904, WITH HOSTS EDEN KENDALL AND
MARK PAYTON, FEATURING AMAZING
STORIES FROM EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD
WITH RANCE ADAMS.
THIS IS "RIVER CITY LIVE
>>> WELCOME TO "RIVER CITY
LIVE," HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH.
WE HAVE A STACKED SHOW.
FOR STARTERS THE ONE AND ONLY
SHAWN WANES IS HERE.
HE'LL BE HANGING OUT WITH US.
FRIDAY THE 13TH.
BUT A GOOD DAY BECAUSE ALSO
RANCE'S BIRTHDAY.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN.
>> STRANGE DAY TO BE BORN.
>> NO.
THAT IS ONE OF OUR FIRST TOPICS
PEOPLE HAVE THE PERCEPTION THAT
FRIDAY THE 13TH.
>> PERCEPTION?
LIKE 19 MOVIES MADE AFTER THE
PERCEPTION.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LOVE THE
MOVIES SO MUCH.
>> A BILLION DOLLAR BOX OFFICE
BASED ON FRIDAY THE 13TH.
NAHHH THEY'RE JUST MAKING THAT
UP.
THE TOP SUPERSTITIONS OF FRIDAY
THE 13TH IS ONE, BREAKING THE
MIRROR, I'VE DONE THAT MANY A
TIMES.
YOU GUYS?
>> HAVE I BROKEN ANY MIRRORS?
NO, I HAVEN'T -- I DON'T PLAY
WITH GLASS LIKE THAT.
WHO IS SITTING AROUND BREAKING
MIRRORS.
>> I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO LOOK AT
ONE AND IT JUST CRACKS, THAT'S A
DIFFERENT STORY.
>> AFFIRMATION.
>> YOU NEED TO BE ON OPEN
PRACTICE, MAN.
THIS IS WRONG SHOW.
>> WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
JUST GOES KOOOSH.
MY MAMA CALLED ME UGLY WHEN I
WAS LITTLE.
>> GET THE THERAPY STARTED.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
I STRUCK A NERVE.
WALKING UNDER A LADDER.
OBVIOUSLY, FRIDAY THE 13TH.
OPENING AN UMBRELLA INDOORS AND
A BLACK CAT CROSSING YOUR PATH.
SO 80% OF PEOPLE ARE
SUPERSTITIOUS.
WHO IS SUPERSTITIOUS IN HERE?
>> NOPE.
>> THE BLACK CAT THING I STAY
AWAY FROM.
I DON'T KNOW WHY, THAT'S THE ONE
THAT CREEPS ME OUT.
FRJT
>> WHAT ABOUT THE CAT?
>> YELLOW CATS CAN BE CREEPY.
THEY'RE SCARY.
>> SO, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONLY ONE
THAT I -- YOU KNOW, THAT CAT
JUST THEY LOOK AT YOU.
>> HA HA.
>> THE THING IS I DON'T THINK
I'M OVERLY SUPERSTITIOUS BUT I
WILL AVOID ALL OF THOSE THINGS
AT ALL COSTS BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO GET TRIPPED UP IN IT.
>> YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO THINK
ABOUT IT.
IT WILL STRESS YOU OUT KIND OF.
>> YOU JINX YOURSELF.
>> HE'S BORN ON THIS DAY.
THAT'S HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THAT'S THE GAME TO HAVE AT HIS
BIRTHDAY PARTY, THE BLACK CAT.
>> HE GOT A PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON
THE BROKEN MIRROR, YOU KNOW,
INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT, THE LIMBO
UNDER A POLE, WE JUST --
>> DO IT UNDER THE LADDER, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT THAT.
>> THERE A SUPERSTITIONS IN MY
FAMILY ABOUT SPORTS.
IF YOU WEAR A SHIRT AND THE TEAM
WINS THEN THAT'S THE SHIRT
YOU'RE WEARING.
>> FOREVER.
>> THAT SEASON.
THAT SEASON.
>> YEAH, DO YOU HAVE ANY RITUALS
THAT YOU CONSTANTLY DO?
>> WHENEVER I DO A TALK SHOW, I
HAVE TO WEAR THE SAME UNDERWEAR
THAT I WORE THE LAST 17 TALK
SHOWS.
