
- You still got me. - Yeah.
And I am the luckiest person alive for that gift.
I knew you'd have my back and there'd be no stopping you
Exactly, so what are we even talking about here?
I... will...
be...
your hands.
I am here for you and I'm going to help you forget all your troubles. With everything you've been through you deserve to have some fun.
I don't know if you need somebody to bitch to or just be...
My person?
- I don't know what you mean. - But you do.
You have been through just as much as me and here you are being someone shoulder again.
I like to be your shoulder.
It's my second favorite job.
You are on board from the start, ready to go to battle with me, even you were have no proof and no idea if I was even right.
You're always right. That's kind of our stick. You're the genius, I'm the comic relief.
You're so much more than that.
You are a wonderful person.
Your friendship means a lot to me.
And you look very beautiful.
You, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman.
You're such a great person, Lloyd. I'm a good person, but you are a great person.
- And my best friend. - You're the best friend that I've ever had, Jim.
- Am I really your best friend? - Unless you see someone around here.
- And I can't imagine my life without you. - And you're never gonna have to.
- I'm so sad that you're leaving. - It's not like we're never going to see each other again.
Penny!
- What are you doing here? - Just back for the weekend, I thought I 'd surprise you.
I thought it might be nice to see you.
Happy New Year!
I'm so sorry I left... it won't happen again.
- Are you hungry? - Of course.
Rum cake with actual rum.
Bon appetit.
- Do I have to help make the waffles? - That's my thing, stay out of the kitchen.
- Lily, I owe you an apology. - Oh, for the love of God, are you a sick of apologies as I am?
- Yes! - Can we just skipped the apology and go straight to the forgiving?
Yes.
I want to say thank you... for helping me all those times you did.
Thank you for that... for being my teacher.
Thank you! Thank you!
- I'm proud of you. - I am really proud of you.
We've come a long way.
It's all gonna be okay.
- Okay? - Okay.
Right?
We gonna be okay, ****
Sheldon, you big weirdo, I want you to know that I love that you're in my life.
I love you, too.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
- Oh, you don't have to... - Don't interrupt me dear, Cheyenne.
Happy birthday to....
...you!