welcome back guys and a Happy New Year back to normality - do not fear
luckily myself and Charlie are here and we've got a great lesson so grab yourself a
beer or a pen
you're watching real teachers a couple of weeks ago I did a short grammar test
with a good friend of mine Chris you might remember this if you haven't seen
it yet make sure you go and check it out Chris did pretty well we had a good time
he got six out of nine correct and he was happy with his performance despite
nearly pooing himself halfway through the video I just trumped but at the end
of that video I asked you guys if you would like to see my friend Chris again
in an interview that I did with him after his grammar test and there was a
resounding yes which I was happy to hear otherwise it would have been a bloody
waste of time recording the interview wouldn't it so get ready for some more
toilet humor on Chris's part and lots of fantastic and useful English expressions
that came out during that interview if you want to improve your listening
skills this video is the perfect opportunity to do so
so we encourage you to watch this video without the subtitles if you really want
to improve your listening Chris does talk really fast a lot quicker than
myself so make sure you don't feel discouraged or you don't put yourself
down if you don't understand everything that he says instead congratulate
yourself when you do understand a sentence a word or a phrase that you
have learnt in the past you should feel good about the progress that you are
making let's do this have you been on youtube before? Sure. What did you do?
I was actually on Youtube at a Wombats gig, that was the first time I was ever on Youtube. Do you remember that?
ahh that was our first appearance, yeah.. got kicked out by a bouncer yeah that's
when I knew I was destined to be on stage..obviously the bouncer didn't agree
Chinchin bottoms up no.. you've got a tennis match later.. don't tell them that. So Chris, where are you from?
I'm from Bedford, Bedfordshire, okay what's the difference between Bedford and
Bedfordshire.. Bedfordshire is the county.. What do you do for work? I sell IT
software okay right what type software do you sell? errrrrrrr education
software right computers and shit how did you get into that? errr my dad.. he got you a job did he?
he didn't get me a job he happened to be the boss of the company that employed me
okay just happened to be yeah.. no it's just.. my first job was selling
computers to schools right and then I just worked my way up from there and backwards..
I didn't just go straight up I lost my job a few times went back and then went
forward again so if you see my graph of my work.. it's kind of gone like that..sacked
up... redundant (boohoo).. up again and now I'm here making a video with you, so..
it's all going well .. how did you get fired? I didn't know you got fired. I didn't get fired, poosay
poosay, right, and by poosay you mean 'per se', right? yeah, that's what I said
So you weren't fired, what happened? I was made redundant from my job okay yeah right so they just didn't
need you anymore yeah .. well don't say it like that.. they couldn't afford me anymore
"you are doing so well we can't keep you on any longer!" You're making so much
money for the company we can't pay you.. you were doing too good!?
it's like "you're bringing all this money in, ahhhhh, but we have to keep giving it back to you because we're paying you.. we're gonna have to
let you go.. right tell me about your family you got siblings?
You got any kids? Yeah I've got one kid right that I know of..
Chris Chambers and I'm a father she's gonna be eight she'is eight, today, shit.. forgot about that
yeh i got a mum, a dad..he lives in another country though right
a step dad okay called Prawno. Is that his real name?
No he's called Shaun ..Shaun the prawn and another brother who lives in America
Wow yeah and another brother who lives around the corner
so your family like to get round.. not in a nasty way.. well my nan used to.. she was a slut. What are your passions?
My passions are poetry.. haha Who's your favorite poet? I've never heard you talk about poetry. EMINEM
jay-z, okay, these are poets street poets Monet, Merlot.. Monet is an artist.. Rioja
accept poetry what else do you like? Hanging out with friends
and family like you, my friend. What do you do at the weekend?
I like to drink at the weekend and dance and what do you do when you're doing that
you often watch something.. you're an aficionado of ..I love yeah..I love
football okay.. okay.. who's your team? Tottenham Hotspur they're my favorite soccer team
I get a bit drunk and go.. "ohh my soccer team's the best.. eahh, better than your soccer team!"
Do you say 'soccer'? No, football. Who introduced you to that? and how do you
feel when you're at the football? It was a family thing my Nana, god rest her soul was
born in Tottenham.. she got around but she kind of settled in Tottenham eventually
that was her neighborhood .. so my family kind of..
originated from Tottenham so I supported Tottenham and I
still support Tottenham and most my family do so it's a family tradition and you can't
describe the feeling when you're at football but If I had to do it in one word
it would be.. 'fab', yeah it's just . it's just the tits
cool so do you have any nice kind of football expressions you can
teach them sometimes at football you say let's fucking have it
okay let's have it let's have it that's all you have to say if you kick a ball
really hard 'have it'.. kick it up in the air.. OK would Harry Kane say 'have it'? Probably not, no
it's more you play that when you play football when you're youngster in the Sunday league on a
cold Sunday yeah yeah that's a nice memory like when you're playing football,
'have it' kick it up in the air, your dad's there watching, get fish and
chips afterwards okay get in his warm Land Rover yeah then he tell you he's
leaving your mum.. yeah they were the days
do you have any favorite football expressions or is that it? Just 'have it'
um 'have it' is a good one. 'Woodwork' = post. It's hit the woodwork mmm when it goes in
the net sometimes you say he's stuck in the onion bag.. orl the ball bag
okay like he is gonna stick in the onion bag
"fuckin stick it in the onion bag" is that how you talk when you're at the football?