IT'S JUST GOOD LUCK FOR ME.
I'M JOKING.
>> WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR WORD
FOR THAT.
>> I'M PLAYING AROUND.
I'M KIDDING.
>> WHAT IF THAT WAS YOUR LITTLE
THING THAT YOU SO SUPERSTITIOUS
ABOUT?
SAME PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.
>> SPORTS, I --
>> A HOME RUN, MAN.
>> I THINK IN THE PROS A LOT OF
PEOPLE DO THAT.
>> YOUR EYES ARE TEARING RIGHT
NOW, BUT LOOK.
IT IS GOOD FOR MY RBI.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY, IT'S
GOOD FOR THE TEAM.
YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME.
>> ARE YOU --
>> I CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR, I'VE
BEEN STRIKING OUT LATELY.
>> IT'S GOOD IF YOU'RE NOT DOING
THAT KIND OF ACTIVITY DAILY.
A DAILY THING TO DO EVERY
SINGLE --
>> YEAH.
>> YOU GOT TO CHANGE IT UP.
>> YOUR LUGGAGE WHEN YOU TRAVEL,
T.S.A. DOES NOT LOOK THROUGH
MINE.
ANYTHING CAN PASS BY.
>> A WAY TO EXPEDITE THE WHOLE
PROCESS DON'T WASH ANYTHING.
WHEN YOU THINK OF FRIDAY THE
13TH, YOU THINK OF SCARY MOVIES,
WHAT IS A SCARY MOVIE THAT STILL
HAUNTS YOU TO THIS DAY OR DO YOU
HAVE A FAVORITE?
>> DO I HAVE A FAVORITE?
>> YEAH.
>> FRIDAY THE 13TH, NO, THAT'S
NOT THE ONE.
THE ONE WITH FREDDIE KRUGER.
>> OH, NIGHTMARE.
>> YEAH.
>> STILL CREEPY.
THAT ONE I STILL TO THIS DAY
THAT ONE IS CREEPY.
>> WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT
ONE EARLIER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
ESCAPE SLEEP.
SO WHOEVER WROTE THAT --
>> YEAH, AND IF YOU FALL ASLEEP
WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE YOU GET
FREAKED OUT BY --
>> THE EXECUTIVE ORDER CYST IS
ANOTHER SCARY ONE.
>> SCARY.
>> I WATCHED THAT 100 TIMES WHEN
THEY WERE WRITING SCARY 2.
THAT WAS A CREEPY ONE.
>> I CAN WATCH ROB ZOMBIE HORROR
DIRECTED MOVIES, HOUSE OF A
THOUSAND COURSES AND SOME OF
THOSE.
LIKE, THOSE, HE TOOK THE HORROR
GENRE BACK AND COMPLETELY OWNED
IT.
DIDN'T HE DO IT WITH MICHAEL
MYERS.
>> OH, HALLOWEEN.
>> THAT'S REAL DUMB.
BUT, YEAH, HE IMAGINED THAT AND
THAT WAS --
>> THERE'S ONE I WANT TO SEE
HAPPY DUST DAY.
>> YEAH.
COMING UP.
>> I MEAN, I JUST THINK IT LOOKS
LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY.
>> YEAH.
>> EXCEPT THE WHOLE DUST.
>> CAN DO IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
THE ONE THAT JUST CAME OUT,
THE BLIND DUDE WITH SOME KIDS IN
HIS HOUSE.
>> YEAH.
>> DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> NO.
WHAT WAS THAT?
THE NAKED SOUND OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
DON'T BREATHE! THAT'S THE ONE.
>> THAT ONE IS SYED FAROOK.
>> SEE HOW THEY SET IT UP, FOR
THE SEQUEL.
>> GOT TO HAVE A SEQUEL.
>> MY PARENTS TOOK ME TO SEE
POLTERGEIST WHEN WAS FIVE.
>> WOW.
WAS YOU A BAD KID?
YOUR PUNISHMENT.
SIT DOWN AND WATCH POLITICKEDER
GUYS.
>> I ALWAYS HATED CLOWNS.
TALKED ABOUT THIS BEFORE, WHEN I
WAS A LITTLE BOY, I HAD A CLOWN
ON MY DRESSER, NOT MAKING THIS
UP.
