[Satchel] Hey, what's up, this is Satchel from Steel Panther
and I'm here with some of the guys from Anthrax
and some of the other guys that I hired to be in my band.
And, Stix...did you wanna say something?
[Stix] We're back on the road so, ya know, statistically speaking
I've got a pretty good shot of having a lot of fun tonight.
I do wanna say, we are here with Anthrax right now
and it's their 40th anniversary...
[claps]
[Stix] And I wanna know, from you guys...
how are you celebrating this monumental occasion?
[Frank] We're celebrating by playing!
This is our first show back and we're scared to sh*t
[Stix] How long has it been since you played a show?
[Scott] November 15, 2019 was the last show of the last tour
but that has nothing to do with our 40th anniversary.
[Scott] What do you think about 40 years in a band?
[Michael] Well I feel like after 40 years in a band
you really get to know each other really well.
And I realize who I don't like in the band and who I do like.
I like, you for certain reasons...
and I like you for a couple reasons.
And my bass player, he's been really good over the last 40 years
but he's kinda slacking now with his look.
[laughs] Nah, but it's been great, Scott.
Ya know, I mean , we all took a break too but...
[Satchel] I have a great f*cking idea...
[Michael] Well, nobody can hear you. I've got the mic. This is awesome.
[Michael] So Scott...how's it feel to be leader of the band?
[Satchel] Just tell me what you guys think about this...
Okay, cause we're all here and...Monster's here...
and I just got hired so I can fund this with the Monster money I'm getting.
Um, we combine forces...
Anthrax and Steel Panther...
We call it Panthrax
[Satchel] Your f*cking monster riffs and your draw
and then we'll bring our groupies.
So it'll be the best of both worlds. You know what I'm sayin?
[Stix] I do have to say, Charlie, I've been noticing
that you've been doing a lot of stuff online
A lot of jams, a lot of quarantine jams.
Are you concerned at all about playing tonight and calluses
since it's been such a long time?
[Charlie] Are we playing in calluses tonight? Is that where we are?
[background] Calluses, Wisconsin
[Charlie] Oh, I didn't even know that. I thought it was Cadott.
Um...I'm not worried about that too much.
I mean, I've been playing a lot at home.
[Charlie] I can't take you serious right now.
Because I want...I want our manager to make Anthrax shirts like that too!
Well, not with your face, but...
[Frank] For Steel Panther...
For Steel...can I talk?
No, for Steel Panther...so, is your dressing room as good as ours?
[Satchel] Oh, god, no...are you kidding me? We have a Ford Windstar.
But me and the singer get the back seat...
it's not what you think.
[Michael] Scott! Help me, Scott! Scott! Ow!
Hey, and that's how bands stay together...alright?
Think about if like, David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen would've had sex.
They probably never would've got Sammy.
[Michael] What's your favorite song to sing with Steel Panther?
[Charlie] I'm giving Joey the mic right now...
[Joey] They only song I did with you is "Don't Stop Believin'"
[Michael] How long do you think you're gonna rock for? What age?
[Scott] Uhhh....at least...I think I could hit 75.
[Michael] That's cool, what about you?
[Frank] After this show.
[Michael] After this show...that's a lofty goal.
Satchel, how long do you think you're gonna rock for?
[Satchel] I'm going to rock until I die on stage.
I'm gonna rock for a long time, Michael.
Hopefully I'll die on stage behind the drum set, and uh, ya know.
Or maybe in catering in front of everybody else.
But either way, I'm going out in style.
[Michael] Congratulations to the rest of you and the guys on 40 years of rockin'
[Scott] Thank you! Thank you very much.
[Michael] You know, you kinda take the decades for granted as they pass
because, ya know, you're working and you're in it,
but when you reflect on all the work you guys have done for 40 years
it's a monumental achievement and I want to congratulate you
from all of us from Steel Panther, man...for not dying.
[Satchel] 40 more! 40 more years!
[Michael] 40 more years! Steel Panther, right behind ya!