Do you find your voice changes when you're at the football? No I kind of always speak like
a geezer..it's just the way I talk. Yeah I've always thought you're a bit of a geezer.
what about languages. Do you speak any languages? yep I speak a little bit French bit of
Irish and I have got some friends that are actually Northern
okay that's kind of like another language yeah yeah and I'm a big believer
that everyone should speak the same language and it would make the whole world easier
you know if we all spoke the same language absolutely
but then it's like beautiful to be able to speak different languages.. gives you a job
you make your videos..yeah.. absolutely it does.. but I was so
embarrassed that everyone else speaks better English then I would speak their
language you go to any country generally they speak good English yes...where as we
don't speak good Spanish..you do.. you speak a bit of Spanish
Can you.. now? Hola. Hola. Como estas? Me llamo. Bedford, bedfordshire. Cuantos años tienes? Si...
Do you speak German? nein what's that what's that thing you taught me before
Wer ist mein handy? Where is my phone..
what're your aspirations for the next kind of five years.. would do you want from your
life? it's a good question next five years ..I would like to keep my
hairline at the same length 'cos you've known me for quite a few years now haven't you?
Yeah.. mm and I don't think my hairline
has changed that much, poosay. No I think it's stayed more or less the
same it's already you've always had quite a big forehead it doesn't seem to
have got that much bigger no but you you seem more comfortable
with it now.. you used to try to cover up these patches on the sides
yeah but now you just kind of celebrate ..the egg. Ii don't celebrate it, poosay, but I .. you still get
the odd kid shout something as you walk out the house.. "Baldy wanker"
yeah in the next five years I'd like to have a house .. I'd like to have another child I think
in five years and I'd like to have like my...like I'm a bit of an
entrepreneur, as you know..my new invention is, like you know when you're driving a long in
your car and you've got rubbish, like I drive quite a lot in my job
you've had a sandwich or something yeah you want to put it somewhere but
you haven't got a bin .. so your car just fills up with rubbish. Yeah it does happen to people. I look like that emoji don't I..
He's like that. Is it a bald man? He's not bald! So you're driving your car
and your car fills up with rubbish, trash in America.. good awareness.
You want somewhere to put it.. so what I normally use is a Costa
coffee cup because I drink the coffee first, take the lid off and then I just put
like chewing gum in there ..stuff when I'm driving, like receipts and things like
that yeah so I want to invent a bin that's a
costa cup..and you just use it as a bin and empty it. How does this bin
that's a Costa cup differ to an actual Costa cup? Because it's a bin... hahaha because it's a bin!
But does it help you dispose of the rubbish more easily than a
Costa cup itself? yeah ..How? 'Cos it's a bin as well You're getting too hung up on the coffee cup part, 'cos it's a bin as well
but also you can buy different varieties, you can geta wheelie bin that's a Costa cup
it's a wheelie bin but a Costa cup that's that big.. imagine that ..okay yeah yeah
so does it have to be a Costa cup? Yeah, Costa bin is what it's called. You are really entrepreneurial..I remember when I was
about I was like 16 you were like 19 yeah 19 or something you came to the
same school and you came up with a great idea and it was a business where you
well you tell me what (which one..cleaning bins) yes yeah yeah so an idea called cleaning bins
..you've got a bin.. a wheelie bin, which are the bins
we have outside our houses on wheels where's your bin I've been to
Hong Kong no where's your wheelie bin I've really been to Hong Kong the business
idea is you clean the wheelie bin so you put your rubbish in the bin
your bit gets dirty, you put it in the wheelie bin ..but that's great, but who's gonna clean
the bin yeah - it just keeps getting dirty what our job is.. is to come clean your wheelie bin
with like a hose so you get a clean wheelie bin.. and on the van it says..
"clean wheelie bin clean mind" yeah I've never considered spending my money on
cleaning my bin but I never actually inspected it .. but that's because you haven't got a leaflet
through the door someone saying I'll clean your bin for two pounds a month then you
but I've never erm... that's like anything I never considered..
you never considered googling stuff before they had google, did you? That's so true. I was using Yahoo
I do all the first bins for free, that like my thing, you get the first bin done for free
and then afterwards we start charging people so we just need your account details
and if they don't call you after that you're really in the shit, aren't you? It is because I actually
bought the van and all the cleaning equipment and did everyone's bin for
free and then none of them signed up, except my mum and my nan. You're still cleaning hem right? I'm still cleaning
theirs, yeah - that's two pounds a month, that's four pound, but they got the family discount. They signed up early got the family discount
So nana's getting it for free? Nana's getting it for free yeah, shot myself in the foot there.. still two pounds
Have you been on holiday recently? Yes I have. Whee did you go? I've been to quite a few places this year. Yeah?
I've been to Tenerife, been to Hong Kong, Manilla ..tell me about the most -
tell me a funny story, something that happened on one of your holidays. I shat myself in my
girlfriend's dress.. Did you? ..in Venice yeah you were wearing your girlfriend's dress
yeah but it's not like it sounds .. it sounds like you shat yourself wearing your girlfriend's dress
well if you say it like that..
how do you say it? I shat myself in my girlfriend's dress.. like that. Yeah, in a more manly tone. Well I was wearing it 'cos I
ran our of clothes and her dress came as a...it's a top.you can wear it as a top,
it's one of those. It's like a top dress so you can wear it like a tank top.. if you tuck it
into your trousers I just have a tank top and then at the airport I soiled myself and she
yeah, she said I could keep it. Nice of her! Yeah! well that's all for today you absolute beauties that thank you very
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