I KEPT TRYING TO SLEEP, STARING
AT THE CLOWN I CLOSE MY EYES AND
THE HEAR THE JINGLE OF THE BELLS
I DON'T REMEMBER MY FEET
TOUCHING THE GROUND, FLEW
DOWNSTAIRS.
>> WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS --.
I THINK YOUR PARENTS WERE
APPOINTING YOU, THEY'RE ALL THE
WAY DOWNSTAIRS.
>> I KNOW THEY DID THAT ON
PURPOSE.
PUT THE CLOWN BY -- WE'RE GOING
TO GO UPSTAIRS AND LOCK OUR
DOOR.
>> YOU PICKED UP A LOT OF
EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.
>> YEAH, PULL SOMEBODY OUT OF
YOU.
>> YOU --
>> ACTUALLY, THIS IS A REALLY
NICE SEGUE.
LET'S TALK ABOUT HALLOWEEN
COSTUMES.
>> OKAY.
>>> AND WHAT WOMEN WEAR.
>> THERE IS A STUDY.
THIS IS CRAZY.
THAT WOMEN, THEY SURVEYED,
SHOWED 9300 LADIES AFTER THEY
HAD AFFAIRS, EVEN WOMEN WHO HAVE
CHEATED ON THEIR HUSBANDS AND
THEY WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THEIR
FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
WERE.
AND THEY SEEMED LIKE --
>> SATAN.
>> THEY ASSUMED THAT THIS MEANS
THAT PEOPLE WHO WEAR THIS
COSTUME ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE
CHEATERS.
SO SURPRISINGLY SEXY NURSE.
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, RIGHT?
CAT WOMAN, AMAZON BEE
S -- AMAZON
BEES.
VOLUNTARY LUPT WOOS VAMPIRES,
STEWARDESSES, PLAYBOY BUNNY AND
THEN POLICE WOMAN.
I THINK REALLY WHAT YOU CAN TAKE
ANYTHING AND MAKE IT SEXY.
THE RUNNING JOKE, AS USE
HALLOWEEN AS A GREAT EXCUSE TO
DO IT.
THOSE SPECIFICALLY, CAN LET YOU
KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR.
>> THOSE GIRLS THEY'RE IN THAT
COSTUME, HA?
>> ONE THING THAT'S INTERESTING,
THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE SURVEY,
IT WAS AN AFFAIR DATING WEBSITE.
THERE'S ACTUALLY A WEBSITE OUT
THERE FOR --
>> ZOMBIES AND MUMMIES AND
MONSTERS FAILING TO SEE ANY
APPEAL IN THAT.
>> YOU CAN MAKE IT -- ANYTHING
SEXY.
>> PEOPLE WEAR ZOMBIE COSTUMES.
YEAH.
>> CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSES.
>> I'M TRYING TO FIND THE SEX
APPEAL, BECAUSE HAVE YOU SEEN
FEAR OF THE WALKING DEAD AND THE
WALKING DEAD, NOTHING SEXY ABOUT
THAT.
>> A MUMMY?
THAT'S NOT EVEN SEXY.
GIRL, WHEN I UNWRAP YOU, WAHOO,
GOING TO BE FREAKY AT NIGHT.
YOU WANT TO HELP?
>> SOMEHOW YOU JUST MADE IT
SEXY.
DIFFERENT TERM.
VERY GOOD.
>> IF YOU HAVE SUSPICIOUS AND
SHE SHOWS UP AS A SEX NURSE.
>> A DEVIL.
>> MAYBE BECAUSE SHE'S SO SWEET
AND INNOCENT SHE'S COMFORTABLE
AS DRESSING AS THE DEVIL.
>> OR MAYBE SHE'S -- MAYBE THE
DEVIL IS IN HER WITHOUT THE
COSTUME.
I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING IS
HAPPENING.
>>> SO THIS NEXT STORY COULD BE
A TRICK OR A TREAT.
I DON'T KNOW.
ARBY'S HAS A NEW SANDWICH OUT,
VENICE SON, DEER MEAT.
NOW THEY ARE GOING TO ROLL IT
OUT ACROSS THE UNITED STATES.
SOMEWHERE RUDOLPH IS CRYING.
