- [Interviewer] Have you ever been in love?
- I mean, ah,
there is this dog
that I really love.
We're married.
(upbeat music)
- [Interviewer] Why do you think you might
be dressed so fancy?
- I've got no idea, honestly, actually.
- [Interviewer] Have you ever been to a wedding?
- Yeah, Mommy and Daddy's.
- There's a man--
- A bride and and a dude. (laughs)
- Then they smoochy-smooch.
(boy laughing)
- Do you have to kiss?
Like, can you just skip it?
- [Interviewer] That'd be cool, a handshake, a high five.
- Or a salute! (laughs)
I do!
(both laughing)
- [Interviewer] Have you ever had champagne before?
- Um, not exactly.
- Wait, can I borrow this?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(boy smooching) (glass clinks)
(both laughing)
- Whoa, what is this?
- Cake! - Cake!
- And here's a piece Halada. - No, no, no, no, no.
- I do it my way, you do it yours.
- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
- Excuse me for a second.
(girl spitting)
That was terrible!
- [Interviewer] It's from a really fancy country.
- France?
- England?
- [Interviewer] Yes, it is from England!
It's for like royalty.
- Wow.
- (laughs) We're rolling up the frosting.
- [Interviewer] You would do this in front of the queen?
- Nope! (both laugh)
That would just be unappropriate.
- Just keeps getting away from me.
It's doing it by itself.
(girl coughs)
- I think I just smelled vinegar.
- [Interviewer] Each thing represents
something about marriage.
- Let me guess. - Is that vinegar?
- That is the kids, because sometimes they're sour.
(girl laughing)
- [Interviewer] Have you noticed that sometimes
when you're married to somebody you do wind up getting
in a fight with them? - Yes.
You can get into quite a couple arguments,
which I go for the spicy.
For the vinegar, some things can be a bit annoying,
and then the sour is sometimes you have
to just shake off your anger.
- [Interviewer] That's what marriage is like.
It's sweet, it's spicy, it's bitter, and it's sour.
- And painful.
- Wha?
It looks good.
- It tastes just like my grandma.
- Yeah. - Soup.
- Wait, let me guess.
Is this from Vietnam, because it looks like pho.
- [Interviewer] It's German wedding soup.
- Hochzeitssuppe.
- Honkakonk!
(both laugh)
- Hochzeitssuppe.
I don't think I'll remember that.
- Ew!
It looks like alien farts.
Like, they put them in a freezer, and they turned into this.
- No, mm-mm.
- Okay, I wouldn't dare
not taste it now. - I don't like the inside.
- [Interviewer] They're called husband and wife cakes.
- I ate the wife.
- I ripped the outside of it.
(both laughing)
- [Interviewer] Do you want to get married?
- Maybe when I'm like, Daddy got married.
I'll be as old as him.
How old were you when you got married?
- [Dad] I don't know. You'll have to ask your mom.
- What?! (laughs)
He doesn't even remember when he got married.
- Oh, presents!
- I take this one.
- Mm-hmm, what is this?
- Peanut butter and jelly!
- [Interviewer] Ooh!
- I've got a good idea.
- [Interviewer] (laughs) You're drunk.
- I'm so not drunk! (burps)
- [Interviewer] They're like a party favor,
and at the end, everybody gets one.
- Well, it tasted good.
- Mm-hmm.
- [Interviewer] Do you like them?
- No, this is a bad wedding.
- [Interviewer] I'm not married.
Is there any, like, advice you could give me?
- Be nice to them, and if you don't love them,
just dump 'em. (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Okay!
Ready?
- Uh-uh.
("Wedding March")
- Ah! (laughs)
- [Interviewer] Now you're married!
(boy giggles)
- Goodnight everybody, and get married fondly.
(girl laughs)
- [Interviewer] (laughs) Okay, great, cut.