- Hello Roaches today I'm back at it again
to try to win another crown on Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout.
I can't wait to play as the dragon or wizard in season two,
but until then I'll be racking up crowns
and knocking off noobs.
Lay off fry guy, you won't like me when I'm hungry.
Yeeeeee-ikes, oh, that was too close.
Round the whirligigs I go.
What the,
who is the mysterious hooded super player
that has stormed into my lead.
Dive like you mean it, little beans.
Ah, nothing better than sitting back
and watching the rat race
after you've locked into the next round.
Dance monkeys dance.
There's so many outfits.
Do you guys think I should get my own Fall Guys costume?
Then everyone could be Roach.
Ooh, yes, it feels so good.
The screen never gets old.
Don't forget to tell us how many crowns you guys want
on the comments section below Roaches.
Heck if you actually become a member,
you might even get to play around
with the Arcade Cloud Team.
Oh sweet, Hoarders, Grandpapi loves this game
because Storage Wars is his favorite show.
- Darn tootin I love me some storage lootin?
- No grandpapi I love you and am deeply embarrassed by you.
♪ Team Blue, aba dee aba die, ♪
♪ aba de I'ma die aba de aba die. ♪
Don't mind me,
just moving this ball here.
Now that's using your head.
Told you I was gonna make it mom.
You should've believed in me.
- Too many hits to the head is bad for you son.
- Red ball is everything I'll never give up.
Ooh, is that a butterfly?
Come here gorgeous.
Wait a minute.
What was I doing?
Yes, another ball for the blue team.
We're just filled with blue balls over here.
Ah, ah, ah, we can not have the red team gain any traction.
Oh, oh, suddenly we are not in the lead.
I repeat, we are not in the lead.
Well, Roaches, this might be the end, but we can't give up.
Push, push,
Jeez, if we push any harder, a baby red ball might pop out
This conundrum calls for a different strategy.
Time to go behind enemy lines.
Doggie pile, I'm getting squeezed and crushed and smashed
and I'm loving every second of it.
It's pure chaos out here.
Go blue team go.
Q-U-A-L-I-F-Y.
♪ Keep on dancing to the fall guys song to fall guys song. ♪
Oh, how the mighty have fallen,
but the Roach stays afloat.
Onto the next round.
Get your wetsuits on Roaches, it's time for the slime climb.
And since the show isn't on Nickelodeon yet,
we'll be avoiding the slime at all costs.
We're off to the races.
Little legs don't fail me now.
Aw, oh man, I tried to cut corners
and I've ended up face down in the dirt,
but every pineapple knows it's always prickly
before the pear.
Go on Roach,
get up and get yourself to victory.
Really cutting it close here.
Oh, don't do me like that big ball,
we had so many good times together.
The McDonald's ball pit, tree ball, boba tea,
we had something special.
Ahh, the only way to win this round
is to fight my way to the front of the pack.
Wolf Roach engage.
This is a harder workout
than running half way across the map on Fortnite.
Slow and steady.
No one's qualified yet.
I still have a chance.
Ah, this reminds me of growing up
on the main streets at hell's kitchen,
chasing street birds,
that accident that made me blind
and gave me cool super powers.
Wait, was that me or Daredevil?
Is he in Fortnite yet?
Anyways, hashtag free Fortnite.
Get out of the way Skittles, this isn't about you.
This is it, the last pass
looks like some jerk is guarding the line,
but you can't grab your way into the win in Roach town.
No Surrey, Baba Rooney.
That was close.
Time to sit back, put my feet up
and enjoy that sweet, sweet qualification music.
One more round to go fam.
Can we go two for two on crowns?
What do you think future Roach?
- Beep bop, the future looks Promising.
This is, it all comes down to jump showdown.
Exactly the game I would have picked,
jumping and crouching is all part of the Fortnite strategy.
So this should translate very well.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, oh, we're still okay.
This is getting tense Roaches.
Everyone is acting way too calm.
They're just walking around
like we're not about to kill everyone,
but one of us in the next minute,
jeez guys, show some urgency.
I don't trust a single one of yours.
Six feet apart, do you hear?.
Woof, watch it pal.
And that's why they call me Air Roach.
Hey, not like that.
(upbeat music)
Two more platforms.
Cut any nails left Roaches.
This is as tense as it gets.
Well, I can't take this.
Richard speed us up.
(upbeat music)
Two down, two remain just you and me pal.
I already said no grabbing.
Huh that's what you get.
That's called karma.
Well team, we did it again.
A hard fought crown for Team Roach
and I couldn't have done it without you guys.
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Love you guys stay safe Roach out, wahuh
(upbeat music)