>> THAT'S THE EASIEST MEAT TO
KILL.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HUNTING FOR
THAT, JUST GO OUT AND DRIVE --
>> I SAYING ROAD KILL.
>> I'LL PUT IT ON THE TOP OF
YOUR CAR.
>> PRETTY FAST.
>> IT IS GAMEY.
>> ROAST BEEF AT ARBY'S IS
ALREADY A LITTLE SUSPECT.
VENICESON?
ARE WE GOING TO REALLY SAY IT'S
VENICESON?
REALLY.
>> IT'S NOT EVEN FROM HERE, THEY
SAY THEY'RE FLYING IT IN FROM
NEW ZEALAND.
>> THEY'RE RUNNING OVER ALL OF
THE DEER OUT THERE.
>> THEY'RE FLYING IT IN?
>> THEY HAVE A LOT OF REINDEER
IN NEW ZEALAND.
I MADE THAT UP.
>> YOU GET THE SANDWICH WITH THE
THING BLEEPING, THE HEARTY
SANDWICH RIGHT THERE WITH THE
RUDOLPH NOSE.
>> EDEN, WOULD YOU -- WHEN'S THE
LAST DIME -- LET'S PUT IT OUT
THERE.
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME ANYBODY
ATE AT ARBY'S?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE ARBY'S
IS.
>> I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
ARBY'S, YOU PROBABLY EAT A LOT
OF FAST FOOD ON THE ROAD.
>> I DON'T EAT FAST FOOD AT ALL.
>> YOU'RE TRAVELLING HOW MUCH?
>> I TRAVEL TWICE A MONTH.
BUT I GO TO WHOLE FOODS.
>> RIGHT NEXT TO COMEDY ZONE.
>> THERE YOU GO.
SEGUE.
>> ARBY'S, I'M AT THE COMEDY
ZONE.
LIKE THAT SEGUE?
>> THAT WAS THE SEGUE.
>> I'M TRYING TO GET THERE WITH
FAST FOOD.
>> YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG.
>> I KNOW.
>> I WAS IN THE MUMMY COSTUME
CHEATING ON HER U
HUSBAND,
SPEAKING OF CHEATING ON HER
HUSBAND, COME TO THE COMEDY
ZONE.
>> YOU CAN START RIGHT HERE.
I SNORED, I CRIED.
>> HE'S CRYING, YO, MAN, WHAT'S
GOING ON.
SNORING AND CRYING?
HE'S GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE.
>> THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD
MENTION IF I CAME TO YOUR SHOW.
>> OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW WHAT TO
EXPECT WHEN YOU SEE RANCE IN
ACTION.
A LOT OF JUICES COMING OUT --
>> YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
JUICES COMING OUT: WHAT CAN
PEOPLE EXPECT?
>> JUST COME, LIVE, I'VE GOT
JOKES.
THAT'S IT.
I'VE GOT JOKES.
>> WHAT OTHER STUFF DO YOU HAVE
GOING ON?
>> SEGUE.
>> THANK YOU FOR THAT LITTLE
DISH RIGHT THERE.
I COMPLETELY -- KIDS COURT TUNE
CALLED THE BLUE CREW A
COMBINATION OF FAT ALBERT MEETS
CHARLIE BROWN WITH A HIP HOP
TWIST.
AND IT CENTERS AROUND NINE
DIFFERENT KIDS GROWING UP IN NEW
YORK CITY.
AND IT'S A DIVERSE GROUP OF
CHILDREN.
ALL OF THE KIDS PLAYING TOGETHER
AND GOING THROUGH LIFE, GROWING
THROUGH THE TRIALS AND
TRIBULATIONS OF LIFE TOGETHER.
WE TEACH THEM LIFE LESSONS
THROUGH HUMAN MUSIC.
GO TO THEIR YouTube PAGE, THE
BLUE CREW ON YouTube AND WATCH
THE FIRST SPECIAL.
AND YOU CAN FOLLOW US ON
Instagram ON BOO COO OFFICIAL.
FOR UPDATES COMING UP.
>> SHAWN, THANK YOU.
FOR MORE INFORMATION GO T
comed
comedyzone.co
comedyzone.comortoourwebsite
rivercitylivetv.com.
>> STOP CRYING FELLA.
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WE'LL GET
THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.